South Park – Drinking Commercial

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You. Friends. Fun. Drink. Hot girls. You’re hot. Drink more. Expensive cars. Ass. Drink. Ass. Money. You in a tuxedo. Threesome. Vodka. Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Fun! You! In a tuxedo fucking this girl! Vodka! Drink! Drink! Drink it all you fucking pussy! More tuxedo! More cars! More pussy! Drink! Drink! Drink! Please drink responsibly.

“Chocolate Rain” Original Song by Tay Zonday

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Chocolate Rain Some stay dry and others feel the pain. Chocolate Rain A baby born will die before the sin. Chocolate Rain The school books say it can’t be here again. Chocolate Rain The prisons make you wonder where it went. Chocolate Rain Build a tent and say the world is dry. Chocolate rain Zoom […]

LITTLE BIG — I’M OK (official music video)

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Working days, week by week That will make me wanna drink Every Fridays I got lit Should I really need to quit? Baby mister take a little sip? So mama gonna fix it really quick Curt Cobaine? HotLine Blind? That could only mean one thing One shot bring me more Two shot, let em roll […]

The Try Guys Try Professional Bartending

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– Today I’m takin’ the (bleep) out of cocktail. (men laughing) – [Keith] Disgusting. (upbeat music) (upbeat jazzy music) – Craft cocktails, expensive drinks. – We are here at Birds & Bees, a craft cocktail speakeasy in downtown L.A. where we’re gonna be learning mixology. And then we’re going to head to head in a […]

Mike Ditka is a Wine Snob Binny’s Beverage Depot Commercial

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{\rtf1\ansi\ansicpg1252\cocoartf949\cocoasubrtf540 {\fonttbl\f0\fswiss\fcharset0 Helvetica;} {\colortbl;\red255\green255\blue255;} \margl1440\margr1440\vieww9000\viewh8400\viewkind0 \pard\tx720\tx1440\tx2160\tx2880\tx3600\tx4320\tx5040\tx5760\tx6480\tx7200\tx7920\tx8640\ql\qnatural\pardirnatural \f0\fs24 \cf0>\ Man, we’re gonna meet Mike Ditka!\ [Rock Music]\ >\ There’s the coach!\ \>\ [Classical Music]\ Mmmm this the has fruity scent of cherry, has an exquisite black berry undertone and a mild pepper finish.\ \>\ Man, the coach has gone soft.\ \ >\ [Lions Roar]\ OH NO\ […]

GETTING DRUNK FROM DIY WINE

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Hello! Today, I’m gonna be making prison wine or pruno, as the fancy people say. It’s strain through a sock, so ‘fancy’ is really not an option at this point, but PRUNO. Really interesting story actually. One night I was googling how to make prison wine And now I’m doing it. You want me to […]

Seth and Kelly Clarkson Go Day Drinking

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-With all of the crazy stuff going on in the world these days, sometimes you just need to take a break and drink during the afternoon. And today I’m going to do it with Kelly Clarkson. Hi, Kelly. -Hello. Hello. I’m ready. -All right. -Y’all ready? -We’re going to start with a little bit of […]

The World STRONGEST Beer: 65% Alcohol! – Tipsy Bartender

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(dramatic orchestral music) – Okay. Ah ha! Ooh. There it is, huh? – [Skyy] That’s one. Where’s the other one? There’s more than one. – Oh. There’s the other one. – What are we doing today!? (she laughs) What did we just un-package? – We just un-packaged the world’s strongest beer. – Exactly, Armageddon– – […]

Surviving a Stand-Up Tour Sponsored by an Alcohol Company

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I know you’re armed to the teeth. I’m saying though, what if we flip it and now you have a bandolier of throwing harmonicas. I do. Which you can play them kind of like… Wait you already have those? Well, you can throw them. Yeah. The key is like, here’s a harmonica, see now, if […]

Helium Beer Test | Helium Infused Beer | Short Version with English Subtitles

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I’m scared to sniff it No, don’t smell it Just pour I have no idea if this will work – but if it works… it’s a stroke of genius Cheers Do we have to… Seriously?! … SERIOUSLY?! You sound like a… ….you sound like… I sound the same… Come on let’s score the beer… let’s […]