YO MAMA! Food & Drink Jokes

By Brian Lemay 100 comments


100 Comments

Yo Mama

Mar 3, 2017, 7:26 pm Reply

CAN WE HIT 10,000 LIKES?! SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON!!

-Brody

Mobe

Jul 7, 2019, 5:30 pm Reply

EL ESPAÑOL RIFA MAS Y ES MAS COOL

Maxim quicksilver

Jul 7, 2019, 11:18 am Reply

Doritos Is My Favorite Nachos

_BON_BON _67

Jul 7, 2019, 2:52 am Reply

Yo mama so poor whenever she went to the store she already got the food stamps

someone dumbYT

Jul 7, 2019, 5:13 am Reply

0:52 it says caca puffs, but in Spanish it means poop puffs… ew

余致嫻

Jul 7, 2019, 7:42 am Reply

yo mama so stupid
she thought minecraft was a soccer ball team

Jfloyd39

Jul 7, 2019, 2:32 pm Reply

Yo mama so short she uses a fruit loop as a pool float

Karen Atherton

Jul 7, 2019, 3:43 pm Reply

1:00 2:00 3:00

Karen Atherton

Jul 7, 2019, 3:45 pm Reply

4:00 5:00 6:00

Karen Atherton

Jul 7, 2019, 3:46 pm Reply

7:00 8:00 9:00 10:00

Samiyyah Stewart

Jul 7, 2019, 4:45 pm Reply

Fndbnn. 🙉🙊🐭🦄

ZEL-TA

Jul 7, 2019, 12:24 pm Reply

ThIs VVIıdDeo SpONsred bY fAtttest MAMMMAMAAAAAA

Tanya Brown

Jul 7, 2019, 1:09 am Reply

YO MAMA IS SO HOT when ROBLOX AND BUILDERMAN SAW HER THEY SAID OMG THAT'S IT I WILL GIVE HER SOMETHING FOR HER

YO MAMA IS SO HOT WHEN THE ROUNDY RUFF BOYS SAW HER THEY SAID HOLY CRAP SHES IS SOOOOOOO HOT THAT'S MAKES US BREAK UP ON PPG

YO MAMA IS SO HOT WHEN JOHN DOE THE HACKER SAW HER HE SAID I WILL GIVE HER THE HACK FOR HER

YO MAMA IS SO UGLY WHEN JOHN DOE SAW HER HE SAID ROBLOX JUST F**ING BAN ME PLEASE FOR THE F** GOD SAKE

YO MAMA IS SO DUMB SHE THOUGHT THE GAME BALLOONS WAS A GAME FOR BALLOONS

YO MAMA IS SO FAT SHE TRY'S TO DRINK SOINC E.X.E

YO MAMA IS SO DUMB SHE THOUGHT TIK TOK WAS AN APP FOR TICK'S

YO MAMA IS SO UGLY WHEN TRY'S TO WATCH KID'S VIDEO'S THE YOUTUBE KID'S APP SHUT'S DOWN ITS SELF

YO MAMA IS SO DUMB SHE THOUGHT MINECRAFT WAS A DEADLY TRAP MINES

YO MAMA IS SO UGLY WHEN SHE PLAY PLANT'S.V.S.ZOMBIE'S THE ZOMBIES JUST GAVE UP EATING BRAINS

YO MAMA IS SO DUMB SHE THOUGHT PLANT'S.V.S.ZOMBIE'S WAS AN SPACE APP

YO MAMA IS SO SKINNY WHEN SHE PLAY PLANT'S.V.S.ZOMBIES THEY USE HER AS TALL WALNUT

YO MAMA IS SO DUMB SHE TRY'S TO EAT BUTTERCUP THE POWERPUFF GIRL [ BUTTERCUP : THIS F***ING EATER THINKS IM AM A BUTTERCUP ]

YO MAMA IS SO HOT BUBBLES AND BUTTERCUP THINKS SHE WAS BLOSSOM [ BUBBLES AND BUTTERCUP : THERE'S BLOSSOM SHE CAN HELP US TO TEAMWORK WITH BLISS ]

YO MAMA IS SO SKINNY PLAYTIME USE HER AS A JUMP ROPE

YO MAMA IS SO DUMB SHE THOUGHT BILL GATE'S WAS AN GATE

YO MAMA IS SO HOT SHE MADE HOT POCKET'S TURN TO SUPER HOT POCKET'S

YO MAMA IS SO RICH SHE GAVE ROBLOX TONS OF MONEY'S FOR THE WEBSITE TO GIVE EVERYONE FREE ROBUX'S

YO MAMA IS SO DUMB WHEN SHE TRY'S TO WHIP ICE CREAM IT NOW WAS WHIP CREAM

YO MAMA IS SO DUMB SHE USE A LADDER TO GO UNDERTALE

YO MAMA IS SO SHORT WHEN SHE PLAY UNDERTALE SHE WAS FLOWERY

YO MAMA IS SO DUMB SHE USE FANNY FROM B.F.B TO COOL HER SELF OFF

THAT'S ALL FOLK'S

– LELAND.B THE YO MAMA FAN

P.S PLEASE GIVE ME AN YO MAMA FAN FOREVER PLEASE

Slendyplayz_robloxYT

Jul 7, 2019, 2:29 am Reply

YO MAMA SO hot that she made slenderman sung her a frick'in song

Dimitris Moulias

Jul 7, 2019, 12:58 pm Reply

Yo mama so fat shes bigger that the sun

Djalma Andrade

Jul 7, 2019, 11:34 pm Reply

You suck🚲🏎️🤬🤬😈😈😈😈😈 you nerd to bem dead ☠️☠️☠️☠️💀💀💀beeeeeeeeeeap🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃

Djalma Andrade

Jul 7, 2019, 11:38 pm Reply

Yo mama .exe☠️👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👹👹censored🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐pay this 🛵🏍️🚙🚐🚛🚛🚗🚐🚛🚚🚜🏎️🚒🚒🚓🚕🚌🚍🚍🚌🚜🚌🚜🚓🏎️🚑🚒🏎️🚖🚔🚖🚔🚖🚘🚆🚉🚉🚏🚅🚒🚅🚊🚊🚇🚏🚝🚄🚈🚂🚃🚎🚄🛥️⛴️🚢⛴️🚟⛴️🚡⛴️🚡🚁✈️🛩️🚀🛸💺🛬✈️🏕️🚀🏕️💺🛩️🛫🏗️💉🧪🔭🧯📡🥿👡👓☂️🥽☂️👠☂️👓🕶️🌂⚗️⚗️🔭🔬🌡️👠🎩🖋️⛏️🖋️✂️✂️🖊️📏⚙️📒🖊️🗑️⛓️⚙️🖊️🖋️✂️🕓📨🕟📨🕣🕑🕓🕑🕛🕜🕟📨🕞📨🏷️📨📨🕛📨🕟🕕🕞🕡🛶🛶🚞🚋🛥️⛵⛴️

Djalma Andrade

Jul 7, 2019, 11:47 pm Reply

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VerlinPearl Castro

Aug 8, 2019, 12:22 pm Reply

I LIKE YO MAMA SO MUCH

Ryan Anderson

Aug 8, 2019, 7:38 pm Reply

Yo mama so strong she destructed Jupiter with her butt

Retired Arc

Aug 8, 2019, 10:52 pm Reply

I watched all of this Brody

Guadalupe Gonzalez

Aug 8, 2019, 3:41 pm Reply

5:34 WHY DO U HAVE TO SHOW THAT TO US

Bloody Playz

Aug 8, 2019, 2:15 pm Reply

Why do you have earings?

Srry but thats my only thing that i have to say…T^T

Tadiwa Gumbanjera

Aug 8, 2019, 4:22 pm Reply

Your mama so UGLY,When she tried to be live on Tik Tok within a second it said tik tok ⏰then vanished

Billy Surtees

Aug 8, 2019, 6:48 pm Reply

yo mamma so old even god knows her

Zapper Time

Aug 8, 2019, 12:58 am Reply

HAHAHAHAHA YO MAMA SO FAT
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

Saskia Thornton

Aug 8, 2019, 1:07 pm Reply

Oof

Twin Morel

Aug 8, 2019, 12:32 am Reply

Yo mama so fat she was the meteor that killed the dinosaurs!!!!

lakennya

Aug 8, 2019, 1:28 am Reply

Oh yeah yo mama

Speed Striker

Aug 8, 2019, 4:24 am Reply

yo mama so stupid…

SHE THOUGHT DORITOS WAS BASED ON FINDING DORY

Thais Balentin

Aug 8, 2019, 9:46 pm Reply

Yo mama so scary , her oppesive was EVIL

Texasmade w

Aug 8, 2019, 8:35 pm Reply

I can watch them all

P0SION TRAP666

Aug 8, 2019, 12:54 am Reply

Yo mama so hairy when she gave birth to you you got carpet. Boerne bro😎😎😜😜

Daisy Harrell

Aug 8, 2019, 8:57 pm Reply

Do yo mama so drunk

Corey Hanson

Aug 8, 2019, 7:00 am Reply

She so fat to eat she gotta put flour on her face.

Martha Ramirez

Aug 8, 2019, 1:44 am Reply

11:18 i gusee 🇨🇳 is not bad

Zeina Alami

Aug 8, 2019, 6:39 pm Reply

Poopers

S Mills

Aug 8, 2019, 7:19 pm Reply

My mom is sooooo fat lol

Monica Jauregui

Aug 8, 2019, 5:11 pm Reply

your mama is so hot she Mary Brody Foxx

didi diallo

Aug 8, 2019, 7:20 pm Reply

Yo mama so cines

Sarah Quiroga

Aug 8, 2019, 3:57 pm Reply

No it was a meteor

Sarah Quiroga

Aug 8, 2019, 3:58 pm Reply

Ow that must have hurt

Aimee Kennimer

Aug 8, 2019, 5:17 pm Reply

Yo mama so stupid See you thought goldfish was Her pet

Mahdi Taylor

Aug 8, 2019, 11:55 pm Reply

Yo fat when she at on a cloud she made cooin cady

Carl Johnson

Aug 8, 2019, 1:29 am Reply

1:32 That's a yo mama so short joke

rauf abdul

Aug 8, 2019, 12:08 pm Reply

Yo mama so fat she had the whole

TidePod -Chan

Aug 8, 2019, 1:11 am Reply

Yo mama so short when she tried to eat cereal she fell in 😬

Chad Kelly

Aug 8, 2019, 4:47 pm Reply

Who ever watched this video like

zen laguardia

Aug 8, 2019, 7:02 pm Reply

yo daddy is dummy thick :
hes blood type is SLIMEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Zakai’s channel

Aug 8, 2019, 4:33 pm Reply

Yo mom😀

Colm Hickey

Aug 8, 2019, 3:01 pm Reply

Yo mama so ugly when momo tried to scare her… She dived into the bin icon!

saba khan

Aug 8, 2019, 12:14 am Reply

Yo mama so stupid that when the computer gave a warning clean your virus she put it in soap water!
(I know its lame, but I didn't have any ideas)

Yasser Arafat Abedin

Aug 8, 2019, 11:26 am Reply

7:17

•GachaWølf playz•

Aug 8, 2019, 6:41 am Reply

Yo mama so stupid
She thought burger King was the king of burgers!

Ankinimbom winifred

Aug 8, 2019, 11:29 am Reply

yo mama am like

roodey productions

Aug 8, 2019, 10:29 am Reply

Yo mama so strong she marrys mr clean

JULIÁN GAMER 842 ALEMAN

Aug 8, 2019, 12:12 am Reply

FAT MAMA burping rainbow 2:04

JULIÁN GAMER 842 ALEMAN

Aug 8, 2019, 12:15 am Reply

Peter: Break his eyes out! Use that peek you bastard! hehehe….

Anthony Satterfield

Sep 9, 2019, 3:45 am Reply

0:31 O NO. 😔😓

Anthony Satterfield

Sep 9, 2019, 3:46 am Reply

0:30 😦😔😓

Saina T

Sep 9, 2019, 8:08 am Reply

Yo mama so weak,if you touch her she dies!

Dana Harvey

Sep 9, 2019, 2:23 am Reply

Yore mama so stupid she thought dr. Pepper was a doctor for peppers 😀😆❤️

Jacksonofive 2343

Oct 10, 2019, 7:23 pm Reply

Pls don’t ask who joe is

Nicholas Sawicki

Oct 10, 2019, 1:13 am Reply

0:56 the name is actually Cocoa Puffs

Nicholas Sawicki

Oct 10, 2019, 1:19 am Reply

5:46 i get, Big MAC

Nicholas Sawicki

Oct 10, 2019, 1:20 am Reply

6:13 i get that too, DUNKin donuts

Nicholas Sawicki

Oct 10, 2019, 1:22 am Reply

7:20 i get that too, DR. pepper

Nicholas Sawicki

Oct 10, 2019, 1:23 am Reply

7:51 i get that too, CHILLI weather

Nicholas Sawicki

Oct 10, 2019, 1:24 am Reply

9:16 i get that too, drinks ON THE HOUSE.

Nicholas Sawicki

Oct 10, 2019, 1:26 am Reply

10:05 i get that too, STAR BUCKS.

Pop Xz

Oct 10, 2019, 12:49 am Reply

This was posted on my birthday

WIlly The Fun Facts Wizard

Oct 10, 2019, 11:03 pm Reply

This food and drinks jokes makes me hungry

Esperance Mukunde

Oct 10, 2019, 2:56 am Reply

A

Jakob The all-father

Oct 10, 2019, 1:24 am Reply

YO MAMA SO SHORT SHE’S A FRICKIN’
HAPPY MEAL TOY

Shiv Bajpai

Nov 11, 2019, 10:27 am Reply

FAT: when she goes to poo the toilet get clogged

bunnicula bun

Nov 11, 2019, 1:54 am Reply

Like

bunnicula bun

Nov 11, 2019, 2:00 am Reply

Cubera like that button phone

Ricardo Hernandez

Nov 11, 2019, 11:14 pm Reply

Yo mama so poor she eats out of the dumpster

Ricardo Hernandez

Nov 11, 2019, 11:16 pm Reply

Yo mama so stupid she thought fortnite was a game for building

Ricardo Hernandez

Nov 11, 2019, 11:20 pm Reply

12:25 ''I SMELL COOKIES AND I WANT SOME I WANT SOME IN MY STOMACH

Ricardo Hernandez

Nov 11, 2019, 11:21 pm Reply

'' Yo mama so stupid she returned a donut cause it had a hole in it like holy shit your stupid

Ricardo Hernandez

Nov 11, 2019, 11:22 pm Reply

FAT FAT FAT FAT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT evey fucking where

Ricardo Hernandez

Nov 11, 2019, 9:24 pm Reply

12:25 of course she likes doughnuts cause she's so frickin fat

Ricardo Hernandez

Nov 11, 2019, 9:24 pm Reply

12:25 goldfish frowning

Ricardo Hernandez

Nov 11, 2019, 9:26 pm Reply

So st_ st_ stupid

Chris Akpan

Nov 11, 2019, 5:37 am Reply

why do shout all the time?

PoohBear Freya

Dec 12, 2019, 1:19 pm Reply

Yo mama so stooopid she thought spice girls was a type of SPICE

Alison Edgar

Dec 12, 2019, 5:02 pm Reply

Yo mama so Damn Ugly
Barney the dinosaur said "I don't love you"

Kyle Mastetson

Dec 12, 2019, 7:17 pm Reply

🌸

kal ydhdhs

Dec 12, 2019, 2:01 am Reply

1:39 I don’t get it

Ethan Frith

Dec 12, 2019, 7:12 pm Reply

Yo mama so ugly she my happy meal turn to a sad meal

Syco dz

Dec 12, 2019, 11:30 am Reply

Yo mama so stupid. She thought that Doritos was a door

Deku Izuku

Dec 12, 2019, 4:39 am Reply

Yo mama so short when she got a Big Mac she died

Katia Kokoreva

Dec 12, 2019, 12:12 pm Reply

Yo mamma so short that her house is made out of legos

Annerique Roosegaarde Bisschop

Dec 12, 2019, 3:04 pm Reply

yo mama so stupid.she goos to the apple store TO GET AN APPLE

J Oliver

Dec 12, 2019, 11:38 pm Reply

Yo mama so old her first cruse was on the titanic

DAVID BORUKH

Dec 12, 2019, 11:03 pm Reply

Yo mama so stupid she thought dicks sporting goods had dicks

DAVID BORUKH

Dec 12, 2019, 11:08 pm Reply

Yo mama so stupid when I told her to dye her hair she went to the weapons shop

DAVID BORUKH

Jan 1, 2020, 12:51 am Reply

Yo mama so stupid she thought royalton was a queen’s palace

A-TeAm

Jan 1, 2020, 8:16 pm Reply

Yo mama so stupid that when she wrote lower case lower case letters she put them at the bottom of the paper

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