The Most Annoying People To Text With: Whine About It

By Brian Lemay 100 comments


– Summer is over, and now, the time has come, to dance. (upbeat music) Hey everyone, my name is Matt Bellassai, and this is Whine About It, a weekly video series where I get drunk at my desk and complain about stuff. On this week’s episode, the most annoying people to text with. The average person sends like 60 messages a day and they’re all garbage. That’s what this study said, and you should feel bad
about the textual filth that you’re polluting this world with. Alright? Let’s drink. (peppy music) Let me just check my messages. Yeah, but I got a message. Not bad, not too bad. Alright, first of all,
anybody who texts the phrase “Did you get my message?” They’re always like,
“Did you get my Message, “that I sent, using the
same (censored) medium “that I’m using to send this message? “So if you didn’t get the first one, “you’re probably not
gonna get this one either. “But I don’t care, because
I’m an annoying piece of shit, “and I’m gonna send you
a second one anyway.” That’s what they say,
that’s what they send. There’s only two reasons that someone doesn’t reply to your message. One, they were (censored) busy, and two, they didn’t wanna (censored) reply to your (censored) message. Asking someone, “Did you get my message?” is like asking someone why do you hate me? I don’t think you’re ready for the answer. Okay? Then there’s the people
that respond to messages with the old passive aggressive “K.” They just respond to my whole message with one letter and a period after it. You trying to start a fight with me? Is that what you want? You want to dance with the beast? Because nobody says “K.” unless they think you done
(censored) something up. Don’t you dare text me K, unless
you’re ready to throw down. Also, people who respond to messages with just a whole string of
indecipherable emojis. You’re not a (censored) caveman. What do I look like, some kind of hieroglyphics-reading scientist? Trying to read all the
pictures on your cave wall? I asked you if you
wanted to go out tonight, and all you sent me was
six corns-on-the-cob, an octopus and a pear. What’s that? What’s that? Is that a yes? What does that mean? This is a text message,
not a menu at Denny’s. Use your words, not just
little pictures of the foods. Do you get it? Also, anybody who sends a message that’s longer than like two sentences. I just wanted a yes or a no,
not Moby (censored) Dick. Also, people who turn every message into like 16 different messages. They’re always like, hey, send. Matt, send. I think I found, send. Some nachos, send. Oh wait, send. A bird pooped on them, send. I think I got most of it off, send. Do you still want to split them? Send. You couldn’t just sum
that up? In one message? So that my phone doesn’t stop
blowing up, like the Alamo? I only need one shit
message from you at a time. Okay? Okay. Then there’s people who take like seven hours to respond to a message that needs a response right now. If I say what flavor of
ice cream do you want? I’m not not (censored) around, okay? This was an emergency that requires your immediate attention so why don’t you take your hand out of your pants, and let me know what flavor
of ice cream you want. Lives are on the line here, and you can’t respond to my text message. But also, people who expect me to respond right away when I’m busy. They’re always like “Matt,
you left your oven on again.” “Matt, there’s smoke billowing
out of your apartment.” “Matt, why won’t you answer your phone?” Listen, sometimes I
got better things to do than reply to your text message. Like getting home to the delicious bagel bites that I left baking in my oven before I left the house this morning. But I guess you wouldn’t
know about that, would you? You wouldn’t know about
the finer things in life, because you’re too busy texting me every five (censored) seconds. Then there’s that one (censored) sack, who asks the question,
“Can I ask you a question?” I don’t know Michelle, this
isn’t a (censored) game! Texting is a serious business. You can’t just ask a question, and then ask another question. It’s all there, black and
white, clear as crystal. You stole fizzy-lifting drinks, you bumped into the ceiling, which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day sir! It’s from a movie. With Wally Wonka. And finally, worst of all, there’s the people who call you instead of sending a text message. They’re always like “Matt, can you talk?” “Is now a good time to talk?” No! It’s not a good time to talk. It’s never a good time to talk, because anything you could say to me, you can say in a text message, better than (censored) calling
me on the (censored) phone. That’s for (censored) sure.
That’s for (censored) sure. Alright everybody, thank you for watching this week. As always, you can find our videos every week at whineaboutit.tumblr.com At my page, which is
facebook.com/buzzfeedmatt That it. That’s everything. That’s all I got, ever today. (upbeat music) People always come up to me on the street, and they say “Oh, you’re Matt, “you’re the wine guy from Buzzfeed.” And I say “Nope, I’m 17 time “Academy-Award-winner “Meryl Streep, I understand the confusion. “Have a nice day, have a good day.” And then I pat them on the back. And they say “Oh my god, she is wonderful. “I can’t believe I just met Meryl Streep.”

100 Comments

Zodiac Moon

Dec 12, 2015, 4:35 am Reply

I have a friend who always says ok or cool, and cuz it's texting I can't tell the tone.

Lucy325

Dec 12, 2015, 4:30 am Reply

Texting for me is BS. If you want to have a real conversation, call me.

Taylor Coleman

Dec 12, 2015, 12:35 pm Reply

"If I say what flavor of Ice cream do you want, it's a f***ing emergency !" πŸ˜‚

tyler gnosis

Dec 12, 2015, 2:48 am Reply

I just discover this guy I love his work

Kevin Tyler Bautista

Dec 12, 2015, 6:35 am Reply

LMAO. LMAO.

M Paulus

Dec 12, 2015, 2:17 pm Reply

this is hysterical. it;s going to get me through the holidays!!!

Baked Beanas

Dec 12, 2015, 11:29 pm Reply

LMAO blown up Alamo phone

Bonnie Hundley

Dec 12, 2015, 5:41 am Reply

I find Matt's truthiness adorable.

Kaliipso _

Jan 1, 2016, 12:27 am Reply

Note: Questions about Desserts and food is important…

Daisy Lara

Jan 1, 2016, 3:26 am Reply

Is that a picture of zayn malik in the background or is it just me?

S O

Jan 1, 2016, 1:55 am Reply

I hate the people that call instead of text!!!!!!!!! My brother can hear my side of the conversation… And my parents… And I don't like talking…

BeeBee Tee

Jan 1, 2016, 6:36 pm Reply

Lol @the finer things in life.

Quinn Etoll

Jan 1, 2016, 10:59 pm Reply

60 texts? Seriously? Because that's an insanely small amount for anyone.

brokebassoon

Jan 1, 2016, 1:40 am Reply

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L Berman

Jan 1, 2016, 2:55 am Reply

I hate when people just say "LOL" to a question.

Izabella Chaya

Jan 1, 2016, 1:43 am Reply

all I see is Lou's photo of Zayn in the back. it's distracting.

Jocelyn Copeland

Jan 1, 2016, 11:56 pm Reply

Is it just me or did anyone else say "good day sir!" Out loud too

Mrs. Oaks

Jan 1, 2016, 11:06 pm Reply

Wait… where's the part about the person who calls you 5 seconds after you replied to their text because they knew you were free. Ugh!

megdarling

Jan 1, 2016, 9:44 pm Reply

wally wonka

Samantha Eberts

Jan 1, 2016, 10:26 am Reply

hahahahahaha the 'Wally Wonka' quote. I'm laughing so much.

Jojo Turcotte

Feb 2, 2016, 5:38 am Reply

2:30 – 3:20 I do both of those things

mechell97

Feb 2, 2016, 7:27 am Reply

my name is Michelle and I actually ask can i ask you a question. πŸ˜‚

Brian powell

Feb 2, 2016, 12:22 am Reply

k.

Andie Nicole

Feb 2, 2016, 12:59 am Reply

What does his glass say?

Anneka Renes

Feb 2, 2016, 1:33 pm Reply

Well I guess I'm annoying then…

Shayna Sanderson

Feb 2, 2016, 11:15 pm Reply

I feel like the people filming this hate him with a burning passion πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

NoJams_94

Feb 2, 2016, 2:25 pm Reply

THE WILLY WONKA QUOTE

awkwardrama

Feb 2, 2016, 6:53 pm Reply

The willy wonka quote really got me πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

soloseraphim Heartsong

Feb 2, 2016, 12:44 am Reply

You should be a Simpsons character.

Tamuna Nozadze

Feb 2, 2016, 6:19 pm Reply

I want Matt to be my bff so whenever someone annoys me/us he can get drunk and call them out on their bulls**t

Cranstons mandible

Feb 2, 2016, 7:23 am Reply

Hilarious! =)

Lumpyness

Feb 2, 2016, 10:31 am Reply

The Most Annoying People are those white guys who constantly whine but have nothing to to complain about .

Chloe Wall

Feb 2, 2016, 10:33 am Reply

This is TOO true

Denzel Arthur

Feb 2, 2016, 6:06 am Reply

lol the contradictions

Griggitz

Feb 2, 2016, 1:27 am Reply

Wally Wonka is my favorite movie too.

emma roland

Mar 3, 2016, 4:09 am Reply

"thats what they say thats what they said thats what they….u know" he's officially drunk.

ZombehPanda

Mar 3, 2016, 5:38 am Reply

I hate it when I get a text from my friend but am unable to answer at the moment (ex: I'm at lunch with coworkers and I appear to be one of the few people who stands their ground that texting/messing on their phone during a meal is rude). Then they message again…and again…and again. When we finally are heading back to the office I check my phone and its like
: Hey
: Hello?
: Are you there?
: Helllloooooo
: (sad emoji)
Then when I finally respond saying hey and asking what's up they are just like
: Just wanted to see what you were up to.
T_T Then how about just texting once? 'Hey~ What are you up to? :D' works

Edward Nayegon

Mar 3, 2016, 8:33 pm Reply

The only things I do on my phone daily:
Send max 5 texts
Make 2 calls
Pinterest
Buzzfeed

Cubic Reality

Mar 3, 2016, 4:45 am Reply

Matt is hilarious and I love how sassy he is!

Cubic Reality

Mar 3, 2016, 4:47 am Reply

Also he has been watching Willy Wonka

kriish sharma

Mar 3, 2016, 5:44 pm Reply

okay but WHAT is the music at 0:53. someone help me.

TheKalelFan

Apr 4, 2016, 12:19 am Reply

Once again, I started laughing hysterically at the beginning but at 4:30, he nailed it! Fizzy Lifting Drinks…

Mr Plantman

Apr 4, 2016, 10:44 pm Reply

πŸŒ½πŸŒ½πŸŒ½πŸŒ½πŸŒ½πŸŒ½πŸ™πŸ. 🍷🍾😠

Autumn Elizabeth

Apr 4, 2016, 12:52 am Reply

I want him to be my best friend

Judit Campbell

Apr 4, 2016, 7:44 am Reply

How does someone deal with the texter that once they know you're going out with friends but you'd talk to them tomorrow; texts you how's your girl night going? I don't like to be rude but this is so annoying to me. πŸ˜”

Amber Jenkins

May 5, 2016, 11:28 pm Reply

The Willie Wonka bit cracked me up πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Shelby Gipson

May 5, 2016, 12:41 am Reply

That picture in the background looks like Zayn even though it's blurry.

Prince Cirrus, Lord of the Skies

May 5, 2016, 2:34 am Reply

i need some con-text-ual evidence for this.

Alex Hernandez

May 5, 2016, 1:47 pm Reply

K

Scars

May 5, 2016, 9:23 pm Reply

ok, ok
hahahahahha

Genesis Valladares

May 5, 2016, 5:21 am Reply

What happened to whine about it? No new videos?

hazelledoll

May 5, 2016, 6:04 am Reply

I love the way he said wildly wonka πŸ˜‚

Trinity Dumoulin

May 5, 2016, 8:51 pm Reply

Why don't they do these anymore πŸ™

basilton pitch

Jun 6, 2016, 12:23 am Reply

is this grantaire

Zephyr

Jun 6, 2016, 12:31 am Reply

K.

Akanksha Phillips

Jun 6, 2016, 11:05 am Reply

K.

Matt Cambridge

Jul 7, 2016, 4:51 pm Reply

k

John Etter

Jul 7, 2016, 2:12 am Reply

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Allie Marsh

Jul 7, 2016, 10:22 pm Reply

can i like this 50 times

Mjc Dub

Jul 7, 2016, 6:22 pm Reply

Why is there someone's forehead just poking at the top of the screen on the left

Inayameeka

Aug 8, 2016, 5:36 pm Reply

I love how he adds to the "your house is burning down joke" with how he left bagel bites in his oven πŸ˜‚

Grace Dorothy

Aug 8, 2016, 12:37 am Reply

i do the "can i ask u a question"

plus wally wonka

Louise A

Aug 8, 2016, 10:48 pm Reply

I miss this show 😭

Jessica M. Johnson

Sep 9, 2016, 2:48 pm Reply

I'd take him out to a bar with me .__. He Seems Fun when Drunk like all hot mess moms mixed into a mans body if that makes sense. He's Just So Sassy I Love it xD

Kesmi Zambrana

Sep 9, 2016, 5:20 am Reply

Lolll "like the Alamo"

Keanna McLaughlin

Sep 9, 2016, 2:10 am Reply

That Willie Wonka moment was my favoriteπŸ˜‚ You did it sooo well πŸ‘πŸ½πŸ‘πŸ½

Karen Vosseberg

Sep 9, 2016, 11:47 pm Reply

when he started on the Willy Wonka monologue, I caught it right away and burst out laughing! Keep it up!

Kayla Empson

Sep 9, 2016, 7:00 pm Reply

Omg the Charlie and the chocolate factory part was the best πŸ˜‚

The_Sundance_Child

Sep 9, 2016, 12:17 am Reply

like the Alamo.

Nancy Kosmidis

Oct 10, 2016, 4:55 am Reply

tag yourself i'm the framed portrait of zayn in the background

islandgirl7756

Oct 10, 2016, 6:08 am Reply

it's from that movie… Wally Wonka. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

P P

Oct 10, 2016, 5:24 am Reply

If I see another ad for Ouija I'm gonna lose it

Michelle

Oct 10, 2016, 3:47 am Reply

YES!!!! 4:30 to 4:43 <3

KyleyShinead

Oct 10, 2016, 4:37 pm Reply

4:30 = Love

Megan Henry

Nov 11, 2016, 6:01 am Reply

People are going to stop knowing how to speak to one another because we use texting as the main source of communication.

Dingus

Jan 1, 2017, 4:36 am Reply

there's no way he gets drunk off half a glass of wine. He's obviously pretending. Nonetheless, I still love it! πŸ™‚

peppa pig stan

Feb 2, 2017, 7:57 pm Reply

I thought of umbridge saying did you get my text? In A very potter sequel

Secret Songbook

Feb 2, 2017, 4:53 am Reply

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dexter

May 5, 2017, 5:21 am Reply

K.

Tiff Moore

Aug 8, 2017, 7:13 pm Reply

hahahahaha, this series gives me life

round chicken

Sep 9, 2017, 7:47 pm Reply

I'll be double texting with no shame πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Katie Rotoli

Sep 9, 2017, 12:07 am Reply

This is giving me strong "drunk uncle" from SNL vibes

Robin Nicole

Oct 10, 2017, 7:02 am Reply

Puhhhhlease bring this back! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Gilberto Sanchez

Oct 10, 2017, 5:05 am Reply

Yassssss that Willy Wanka reference

billie abbott

Oct 10, 2017, 4:10 pm Reply

this is my absolute favourite series on buzzfeed

Rey Schrute

Oct 10, 2017, 12:11 am Reply

β€œYou wanna dance with the beast?”

NoScopeMaster8486 NoScopeMaster8486

Oct 10, 2017, 8:17 pm Reply

K.

Jer Langhans

Dec 12, 2017, 8:24 pm Reply

yasssssssssssssssssssss

Meghan Schwab

Dec 12, 2017, 12:26 am Reply

Why do I feel like he's the one in the office who everyone hates? (no hate I love this series)

Pylot Mcconnon

Apr 4, 2018, 10:17 pm Reply

Does anyone else think he looks like a chunk keith from try guys

Sassy Sarah

May 5, 2018, 3:53 am Reply

I miss these… so much…

Eddie Gooden

Aug 8, 2018, 1:22 am Reply

Can't believe I just accidentally stumbled upon this guy. I threw up on my floor cause I was laughing so hard.

LES

Aug 8, 2018, 1:31 pm Reply

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Zephyr Sanctum

Aug 8, 2018, 4:13 am Reply

Can we be friends, Mr. Matt?

kateri17

Sep 9, 2018, 3:24 am Reply

the Wonka bit took me out πŸ’€β˜ οΈ

Michele Love

Oct 10, 2018, 8:52 pm Reply

You wanna dance with the beast?? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

pbr

Dec 12, 2018, 12:41 pm Reply

i love this guy

Douch Mush

Feb 2, 2019, 1:12 pm Reply

This is why I am unemployed and people like this arent

Wake Up World

Feb 2, 2019, 3:16 am Reply

The Willy Wonka rant!πŸ˜‹

Kizzy Mkhize

Jun 6, 2019, 5:42 pm Reply

Guys may we bring back Matt

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