Wine Mom Vs. Wine Expert 2 • Wine Mom

By Brian Lemay 100 comments


(pleasant instrumental music) – Hi, I’m Hannah, your
friendly neighborhood wine mom and if you’re anything like me you believe a glass of wine at eight PM makes you a better mom. So don’t pour yourself a glass because today we have a
really special guest again, you might recognize him from the last wine pairing video we did. Please welcome Christopher
Webb, our fancy wine man. – [Christopher] Hi. – Hi, welcome back. – [Christopher] Do you want me to just– – Oh, you can just throw it on the floor. So why don’t you tell the people
who haven’t seen you before a little bit about yourself. – As you said, my name’s Christopher Webb. I’m a sommelier at a restaurant in Malibu and my job is essentially
helping people find the wine that they’re going to
enjoy with their meal. – So the last pairing was food and wine and I know that’s what
you’re used to doing. I wanna try some abstract pairings. So tonight we’re gonna do wines to pair with your kids’ crappy behavior. – Wow, okay. – You think you’re up for it? – Well, I’ll do my best. – Okay, let’s go. Okay, so first scenario my
youngest son is about the age where it’s time to start potty training. There would be days where
I’d walk into a room and just be like (sniffs) where’s the crap? ‘Cause there’s poop in this room and I realized that my
son’s choice pooping spot was the corner of my closet. And that scent just lingers in your house. – Like poop-pouri. (laughs) – So what I’m asking is what
is the best wine to pair with my son crapping in the closet? – Well this is gonna be by
far the strangest pairing that I’ve ever done. The first thing that comes
to mind is aromatic whites and one of them that
has the strongest aroma is called Moschofilero
which is a Greek white wine. And the cool thing about Greece wines… – Nice, thank you. – Smell like rose petals
and lemon, citrus. – I smell shit blocker. Am I doing this right? – Well, at some point you
can actually drink it. – Oh, we’re doing that, that thing right? (slurp) – There ya go. (slurp) That’s pretty good. Does your son really crap in the closet. (classical music) – Oh yeah. So next, because we haven’t
gotten personal enough. When parents want to have
alone time we call it talking. You have to schedule them. It’s like a huge ordeal. Like we will plant the kids on the couch, turn on their favorite TV show, spread out a smorgasbord of snacks, and then it’s like alright
let’s go, go, go, go go. We got 10 minutes, like– – No pressure. – The four-year-old now, even
though we will lock the door he knows how to unlock it. So is there a wine that
can restart the romance after our son has walked in on us? – When I think of romance, the first thing that comes
to mind is like champagne or sparkling wine. Actually one of my
favorites is Franciacorta, which is essentially an Italian champagne. – Do we need different glasses for this? – Well traditionally you
serve a sparkling wine, champagne, Franciacorta– – In paper cups. – Champagne flutes. (laughs) – These are never used in my house. I’m not above drinking
wine out of paper cups. Wait, you have more than me. – Oh, yeah let’s switch. – Hold on, okay. (classical music) (satisfied exclamation) – That’s nice. Maybe like a hint of almond. – Almond? – Yeah. – How do you taste that? How do you like train
your tongue to taste that? I mean, when my husband
comes home tonight, hello. To Matt, you’re gettin’ lucky. Next, there’s something
that happened the other day. I just didn’t quite know
how to deal with it. We were in the elevator,
it was me and my oldest son who’s four and he just talks nonstop to anybody who will listen. He turns to this woman
who gets on the elevator. He looks her dead in the eyes and is like, “You know my mom takes big poops.” (aggravated exclamation) So is there a wine that’s
gonna pair with my child over sharing information
with complete strangers? – This is gettin’ weird. (laughs) Well this one might be a
stretch, but I’m gonna just say that maybe you need to add a
little sweetness in your life. I know what I turn to on days like that. I love Riesling. It’s got some really nice qualities to it. Traditionally with Riesling
you’re going to get a lot of like stone fruit and minerality. – I just got it all over. (happy exclamation) It’s like a stronger juice. But this is really delicious. And for the record, I
don’t take big poops. (smacking) Get pumped. Next, every parent has a
worst nightmare of parenting. That’s something like you’re
gonna need a code red wine on hand that’s just like this is it, this is what makes me feel better. – Like break in case of emergency. – Exactly, like a fire extinguisher. What is a wine that could pair with a parent’s worst nightmare? – Well, what would be
your worst nightmare? – Where do I start? Arrive at your destination in the car, take the kid out of the car seat, smear of poop all over the car seat. Bloody noses, lice, the
biting phase, sleep training, kids handing you their boogers, Caillou. – What’s Caillou? – Oh, you don’t wanna know. – Okay, it sounds to me
like you need something that’s very drinkable, something
that is maybe easy to pair with any kind of food. – Are you gonna say what
I think you’re gonna say? Rose! – Rose. – Rose all day! Aka the chug course. – No. – Cheers. Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug. You’re no fun. Last, and I’m saving this for last because it truly broke my heart. I was out here on the
couch doing some work. My son was in his room and
he had gotten into my purse and emptied my makeup bag and took my really expensive foundation, which is the last thing that I actually spend money on for myself, and he had squeezed the entire
bottle out onto his floor and was finger painting in it, really? So is there a wine that
will pair with the fact that your kids ruin every
nice thing you have? – Well it sounds like you’re
looking for inexpensive wine. I think the least expensive
wine I can think of is boxed wine. – Do you have some? – No, I mean nothing against it, I just, I would never– – I feel like I have some,
I probably do, hold on. Okay, I have a surprise. (ripping and tearing) – I don’t think you’re supposed
to tear the whole thing off. (laughs) Hold on, it’s like a waterbed. (sloshing) Should we just pour it into our mouths or pour it into a glass? – I don’t see the difference really. – Oh this looks nice, nice color. Should we swirl? Do you wanna chug this one too? – I don’t even wanna drink this one. – Hey fancy wine man, what
are the notes of this? – I feel like that’s like what the inside
of a glow stick tastes like. – Yeah no, I don’t need new foundation. Do you wanna take this home? – Nah, I’m good. – So that’s all I got for today. I’m Hannah, your friendly
neighborhood wine mom. Just wanna remind everyone
that we had a lot of fun pairing wines with kids’ crappy behaviors but we’re not promoting wine
as a crutch for motherhood. Everything in moderation,
everything in good fun. Thank you so much to Chris
for coming on the show again. If you want to find
him in the interwebs… – @topherwebb on Twitter. – On Twitter? – Twitter. – So I really wanna see your
worst parenting nightmares in the comments. Share if you’ve experienced
any of these other things that I’ve talked about. And as always, if you have a topic that you really want to hear more about, leave that in the comments as well because I love doing
what you guys wanna see. Until next time. (classical music) (belch) – Are you jealous, you can’t burp. – No. (laughs)

100 Comments

cat master

Feb 2, 2017, 2:40 am Reply

7:04 he looked at her butt

cat master

Feb 2, 2017, 2:41 am Reply

7:01 sorry

Joao Neto

Feb 2, 2017, 5:36 am Reply

Try face swamp their faces

Kitty Grimm

Mar 3, 2017, 10:36 pm Reply

If you look closely, you can just see Chris considering the snip.

Quinn Johnson

Mar 3, 2017, 11:47 pm Reply

was the box wine franzia sunset blush? thats what my mom has and its honestly the most disgusting thing

Nina C

Mar 3, 2017, 7:49 am Reply

She chugged the Rosé. I chug my cereal milk

K T

Mar 3, 2017, 4:30 am Reply

Cailou was my rosé all day when I was 3

Jamie

Mar 3, 2017, 12:19 am Reply

He has to loosen up!

Salmazing

Apr 4, 2017, 9:19 am Reply

Slap the bag fancy wine man!!

Gaogee Lor

Apr 4, 2017, 6:58 am Reply

Chug chug haha

kate torres

Apr 4, 2017, 5:17 am Reply

I'm pretty sure this guy thinks you're a nut case.

J Black

Apr 4, 2017, 1:12 pm Reply

I think he prepared himself for Hannah's craziness this time 😂

stonetusk

Apr 4, 2017, 3:34 am Reply

3:10 my local liqour stores dont have the blue bottle Franciacorta in this video. they only have 'Bredasole Franciacorta Brut' would this be similar?

Eric Kuykendall

Apr 4, 2017, 12:58 am Reply

the wine that pairs with poop in closet is crapernet sauvignon

Lindsey Dawn

Apr 4, 2017, 7:50 pm Reply

Box wine tastes like… a melted Jell-O shot but more tame… closer to juice with just a bit of alcohol added

Rohan Ahmed

May 5, 2017, 11:59 pm Reply

ZACH GALIFIANAKIS
That is all.

Megan Matheson

May 5, 2017, 6:00 pm Reply

His facial expressions are killing me 😂😂😂

Elena Andreea

May 5, 2017, 8:45 am Reply

Why am i watching this i'm 14 i don't have kids

ecroxsandoz

May 5, 2017, 4:50 pm Reply

Damn why is he so handsome?

HillbillySelectReviews

May 5, 2017, 2:36 am Reply

I love it, ingenious.

Michaia Wimberly

May 5, 2017, 3:13 am Reply

"how do you train your tongue to taste that" this made me laugh out loud

Antony A

Jun 6, 2017, 6:50 pm Reply

Her descriptions of the wine are unique indeed!! I feel for the guy.

Mary Calla

Jul 7, 2017, 4:45 am Reply

my mom has a bottle of wine in the emergency food storage

Mary Calla

Jul 7, 2017, 4:47 am Reply

my grampa always has a box of wine in the frige but he gets red

B B

Jul 7, 2017, 3:14 pm Reply

"Wine down for what" I LOVE THE SHIRT

shantanu panda

Jul 7, 2017, 7:53 pm Reply

what's caillou, you don't wanna know

Andre K.

Jul 7, 2017, 4:50 pm Reply

Did he "Jim the camera" at 2:05? 😂

colorfultography

Jul 7, 2017, 11:40 pm Reply

Kids are the best or the worst there is no inbetween

Belinda Cowell

Aug 8, 2017, 1:37 am Reply

I used to live boxes wine….

Karol Bała

Aug 8, 2017, 7:55 pm Reply

I heard white Zinfandel from that box isn't even that bad

MrDudezProductionz

Aug 8, 2017, 5:01 am Reply

I feel bad for this guy.

marta Lis

Aug 8, 2017, 5:01 pm Reply

That woman's so funny like she has no idea what's happening just going with it

Erica Riley

Aug 8, 2017, 4:12 am Reply

i love how he looks at the camera like jim halpert

Kaylee S

Aug 8, 2017, 5:30 am Reply

"What's the best wine to pair with my son crapping in the closet?"

Cubangroove

Aug 8, 2017, 2:41 pm Reply

I love you Chris Webb !!

The Crumpet

Aug 8, 2017, 12:17 pm Reply

It's so annoying, at the beginning of the intro, she takes off her bra. Then when she sits down at the end of the intro, her bra is there on her body again. Every. Single. Video. Ugh. 😑

Daniel Karpf

Sep 9, 2017, 1:38 am Reply

He's not having it

Lillibet Kae

Sep 9, 2017, 1:32 pm Reply

In Australia, we called that last one goon 🤣

Ella Kim

Sep 9, 2017, 2:01 am Reply

the wine guys jus like dafuq are u doin?

Darren Skyler

Sep 9, 2017, 5:33 am Reply

This Guy Though!!!

Jennifer Cantu

Oct 10, 2017, 7:56 pm Reply

I'm dying of laughter, thank you I needed this!

Samantha Shanks

Oct 10, 2017, 11:01 pm Reply

He's so awkward and stuffy….but I like it

Abigail Zeman-Miner

Oct 10, 2017, 3:03 am Reply

ITS WINE IN A BAG

"So do you wanna take this home?"
"No, I'm good."
Lolololololololol

Laurie Parsons

Oct 10, 2017, 5:55 am Reply

Bring back wine Mom 🍷

jackielynne76 Exaxtly

Oct 10, 2017, 5:19 am Reply

I really enjoyed these videos with you and your special guest Chris

Veekay_

Nov 11, 2017, 4:01 am Reply

Love that he said poop-pourri

You average kid

Nov 11, 2017, 2:41 am Reply

Normal Hannah and drunk Hannah is so different😂

Angel Face

Dec 12, 2017, 5:10 am Reply

He is so humorless

parisamour13

Dec 12, 2017, 7:05 am Reply

ok ok ok sooooo people who like rose…. why? I tried it, but it tastes like gross water and sometimes smells like gasoline…maybe im trying weird ones…Any recommendations?

Kyra Mason

Jan 1, 2018, 8:16 am Reply

7:00 he is totally busted and looking at her booty 😂

Miss Lee

Jan 1, 2018, 3:54 am Reply

im kinda crushin on the wine dude, id smash

EndtimeTV

Jan 1, 2018, 8:33 am Reply

The fact she said wine taste the same is because is all made by grapes.if you drink it fast of course it tastes differently.

Christian Alcala

Jan 1, 2018, 9:06 pm Reply

His barber needs to fade in his beard……

windslowmotion

Jan 1, 2018, 5:44 am Reply

His voice gives me an eargasm

Tavon Fenwick

Jan 1, 2018, 12:24 am Reply

The two of them together is absolutely wonderful

ashley s

Jan 1, 2018, 12:29 pm Reply

Tipsy Hannah is the best

Dusky Husky

Jan 1, 2018, 9:45 pm Reply

Those mostly sounded like problems to be solved by vodka xD

Anna Tsyplakova

Feb 2, 2018, 12:19 am Reply

What's up with his hair? It's like Hitler Youth meets Bildungsbürgertum.

Raust

Feb 2, 2018, 4:28 pm Reply

Le "I think im a good mom and get drunk off wine".

Bronwyn Vanstone

Mar 3, 2018, 9:25 pm Reply

My mom is exactly like u

Devil Doll

Mar 3, 2018, 9:07 am Reply

Love these videos!

Avantika Krishna

Mar 3, 2018, 2:56 pm Reply

I was hoping you would give him a scenario where your day was great for once and your kids made you feel good and you would want a wine that would be right for the feeling of "ahh ! this is THE life!"

Zarika Jacobs

Mar 3, 2018, 10:45 pm Reply

I want to taste all of these wines.

Davian

Apr 4, 2018, 12:41 pm Reply

6:12
Girl: You're no fun
man in his head: I'm not autistic

Lauren Richardson

Apr 4, 2018, 4:21 am Reply

My mom drank box sangria like it was the end of the world and um… growing up being a mom to be now I still just don’t understand.

Refined Fire

Apr 4, 2018, 3:21 am Reply

🍷

Taylor Dutton

Apr 4, 2018, 3:56 am Reply

They should just get her a half gallon vodka

Laurel Peoples

Apr 4, 2018, 4:27 am Reply

By far my fav video

Ren McPherson

Apr 4, 2018, 1:45 am Reply

4:22 that evil child laugh

Allie G

May 5, 2018, 4:49 am Reply

Her laugh is SO cool! 4:20

Ambie

May 5, 2018, 5:14 pm Reply

The wine with the highest alcohol content!!! 🙂 XO love ya girl. I love your channel!

Ambie

May 5, 2018, 5:19 pm Reply

Boxed wine = Best wine.Just dump it in!!! LOL!!!

nicholas lewis

May 5, 2018, 4:37 pm Reply

I love this chick. And… subscribe!

Sabrina Shepard

May 5, 2018, 9:54 pm Reply

I love this lady

Jo

May 5, 2018, 9:43 pm Reply

I love that guy!!

Klaudia Wojakowska

May 5, 2018, 11:23 pm Reply

HOW DID HE KNOW WHICH WINES TO GET

Wendy Gutierrez

Jun 6, 2018, 12:10 pm Reply

Ew. He is the judgiest

Jack Brewster

Jul 7, 2018, 10:20 am Reply

Wine mom if your son craps in the closet your going to need something stronger than wine I recommend two shots of stolichnaya vodka

Amelia Lee

Aug 8, 2018, 7:45 am Reply

I love that she put kayhou in her worst nightmares

Connie Hoffman

Aug 8, 2018, 5:40 pm Reply

He looks missserrable 😂

Reaper Author

Sep 9, 2018, 6:08 pm Reply

He is so awkward you can tell he doesn’t have any kids

Corey Thomas

Sep 9, 2018, 4:06 pm Reply

But…but why no red wines?

Nique Cherry

Oct 10, 2018, 1:23 am Reply

Chris clearly has no kids. They will even hands you their there's when they are potty training.🤣🤣🤣

Nique Cherry

Oct 10, 2018, 1:28 am Reply

Did Chris just check out her butt? He's wishing she gets so wasted that he can hit. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Memus Maximus

Nov 11, 2018, 2:30 am Reply

Weird mom and uncomfortable dude vol.2

phumelele hlengiwe shabangu

Nov 11, 2018, 6:53 pm Reply

Lol whats wrong with box wine?

R N

Nov 11, 2018, 7:08 pm Reply

Waking up with a diaper on my face. Do they have a wine for day drinking?

Julissa Valencia

Nov 11, 2018, 2:30 am Reply

There is a Part two!!!

Julissa Valencia

Nov 11, 2018, 2:35 am Reply

Hannah the intro WTF

Julissa Valencia

Nov 11, 2018, 2:43 am Reply

7:02 can I make a run for it XD I'm dying

Tanya Ledford

Nov 11, 2018, 12:30 am Reply

Before I watched this, there was an AD for Rose wine……… I think it's a sign

mathware11

Mar 3, 2019, 1:02 pm Reply

“What is the best wine to pair with my son crapping in my closet”
Everclear.

Lulu Lama

Mar 3, 2019, 2:06 am Reply

we’re not promoting wine as a crutch for motherhood

Madi Archer

Apr 4, 2019, 7:19 am Reply

Your gonna get a lot of strong fruit…. Her: licking her glass

John Lee

Apr 4, 2019, 11:37 am Reply

Wine mom you made my day

Playa Manny B.

May 5, 2019, 5:31 am Reply

Start a podcast!

hello o

May 5, 2019, 5:59 pm Reply

This reminds me of the wine episode from bobs burgers

heyandy x

May 5, 2019, 1:24 am Reply

Her: Rosé all day!
Him:
Her: AKA the chug course
Him: Nope

Marcos Garcia Marquez

Jul 7, 2019, 10:32 am Reply

wine man smashin

Sofi alexander-pua

Jul 7, 2019, 10:57 pm Reply

he reminds me of Liev Schreiber. LOL

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