the furry that drinks WAY too much at cons
What do you mean I’m an alcoholic? 10 a.m. is a perfect time to start drinking! (jazzy music) I’m not drunk you’re drunk! What am i drinking? Just water! I’m not loud, you’re loud! Where did my cup go? Where did my shirt go? This literally hasn’t happened to me before. Okay guys, fun new drinking game… drink every time you see… a fursuit! Never have I ever
wanted to (???) Nos Hyena! Soda! Soda! (crying) My fursuit crush didn’t want a hug from my musky fursuit! “No alcohol in the headless lounge!” Oh this isn’t alcohol, cuz I drank it all! You’re cute and I
am extremely composed right now. I’m not falling,
you’re falling! Oh my god you guys I lost my shirt, this has literally never happened
before! I’m not baking mad decisions! (crying) Bad dragon ran out of the toy I wanted! Hey check this out everyone! Check this out! You can’t cut me off cos I have fursuit spray! What do you mean it’s poisonous? (drunk yell) Oh my god I love you guys
so much! (bad karaoke) This is like the most comfortable place ever, I think I’m just gonna sleep here! You want to see a party trick? Too bad, all you get is a… party thot! I suddenly
have a strong urge to go to the raves! You know what we should do? We should start a howl like in that movie Zootopia Cos that’s something that’s new that hasn’t
been done before I can run a mile in 30 seconds I don’t care what anyone says I’m the fastest hyena alive! None of that got in my mouth and
everything got on my face! Rum chata, more like rumkake! Where am I? Where am I?
“Nos you’re at a con!” Oh that’s right!
Wait where am I? Dancing! Oh my god you guys I lost my shirt
this has literally never happened to me before! (screams) (state of the art iMovie title) Now remember kids drink
responsibly! (funky music) The only thing bottom about me is the
bottom shelf I’ve been drinking! (scream)