Wine Mom Vs. Wine Expert • Wine Mom

By Brian Lemay 100 comments


(upbeat instrumental music) – Hi, I’m Hannah, your
friendly neighborhood wine mom. And if you’re anything like me, you believe that a
glass of wine at 8 p.m., or a glass and a half,
makes you a better mom. So pour yourself a glass
and let’s talk about stuff. But today, first, let’s talk
about while, (speaks gibberish) (outtake beep) But first, here’s why
I’m drinking tonight. I dunno if you noticed,
but I’m dressed up. Because we have a very
special guest today. There is a wonderful
gentleman here to teach us a little bit about wine, so
let’s welcome Christopher Webb, our fancy wine man! (clapping) – Hello. – Everybody cheer. (clapping) – (laughs) My name is Chris Webb and I am a sommelier at
a restaurant in Malibu. Essentially what I do is help guests find the wine that they are going to enjoy. – Good day with a sommelier. (Chris chuckles) (sad foghorn) I feel like you’re used to pairing wines with pretty fancy food. – Steak, lobster, caviar. – Caviar, oh my god. I have two kids. I don’t really eat that. Is there any way we could
do a couple pairings with some of the foods
that I typically eat? – Yeah, I mean, I’ve brought
some wines here, we can. – I like you already. He said “I brought some wine.” Okay, so first, I feel like
you’re supposed to drink wine with cheese, so
I brought some cheese, I raided my son’s lunchbox. – Ah. So the first lesson of pairing
wines with food in general is if it grows together, it goes together. – Ooh! – So if, there you go! – Ho ho! – Right? So, the home to mozzarella
cheese in Italy is Campania, so any Campania Red will do. – Just a little bit more. – More? – Just a little, just a squirt. – Alright, so, first step,
a little swirl, right? Oxidates the wine so that you can get all of the wonderful aromas. – I smell red wine, for sure. – Mm-Hmm. – What? (Chris slurps) (Hannah laughs) (Hannah slurps) – There you go.
(Hannah chokes) – I’m just trying to be fancy. (Chris spits) Oh, what the heck are you doing?! Why would you ever spit out wine? – Well, because if you don’t spit it out, you’re never gonna make it
through the entire tasting. – We don’t waste wine in this house. – (laughs) Okay. – Okay? I eat baby puffs a lot for lunch. – What are baby puffs? – This. (puffs rattling) Honestly, they don’t
really taste like much. Is there anything that I could have that would add some flavor to these? – My choice for this one would
be Australian Chardonnay. New World Chardonnay,
which is United States, South Africa, Australia,
those sort of places. – Wait, are we learning history now, too? Mm-hmm. – I think it kinda works. – Mm-Hmm. – I actually like that. – Yup. When my kids aren’t around is when I enjoy all of my treats and my wine. So is there a wine that
will go with ice cream? – Yes. One of the main things
you wanna keep in mind when you’re pairing wine with dessert is that it always has to
be as sweet or more sweet than the dessert you’re having. – I have some ice cream sandwiches. – Okay. – This is the easiest dessert
to sneak if you have kids. – Okay. – Because you can just,
like, shove it in your shirt and walk into the bathroom with it. – I didn’t put these in
my shirt, don’t worry. – Okay. This is a dessert wine,
it’s Moscato d’Asti. It’s not very expensive,
it’s a good value, and it can pair with
just about any dessert. – Cheers. – Cheers. – Hey! – Right? – Alright! – Right?
– Oh my god. – Right? Some of the flavors and
aromas that I get is, like, honeysuckle, white peaches. It kinda reminds me, oh, thank you. – So, before we go to the next one, do you mind, like, I love
that we’re being fancy and dressing fancy, but my stomach, like, starts to pooch a lot. Do you mind if I change into some sweats? – No. – Okay. You can take off your jacket, too, if you wanna be more comfortable. I’ll be right back. Okay, so. I’m totally not hitting
on you, by the way. I’m married. I’m literally just changing
into something more comfortable. So, as a mom, a lot of the
time your meal is gonna consist of whatever is
left on your kid’s plate. So I’ll eat pizza crusts
from my kid’s plate, but a lot of the time it
doesn’t have a lot of flavor, so is there a wine that’s gonna bring out the flavor of the pizza crust? – Yes, so this is Lambrusco. Not a lot of people know about it. – I’ve never heard of it. – It’s actually slightly sparkling. It’s very food friendly. It can go with just about anything. – So, here’s, my son, he is clean. He doesn’t have any cooties. Cheers. – Cheers. – Are you grossed out my the pizza crust? – Uh, no, um, it’s. – He stopped eating his
boogers like six months ago. It’s cool. Last. Sometimes I only have about 15 minutes to myself to drink my glass of wine. (claps) What’s the kind of wine that’s gonna go down the fastest? – Well, not that I would recommend chugging wine, or drinking. – You don’t have kids. – But if, I guess if I was gonna choose something that would be easy to drink, my go-to would probably be rose. Rose all day. – Rose all day. – There you go. – I feel like this is a sign, because rose is my favorite wine, and he just said it’s the most drinkable. Cheers. Should we try to chug? – Uh. – And, go. Oh, that was a bad idea. Woo! (laughs) So, that’s all I got for today. I feel like I learned a lot. So, special thanks to
my fancy guest, Chris. We’re best friends now,
we’re wine friends. So if you don’t mind topping me off with a couple extra sips. – Sure. – I’m gonna. – There’s not a lot left, I don’t think. – We gotta do this again. We gotta do this every week. Till next time, I’m Hannah, your friendly neighborhood wine mom. I’m just gonna enjoy a
couple of sips with my BFF! Do you ever get a burp, like, stuck. – I actually can’t burp.
– And you don’t know if it’s going up or down. What? – I can’t burp. I’ve never burped in my entire life. – What? – Yeah. – Do you just fart? (laughs) – Everybody farts. – (laughing) Not girls.

100 Comments

Jazmyn Lorenz

Dec 12, 2017, 12:27 am Reply

When she brought our the baby puffs I died.

Aliyah Henry

Jan 1, 2018, 11:59 pm Reply

He was so afraid to eat those leftovers 😌 if only he realized that's a lot of our meals

Gretchen O’Dea

Jan 1, 2018, 12:26 pm Reply

Haha informative but so awkward

Shannon O’dell

Jan 1, 2018, 11:51 pm Reply

Oh I love you so much. Tou make me laugh wiv my wine and you make me destroys so much great job xxx

E D

Jan 1, 2018, 3:18 am Reply

This is the weirdest video I've seen and it's 2018 so that's saying something

windslowmotion

Jan 1, 2018, 5:34 am Reply

I feel bad for this man

Bernieboo Guerra

Jan 1, 2018, 5:40 am Reply

I love wine mom so much!!

Hannah Kjærgaard

Jan 1, 2018, 8:59 pm Reply

DADDDYYY

Tavon Fenwick

Jan 1, 2018, 12:15 am Reply

"Totally. It hitting on you btw, I'm married… I'm literally changing into something more comfortable" 😅😂

ashley s

Jan 1, 2018, 12:24 pm Reply

I think she is tipsy and the guy can tell

Kim Taehottie

Jan 1, 2018, 8:10 pm Reply

I hope this awkward tension was planned because it wad criinngggee

creek boie

Jan 1, 2018, 3:59 am Reply

The look he gave when she licked that wine cup 🤣

Tree Topley

Jan 1, 2018, 4:39 pm Reply

if she's actually a mom i feel bad for her kids.

Julia N

Jan 1, 2018, 1:10 am Reply

Is this video supposed to be really friggen awkward??😞😞

Wasurat Pangma

Feb 2, 2018, 7:18 pm Reply

How they did 2:14

Tom Duhamel

Feb 2, 2018, 5:25 pm Reply

This was hilarious!!!!

Nash Henderson

Feb 2, 2018, 5:40 am Reply

So I guess we all know what happened after this video… right?

Kristoffer Brink

Feb 2, 2018, 11:38 pm Reply

I’m a boy at the age of 13, so now i’m not near a wine mom and i’ll never get

ø Eman Hafeez ø

Feb 2, 2018, 3:30 am Reply

I LOVE HOW SHE JUST WIPED HIS FACE

Alyssia Pratt

Feb 2, 2018, 5:49 am Reply

"what , what are baby Puffs"? Lol

Alyssia Pratt

Feb 2, 2018, 5:54 am Reply

😂😂😂do you just fart

Yasmin’s LPS , sylavanians and Roblox gameplay

Feb 2, 2018, 11:34 am Reply

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😋😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😋

Avery Powell

Feb 2, 2018, 2:54 am Reply

Bro, the baby Cheeto puffs are fricken delicious

Chilly Nilly

Mar 3, 2018, 8:11 pm Reply

I'm still so impressed with how quick she throws up that perfect messy bun ;-;

Chilly Nilly

Mar 3, 2018, 8:18 pm Reply

WHEN SHE CLEANED HIS FACE HE WAS LIKE "OMG MUM"

MRQUESTIONABLE 45

Mar 3, 2018, 10:28 pm Reply

The most awkward video I’ve ever seen

Eva Zsigmond

Mar 3, 2018, 8:53 pm Reply

1:56 his eyes dart as she licked the glass 😭😭😂

Zarika Jacobs

Mar 3, 2018, 10:39 pm Reply

I'm basically Hanna 😂😂

Jada Meade

Mar 3, 2018, 12:04 am Reply

I literally can’t with this woman. 😂

Melissa.

Mar 3, 2018, 1:12 am Reply

The look he gave when she licked the wine glass, he was like “nope I didn’t see that” 😂😂 they should go on a date they’re cute together… is she married ? 😂😂

I’m The Meme Man

Mar 3, 2018, 11:57 pm Reply

Omg bring back wine mom already

purplemonkeyelephant

Mar 3, 2018, 3:39 pm Reply

So that's what happened to Piscatella.

Katherine LastName

Apr 4, 2018, 7:44 am Reply

So we have the wine expert, Hannah, and the Wine Mom, Chris.

Patrick Lewis

Apr 4, 2018, 10:21 am Reply

He got some than night

Jeeto

Apr 4, 2018, 3:48 pm Reply

Only a glass and a half at 8pm?

Peter2kx

Apr 4, 2018, 4:41 pm Reply

They totally fucked.

Sven Vikk

Apr 4, 2018, 1:19 am Reply

The look on his face when she gives him her kids leftover eaten pizza crust… I can’t hahahahahah

Fluff Head

Apr 4, 2018, 1:43 am Reply

Wat did I just wat h

Alyssa J

Apr 4, 2018, 3:37 pm Reply

hes great.

LindsayCaught Frostbite

May 5, 2018, 10:19 pm Reply

“My son..he is clean,” I laughed so hard omg

milos

May 5, 2018, 7:02 am Reply

She's holding the wine glass improperly by the bowl most of the time, so disgusting.

Enrique Ortega

May 5, 2018, 6:59 am Reply

Nasty

mario berecini

May 5, 2018, 9:29 am Reply

this expert seems like reeally nice person

Adam Conard

May 5, 2018, 6:48 am Reply

lmao, too funny. thank you!

Anya Equestrian

May 5, 2018, 2:10 am Reply

omg his face when you licked the glass!

itsnotaboutdads

May 5, 2018, 1:21 am Reply

omg i was just eating those exact baby puffs (i am not a mother, just a 17 y/o girl without a care in the world)

Athanasius Yevseyev

Jun 6, 2018, 11:02 pm Reply

Man drink white girls are super annoying.

Morgan Conn

Jun 6, 2018, 1:21 am Reply

Omfg when he ate the pizza crust 🍕 he looked so grossed out 😂

Bec Bec

Jun 6, 2018, 8:17 pm Reply

"We're best friends now"

Chris: Shakes head slowly

Starry Night

Jun 6, 2018, 6:23 am Reply

She's annoying af. New wine mom please.

indyracingnut

Jun 6, 2018, 5:49 pm Reply

This woman is my absolute hero. Seriously. String cheese and wine. As a parent of 4 kids, I relate SOOOO well.

Magical Waffle Ninja

Jul 7, 2018, 4:26 pm Reply

I love baby puffs honestly

Suzanna Kornegoor

Jul 7, 2018, 2:37 pm Reply

Hannah is such a mom, how she cleaned his beard. HAHAHA lover it!

AnnaPanda

Jul 7, 2018, 6:10 am Reply

Why do I love this so much?!

MR. POTATOEHEAD

Jul 7, 2018, 3:19 pm Reply

Once you become a mom you lose a little sanity

DementedDarkness546

Jul 7, 2018, 10:53 pm Reply

The look on the guy's face when she licks the wine stem=$Priceless

Raiden Browning

Jul 7, 2018, 11:39 pm Reply

THE SEXUAL TENSION THOUGH

Albus

Aug 8, 2018, 1:00 am Reply

god i could never date a girl like her

Zory Aprilova

Sep 9, 2018, 5:21 pm Reply

You should tottaly make a separate channel

Angel Toporowski

Sep 9, 2018, 8:36 pm Reply

😂

Meagan Hiller

Sep 9, 2018, 2:42 am Reply

What about a bottle. I have been enjoying a bottle of two at 8 😂

Meagan Hiller

Sep 9, 2018, 2:42 am Reply

Wine and cheeze its are my jam!

Visurant

Sep 9, 2018, 8:53 pm Reply

Hannah, you wild. You know we drink more than a glass 😉

carlo c.

Sep 9, 2018, 4:46 pm Reply

Wine hoe

Made in Russia

Sep 9, 2018, 1:21 pm Reply

Wow, wine tasting is really cool! So interesting discussion, thanks;) We also filmed wine degustation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kApNJUD8xqs. The reaction of drinking Russian wine is great, isn't it?

Lindsay NILE

Sep 9, 2018, 12:07 pm Reply

(When you actually cheer with Hannah)

M Tomo

Oct 10, 2018, 12:39 am Reply

i feel sorry for her kids

SkyLove Nightcore

Oct 10, 2018, 10:54 pm Reply

"not girls" lol

Johnny Blonko

Oct 10, 2018, 12:32 am Reply

You R soooooo fn funny great review, u gave me some good ideas 4 my show

Nique Cherry

Oct 10, 2018, 1:13 am Reply

Yesss, I just had a cheese stick with my sweet red 🍷 wine 🤣🤣🤣

Nique Cherry

Oct 10, 2018, 1:15 am Reply

Omg! I live her she's cracking me up

Multi Hack

Oct 10, 2018, 7:41 pm Reply

She loves the beers

TaraIsAnExtraTerrestrial

Nov 11, 2018, 8:48 am Reply

1:56 When your teacher calls on you when you didn’t have your hand up

Memus Maximus

Nov 11, 2018, 2:26 am Reply

He is so uncomfortable

R N

Nov 11, 2018, 8:00 pm Reply

What goes well with veggie nuggets and french fries, cinnamon toast, or black bean burgers with green chile fries?

shantanu panda

Nov 11, 2018, 2:45 pm Reply

3:59, mom mode kicks in

Kayla Time

Dec 12, 2018, 7:03 am Reply

He looks so concerned this entire video!

Hannah Campbell

Dec 12, 2018, 9:09 pm Reply

There is wine ice cream

Sam Minugh

Jan 1, 2019, 1:27 am Reply

I don't know why Chris reminded me of my pastor but he did and I'm uncomfortable.

Morgan Freeman

Jan 1, 2019, 5:57 am Reply

"Do you just fart?"" OMMMGG my thoughts exactly 😀

Shashank Madhusudhan

Jan 1, 2019, 6:34 pm Reply

They banged later

Talirus

Feb 2, 2019, 8:32 pm Reply

I feel bad for her kids. My mom was crazy too.

Kelly Borup

Feb 2, 2019, 7:14 am Reply

I love when he starts eating the puffs & lettin loose 😂

stpetechia727

Feb 2, 2019, 3:36 am Reply

When he sucks the wine threw his teeth and she’s like…. WHUUUUT? That’s the best.

Ryan

Feb 2, 2019, 3:39 am Reply

god did she really have to say "im not hitting on you by the way im married". like honestly that makes this so so awkward just do the freakin video.

Cara Cannon

Mar 3, 2019, 12:02 am Reply

fancy wine man

Bella Repka

Mar 3, 2019, 5:47 am Reply

OMG WHEN HANNAH LICKED THE GLASS THE FANCY WINE FACE OR WHATEVER LOOKED LIKE SHE JUST KILLED HIS MOTHER XDDDDD

Al M

Mar 3, 2019, 5:15 pm Reply

Chris I pity you 😔

Citlalli Yepez

Mar 3, 2019, 4:40 am Reply

Why is no one commenting about how she just handed him a left over pizza crust lmao

John Lee

Apr 4, 2019, 11:31 am Reply

This made me laugh so hard, when she mentioned the buggars

Diego M.

May 5, 2019, 8:21 am Reply

😐 this guy the entire video

Lacey Jane

May 5, 2019, 10:19 pm Reply

I cringed during this whole thing lol not because Hannah did anything wrong, just because Hannah is so relatable and a typical mom and he is so fancy lmao. I cracked up when he went for more baby puffs 😂

Lizzylu46

Jun 6, 2019, 10:51 pm Reply

This guy can’t stand her

Lizzylu46

Jun 6, 2019, 10:55 pm Reply

They have very different personal sense of humor

Tyler Munson

Jul 7, 2019, 1:51 pm Reply

He looks so awkward it’s so funny 😂😂😂such a funny video 😂❤️

Christa Jones

Jul 7, 2019, 2:43 am Reply

Mascato d’aiste my favorite wine!!!!

Christa Jones

Jul 7, 2019, 2:44 am Reply

Love this 😂😂

AjKynts The GBF

Jul 7, 2019, 12:19 am Reply

4:03 INITIATE MOMMY MODE

Booxwee

Jul 7, 2019, 4:17 pm Reply

Drunk at work… now that would be the only good reason to work at buzzfeed..

Michelle Muneton-Guzman

Jul 7, 2019, 3:26 pm Reply

she pulled out string cheese

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