Women Who Love Wine

By Brian Lemay 100 comments


– Hi, good afternoon. Would you ladies like anything to– – Wine.
– Wine. – Okay. How about a glass or a– – Bottle.
– Bottle. (jazzy music) – Is it cheap?
– Yeah, it’s cheap. – Is it the color red?
– Yes. – I’ll take it. – Uhh, I had the longest
day. I need a glass of wi– Did you get punched in the face? – Oh my God! I don’t know! Did I? – It’s just grown up apple juice. Let’s be real, okay? – And say, “When.” – We have a problem.
There’s no bottle opener. – Okay. Get me a shoe, some
nails, and a spare nunchuck. – Say, “When.” – Now I’m letting this one
aerate while I drink this one. It’s a classy thing, I
promise. It’s French. – How many alcoholic beverages
do you have per week? – Uh…one. Bottle. Per night. Perfect, thank you. – You’re drinking out of the bottle? – I don’t wanna do dishes later. (bottles clink) – Mmm. Mm-hmm. – A bottle a day – Keeps the doctor away.
– Keeps the doctor away. – That’s what I heard. – Because you’re too drunk to call him. (gargles) – Grape. It’s grape, isn’t it? – Here’s the secret. I have
no (beep) clue what that is. – Oh my God. – It was five dollars.
– You’re amazing. – Mmm-hmm. – I have the sauvignon blahs. – You know, we should
really exercise tonight. (laugh) – Oh, that’s funny. – But tomorrow we should. (laugh) – Oh, God. That–I will cheers for that. You are hilarious, Allie. Oh!

100 Comments

Lukas Thrw

Oct 10, 2015, 8:39 pm Reply

buzzfeed has a new queen. all hail kelsey

Zimmy Chu

Oct 10, 2015, 8:51 pm Reply

Nunchucks not numchucks I'm sorry it really grinds my gears

ariana moore

Oct 10, 2015, 9:03 pm Reply

Totally me and my friends haha. I like to have "wine and art" nights :3

Reiki

Oct 10, 2015, 9:04 pm Reply

I tasted wine when I was little and I almost projectile vomited. It was so ridiculously bitter my gag reflex instantly activated.

julia stern

Oct 10, 2015, 9:31 pm Reply

I could smell this video.

Exletion

Oct 10, 2015, 10:31 pm Reply

This me except replace wine with vodka.

CantonDem13

Oct 10, 2015, 1:45 am Reply

Alternate title: Women Who Need to Attend an AA Meeting or Three.

ma solórzano

Oct 10, 2015, 4:34 am Reply

one bottle per night JAJAJAJAJA

kronker

Oct 10, 2015, 4:56 am Reply

35 million views on facebook….

ね〜トび

Oct 10, 2015, 8:14 am Reply

my mom literally goes to france every year on the ferry and comes home with the boot of her car filled with wine.
#whiteparentsprobloms

Priti Shrestha

Oct 10, 2015, 4:03 pm Reply

haha this is me 😀

JealousyIsMadness

Oct 10, 2015, 5:50 pm Reply

Doctor: "How many alcoholic beverages do you have per week?"
Kelsey: "Uhh, one….. bottle… per night."
She's totally relatable hahahahaha

embraceky

Oct 10, 2015, 11:44 pm Reply

Grown up 'apple juice' ? Alcoholism isn't funny, you peanut heads. If you can't survive an evening without a drink, you have a serious problem. Wine isn't juice.

Lauryn Daishanel

Oct 10, 2015, 4:23 am Reply

Cougar Town

theEarthChildx

Oct 10, 2015, 6:10 pm Reply

I love wine

Nicole LaBelle

Oct 10, 2015, 1:18 am Reply

"A bottle a day keeps the doctor away. " "Yeah, because you're too drunk to call him." Truth.

Di Ch

Oct 10, 2015, 3:44 pm Reply

An alcoholic girl, probably a terrible wife, that is going to raise a convict, alone…
nice vid 🙂 great music for a tragedy too >X)
13,000 people like it ))))
anything wrong with this picture? noooouuuu, are you kidding?

Oswaldo Campista

Oct 10, 2015, 7:06 pm Reply

it doesnt matter how much you love wine, you cant act like in the beggining with a waiter, its rude

Oswaldo Campista

Oct 10, 2015, 7:06 pm Reply

it doesnt matter how much you love wine, you cant act like in the beggining with a waiter, its rude

Sydney Sharp

Oct 10, 2015, 9:12 pm Reply

kelsey looks like willa holland

Imogen n

Oct 10, 2015, 12:02 am Reply

Aw, I'd love to have a bottle with Kelsey. Beer or wine, sounds divine.

Karol Bała

Oct 10, 2015, 7:56 pm Reply

Can't hold the glass properly, might aswell use a mug

Kelyrin’s Cooking & Bento

Oct 10, 2015, 9:51 pm Reply

I wish I had someone to drink wine with ! 😀

malley333

Oct 10, 2015, 7:05 pm Reply

wow that is so me

RockRita09

Nov 11, 2015, 10:16 pm Reply

I'm a liquor kind of gal. lol

Steven Lee

Nov 11, 2015, 2:06 am Reply

i reported this video. its terrible that videos like these are on youtube nowadays. this video should be rated 18+. i caught my 6 YEAR OLD son watching this video and i immediately took control of his computer and exited the browser.

Lauren Rogers

Nov 11, 2015, 6:49 am Reply

I day without a glass of wine is a rare occurrence

Lifestyle Mastery

Nov 11, 2015, 11:01 am Reply

You go to any restaurant and everybody is drinking wine… There are so many great white and red wines. Back in the renaissance era only the rich people could afford wine and the poor people drank ale! Drinking quality wine is an art and even these days the rich people like to try out the best of the best wines

Jordacar

Dec 12, 2015, 7:00 am Reply

I wonder if in a couple years Kelsey will be doing videos about being sober and how much of a drag it is.

Alyssa Rose

Dec 12, 2015, 7:26 pm Reply

Kelsey and Brittany are my favorites

Justin Perritt

Dec 12, 2015, 2:28 am Reply

I love this video,hope she makes more videos

reym avi

Dec 12, 2015, 10:59 pm Reply

"Women who love wine." No, you got the titel wrong. it are alcoholics who love wine 🙂

Ali Hussain

Dec 12, 2015, 10:18 pm Reply

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Dxx AnonymousGirl

Jan 1, 2016, 2:34 am Reply

Where's Ashly?????!!??

Julie Yondou

Feb 2, 2016, 6:52 pm Reply

haha this is 100% me

Wine of the Month Club

Feb 2, 2016, 7:04 pm Reply

This is great! Thinking we should do a collaboration sometime.. cheers!

katta salmiakki

Feb 2, 2016, 3:34 am Reply

this… is ME…..

Süleyman Kuyumcu

Mar 3, 2016, 10:17 pm Reply

This lady is the coolest person in BuzzFeed crew.

RC EXPLORER

Mar 3, 2016, 9:51 pm Reply

Wine doesnt make you classy, it makes you a wino

Meex1989

Mar 3, 2016, 3:46 am Reply

I'm going to laugh when they get cancer.

Eden Storm

Mar 3, 2016, 1:31 pm Reply

I bought the SHITIEST wine and it burned my throat 😫

lapalette

Apr 4, 2016, 7:48 pm Reply

Tbh I love wine more than beer

Jade

May 5, 2016, 4:03 am Reply

This isn't loving wine. People who love wine know about it and don't just get it because it's cheap so they can get as much as they can. This is alcoholism with a particular choice of alcohol

Cheers OPPA

May 5, 2016, 10:32 am Reply

woman who love wine from hk~~
let's drink over the world!!

Ronja Joosten

May 5, 2016, 6:26 pm Reply

that is so me 😀 😀

Наталья Жеребятьева

Jun 6, 2016, 10:34 am Reply

What was the line about doctor?

vinum meum

Jun 6, 2016, 12:11 pm Reply

interesting video

derp face

Jul 7, 2016, 7:14 pm Reply

"One…"

"Bottle…"

"Per night…"

Easy Life

Jul 7, 2016, 11:15 am Reply

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Ace Cupid Amor Griffin Reeves Ryden

Jul 7, 2016, 1:01 am Reply

red wine incest causins incubus infancs

Deborah Anderson

Aug 8, 2016, 7:41 pm Reply

This is hysterical !

Deborah Anderson

Aug 8, 2016, 8:00 pm Reply

https://www.directcellars.com/708115 Get paid to drink wine !

Meepmemez P

Sep 9, 2016, 11:33 pm Reply

Alcohol is terrible for you why don't people know that yet??

Magical Molly

Sep 9, 2016, 4:30 pm Reply

But like they never say what kinda wine they want at the beginning

Daniel Woods

Sep 9, 2016, 8:17 pm Reply

I NEED A WINE!!! A WHITE WINE

PHILL SHIVELY

Oct 10, 2016, 3:57 am Reply

That's ME AND I'm A GUY!

lady12480

Oct 10, 2016, 10:58 am Reply

A bottle a day keeps the doctor away… because you're too drunk to call him.

giselle miller

Nov 11, 2016, 4:50 pm Reply

Sorry, funny video but I'm french and cheap wine is worse than being burned alive. No kidding cheap wine will kill you (ok, I may be exaggerating a bit).

Paola Alexandra Araya Araya

Dec 12, 2016, 4:47 pm Reply

traduscanlo al español no entendi ni una weba

Mira Kari

Dec 12, 2016, 4:23 pm Reply

hey. here am I, drinking the whole bottle of white . alone

Chuck C

Dec 12, 2016, 2:29 am Reply

Women are funny, get over it.

steven cellugi

Jan 1, 2017, 1:32 am Reply

The other YouTube channel describe me as psycho or lunatic that's they are even more lunatic than they describe me. I love Wine and even more I told what kind is life is. I love to be with women who spoiled or rather realistic when they drink wine. While drinking wine I realise what kind of saying is overrated or rate too high. If you drink wine you will know the real life is about, everybody is not perfect but attitude make them perfect. If you don't understand this, so drink wine and read this comment again, so you will know what I'm saying.

arynne hempstock

Feb 2, 2017, 12:49 am Reply

Totally relate!

Amanda Patano

Mar 3, 2017, 6:51 pm Reply

Haha! hilariously cute!
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John Blumenschein

Mar 3, 2017, 2:32 am Reply

buzzfeed yellow, and hillbilly wine 101. two funniest vlogs.

Trash and the gang

Mar 3, 2017, 9:54 am Reply

My mom likes wine when theres a a b-day i really hate her

Wine Jam

Apr 4, 2017, 10:52 pm Reply

Noooooo! drink the good stuff it may cost more but at your taste buds won't be ruined !!

Tammy & Anna

Apr 4, 2017, 7:02 pm Reply

Say when??? lol…

Meex1989

Apr 4, 2017, 6:31 pm Reply

I dated a girl that preferred wine over weed. I prefer watching her clutch the toilet while I float into space.

irishwristwatch

Jun 6, 2017, 4:26 am Reply

Typical woman.

Single Gal Guide

Jun 6, 2017, 4:47 pm Reply

HahHa love it?

Lady Anna Thompsett

Aug 8, 2017, 2:15 am Reply

I love when my Gp ask how many units I have a week…..I don't look at units because I don't feel guilty

Kitty Digs

Aug 8, 2017, 5:54 am Reply

Drunken tramps

daveibra1

Sep 9, 2017, 8:50 pm Reply

This is funnier https://youtu.be/chEdH5P27G8

Jay Lee

Nov 11, 2017, 8:50 am Reply

I love a wine, too. And women, too…. 🙂

Wine Jam

Dec 12, 2017, 11:09 pm Reply

Seriously $5 dollars on a bottle of wine !! They should of got Boxed wine …

Isabela Tavares

Dec 12, 2017, 2:48 pm Reply

“a bottle a day keeps the doctor away cause you’re too drunk to call him” and keeps your liver pain free while it dies

John Kapa

Dec 12, 2017, 8:19 pm Reply

Just another example of how Buzzfeed is trash.

GD DesJardins

Feb 2, 2018, 9:34 pm Reply

Kelsey is a wondrous human being….but What's with the numchuck?

Cecile Bousselat

Mar 3, 2018, 8:46 pm Reply

"It's fench…" I swear i was raised in France i do that all the time. ain't no time for waiting until your first glass finish airing.

Evann Howard

Mar 3, 2018, 9:59 pm Reply

One. Bottle. Per night.
Sauvignon Blahs.

Joshua Anderson

May 5, 2018, 3:20 pm Reply

I so don't miss hanging out like this.

Maverick Silva

May 5, 2018, 2:56 pm Reply

I don't know why this reminds me of my mother

GamerPete101

Jun 6, 2018, 1:45 am Reply

I came here with no expectations and still got disappointed.

Cook Alexander

Jun 6, 2018, 6:04 pm Reply

A bottle a day keeps the doctor away.. Because you're too drunk to call him lol

Katarina Stajcic

Jul 7, 2018, 9:18 pm Reply

Hannah should be in this videoo

Punk Hyena

Aug 8, 2018, 4:32 pm Reply

I dont really get the craze with most wine.

To me it just tastes like varying degrees of bitter dirt with a lesser or higher degree of sharpness based on the acidity I enjoy the body feeling it gives right after taking a big gulp. (Im a whiskey drinker) But like Id much rather just drink one of the many varieties of whiskey that have noticeable differences in flavor. I've seen people who struggle through a wine glass just so they can look classy lol. I think the only reason I dont struggle through it is because my taste buds are conditioned to whiskey and probably arent as good or something.

Jason Robinson

Aug 8, 2018, 8:11 am Reply

😄 glad i watched this video 👍

PKMNgamer13

Aug 8, 2018, 12:20 am Reply

Gus’s video was way better

Kellie Chasity

Aug 8, 2018, 12:56 am Reply

I love wine 🍷

Angel Toporowski

Sep 9, 2018, 7:45 pm Reply

😂

Do you mind

Oct 10, 2018, 10:08 pm Reply

Careful ladies .. it can be addictive

WhiteTiger333

Oct 10, 2018, 10:55 pm Reply

You're drinking out of the bottle?! I don't want to do dishes later! Bahahahaha! 😀

arynne hempstock

Nov 11, 2018, 2:25 am Reply

That's me!!

Alyssa Crook

Jan 1, 2019, 10:05 pm Reply

Who is the main blonde chick? I want to follow her

mark675

Jan 1, 2019, 2:47 pm Reply

Women who always talk about wine are boring, get a life

Þórálfur

May 5, 2019, 8:16 am Reply

Cats and wine, the Future of all modern loser women.

Mr.G

Jul 7, 2019, 1:41 am Reply

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Jannie Mette Dietz Krycerick

Aug 8, 2019, 5:58 pm Reply

The first waiter got boobs

Axolotl Hamilton

Aug 8, 2019, 12:04 am Reply

“Alcoholism isn’t a personality trait!”
“✅ Read 2:30 am”

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