Why We Pre-Drink

By Brian Lemay 79 comments


Alright cab’s going to be here soon. Come on, let’s smash this rum. Quick game of fives. Wait, why do we have to finish the rum before we get into the cab? Well we’ve got to finish the bottle before we go in, don’t we? Why can’t we just leave it and drink in London
later? Well no, because drinks are expensive in London so if you want to get battered then come on, let’s go. We don’t necessarily have to get battered
though do we? You’re not going to go in sober are you? I don’t mean we go in sober I just mean we don’t have to be completely
off our tits do we? How else are you going to have a good night? You just find a place, enjoy the music, enjoy
the vibe, enjoy the company Enjoy the company? What you’re just going to shuffle around on
the dance floor? What’s so bad about that? It just sounds like the shittest night ever. How does it sound like the shittest night
ever? It sounds like a good night. Give me a reason why it sounds like the shittest night ever. Give me a reason then! Because…because…because… Because I hate myself! I’m very insecure, I’ve got shit chat and the only time I feel even slightly happy is when I can go out and get fucking blindo. So for the love of Christ will you shut up
and play a game of fives. One, two, three, five. Drink One, two, three, ten. Drink One, two, three ten. Drink

79 Comments

x3 delta

Jul 7, 2018, 4:04 pm Reply

Bout time you bois upload.

Ayesha Siddiqua

Jul 7, 2018, 4:05 pm Reply

Im not british so i usually dont understand what they are saying.. I turn on the captions.. Lolll

KillerRabit OfCaerbannog

Jul 7, 2018, 4:08 pm Reply

👍👍👍

RoyDangerMoney

Jul 7, 2018, 4:16 pm Reply

Me every time i explan pre-drinks to friends who dont drink or go out… why are we friends?

MultiJhammer

Jul 7, 2018, 4:17 pm Reply

Learned how to play game of 5s after this, gonna go get bladdered now

The Gardening Channel With James Prigioni

Jul 7, 2018, 4:21 pm Reply

Hilarious! I love you guys!

Mario on the Moon

Jul 7, 2018, 4:40 pm Reply

In America we call it Pre Gaming lol

Gandhi Mahatma

Jul 7, 2018, 4:54 pm Reply

Gold. Pure gold

Chris W.

Jul 7, 2018, 5:00 pm Reply

"Get fucking blindo" hahahah love it

TheWill920

Jul 7, 2018, 5:05 pm Reply

🙁

TheBeanieBandit

Jul 7, 2018, 5:13 pm Reply

oh man too real. i dont come to this channel to cry

GoldJacketLuke

Jul 7, 2018, 6:12 pm Reply

Love it! You guys are awesome.

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Jul 7, 2018, 6:48 pm Reply

Wow this ones funny asf 😀 fuckin blindo! xD

seededsoul

Jul 7, 2018, 6:57 pm Reply

I always thought these guys were from Australia.

it is a mystery

Jul 7, 2018, 6:58 pm Reply

this is so dark im not sure if it stopped being funny it was that sad. a tad poignant.

Dainius Murauskas

Jul 7, 2018, 7:16 pm Reply

beautiful as always guys

PersianinSweden

Jul 7, 2018, 8:25 pm Reply

A L C O H O L I S M

Philip Zeplin

Jul 7, 2018, 8:31 pm Reply

I relate to this more than I probably should…

Josh

Jul 7, 2018, 8:47 pm Reply

Cuts deep fam

JasieK0

Jul 7, 2018, 9:06 pm Reply

how do you play this game?

I

Jul 7, 2018, 9:16 pm Reply

I'm sober and going in to clubs sucks lol

Kinda Maria

Jul 7, 2018, 9:20 pm Reply

Stern <3

mitsterful

Jul 7, 2018, 9:36 pm Reply

This is too true

Akhil P

Jul 7, 2018, 9:37 pm Reply

Lmao bro same shit in NYC drinks mad expensive

Simon lindberg

Jul 7, 2018, 9:40 pm Reply

Too true

Praneeth Konduri

Jul 7, 2018, 9:44 pm Reply

I guessed the ending right away, looking at the notification 😣😂

flooblet

Jul 7, 2018, 10:11 pm Reply

lol darkk

Ralph Ware

Jul 7, 2018, 11:23 pm Reply

Sooo… How do you play fives?

StockiestPlum

Jul 7, 2018, 11:54 pm Reply

too close to home lol

Lumibear

Jul 7, 2018, 2:19 am Reply

Bit dark guys…

guitargeekette

Jul 7, 2018, 2:59 am Reply

On a serious note…self evaluation and correction needs to be done if one is completely UNABLE to enjoy anything without being utterly faded. (Funny sketch, but with a message so deep and dark, it really ought to be addressed)

RJ Umlas

Jul 7, 2018, 3:03 am Reply

The new Dead Kevin?

Ryan

Jul 7, 2018, 3:13 am Reply

This hits close to home

Justin

Jul 7, 2018, 3:19 am Reply

Relatable LOL 😂

Strength

Jul 7, 2018, 4:40 am Reply

I came to laugh not feel

Tama Singh Vlogs

Jul 7, 2018, 4:42 am Reply

This was a gold guys!! Loved it

LazySketcher

Jul 7, 2018, 5:56 am Reply

Depressingly true haha.. Ah man I didn't expect that, still funny though :')

S H

Jul 7, 2018, 6:30 am Reply

I like the dark ones.

The Nerdsmith

Jul 7, 2018, 7:31 am Reply

Is it the plaid shirt, or did Joel get ripped?

John Adam Robert Hughes

Jul 7, 2018, 7:35 am Reply

V v accurate

sajmeister

Jul 7, 2018, 7:55 am Reply

😂 🤣 😅 😄 😆 Love this stuff, British comedy is always amazing.

quartertrax

Jul 7, 2018, 12:22 pm Reply

Right in the feels

Paul Bunker

Jul 7, 2018, 12:27 pm Reply

Love you guys!

Nick Smith

Jul 7, 2018, 1:05 pm Reply

To save money!!

A. Wolf

Jul 7, 2018, 2:29 pm Reply

Bet they had a bangin night tho.

Nathan diMaggio

Jul 7, 2018, 2:57 pm Reply

god his so fucking hot as rocks..

ajnode

Jul 7, 2018, 3:49 pm Reply

A man of my own heart.

rA9

Jul 7, 2018, 5:07 pm Reply

Brits in a nutshell

Sean Nelson

Jul 7, 2018, 6:13 pm Reply

You guys sound like Harry Potter. Papa bless

Elliott Brown

Jul 7, 2018, 7:11 pm Reply

Blindo, new word for me 🙂

leep

Jul 7, 2018, 9:33 pm Reply

I've got shit chat

Vrailly

Jul 7, 2018, 9:39 pm Reply

HAHAHAHA. This one resonated boys.

LaserDroid

Jul 7, 2018, 9:46 pm Reply

I've seen this bit already, like a week ago.

ratpimples

Jul 7, 2018, 11:20 pm Reply

mayne hold up, whats the ending song?

KageKC

Jul 7, 2018, 1:42 am Reply

This was my experience at a recent bachelor party… I'm on the right.

Sergio Montemayor

Jul 7, 2018, 1:53 am Reply

So close to home

Jatin Sharma

Jul 7, 2018, 2:24 am Reply

Is there anyone else who had the extra rule where in order to leave the game you had to not celebrate after guessing correctly and say 'Thank you very much for this game of fives' calmly? I have no idea if that was just my school friends or not, but it was almost impossible.

K H

Jul 7, 2018, 3:21 am Reply

I could use a drink now

kalyan3

Jul 7, 2018, 5:52 am Reply

what is the hair style called that Nikhil has?

Sid Batra

Jul 7, 2018, 3:30 am Reply

hahahahahahahahah fuckin loved it, funny shit

Aleks Martini

Jul 7, 2018, 5:24 pm Reply

Another smash!

Woothebear

Jul 7, 2018, 9:28 pm Reply

Keep it up! U guys r gonna blow up

PARCE93

Jul 7, 2018, 10:28 am Reply

I call that liquid courage. It helps me get laid.

Sucharith Battina

Jul 7, 2018, 11:57 pm Reply

Good boy.

ICD

Jul 7, 2018, 6:32 pm Reply

Your content reminds me of an English “It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia”!!!

WMWanimations

Jul 7, 2018, 7:47 pm Reply

Holy shit you guys are legit. Blend Humour with truth and create a masterpiece short comedy film.

mjcapo1

Aug 8, 2018, 9:14 am Reply

Fuckin A

Lang

Aug 8, 2018, 1:02 pm Reply

This is me, fuck

Luke M

Aug 8, 2018, 10:35 pm Reply

I've got shit chat haha

Petros Ioannou

Aug 8, 2018, 1:43 pm Reply

Too real 😰

ajiut aeft

Aug 8, 2018, 9:02 am Reply

Good checks shirt

FitzChivalryFarseer2

Sep 9, 2018, 5:33 am Reply

Save money and fuck pubs/bars

Savant Turnip

Sep 9, 2018, 8:26 am Reply

Dear Christ boys x

C. Saint-Saëns

Oct 10, 2018, 11:16 am Reply

"for the love of christ" ha ha where did that come out from?

David Espejo

Nov 11, 2018, 9:18 am Reply

Love how quickly this turns, unexpected and brilliant.

seededsoul

Jan 1, 2019, 9:47 pm Reply

“Like” if you hate yourself!

And the only time you get even slightly happy is when you go out and get fucking blindo!

Jack Jacobs

Apr 4, 2019, 5:07 am Reply

this is still one of my favorite videos of all time

maciek

Jul 7, 2019, 7:50 pm Reply

The main guy in this channel is like the missing member of "it's always Sunny in Philadelphia" love this, keep it coming

lil brat

Dec 12, 2019, 10:09 am Reply

LOOOL

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