Seth and Kelly Clarkson Go Day Drinking

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-With all of the crazy stuff going on in the world
these days, sometimes you just need
to take a break and drink during the afternoon. And today I’m going to do it
with Kelly Clarkson. Hi, Kelly.
-Hello. Hello. I’m ready. -All right.
-Y’all ready? -We’re going to start
with a little bit of beer. Cheers.
-This is dangerous. [ Laughter ] -It’s time for “Day Drinking
with Kelly Clarkson.” -Oh, my God. You’re a champ. ♪♪ -♪ Hey! ♪ -All right. So we’re
going to make some drinks based on your esteemed career.
-I’m ready. -We are going to do
the Simon Cowell. -Of course.
-Well, here’s the thing. We tried to think,
“What are the things that are true about Simon?” So we are going to start
with some hot sauce. Right?
-Yeah, what’s going to kill you? -Little bit of hot sauce. We’re going to put in some vodka right here.
-Okay. -And then we’re going to
put in some hot sauce. -[ Laughs ] God. -And then we’ll put in
some bitters for Simon. -Okay.
-Because — well, you know why. -Yep.
-And then, we’ll finish it off with a little more hot sauce. -Oh, geez.
-And let’s have ourselves a Simon Cowell. -Okay.
You gave me the bigger one. -Cheers! You know him better. -Cheers. -Mnh! Whoo!
-It’s burning! -That will put hair
on your chest in the v-neck. -And I don’t want that! Aah!
-[ Chuckles ] -My mouth is on fire. So, like, maybe not hot sauce. -Not hot sauce.
-Because my lips are on fire. -My lips are on fire, too.
This is — -♪ My lips are on fire ♪
-Wait, do that one more time. -[ To the tune of
“Girl on Fire” ] ♪ My lips ♪ -♪ Are on fire ♪
-All right, great. -I was harmonizing with you.
-All right. -This is real.
-So this is in honor of the Grammys.
-Okay. -But it’s in honor not
of your Grammys because I don’t believe
in awards. -Wait. [ Laughs ]
-This is about my grammy. -About somebody —
-My grammy, someone who is dear to me.
So we’re going to put in brandy. Because that was Grammy’s drink. And we’re going to put in
12 Werther’s Originals. [ Laughter ]
-That is such an old people thing.
-Four, five, here we go. All right.
-Does that even blend? [ Blender whirring ] -This is the first Grammy
that’s ever been served in anywhere. -Do you truly not believe
in awards? -Look, I don’t believe in them
because I don’t win them enough. [ Laughter ] There we go.
-That was amazing. -Cheers, to Grammy.
-Cheers. This is going to bad. Oh, God. -That’s a very good drink. -You are a liar. [ Laughter ] Dude, are you okay? -I’m thinking about my grammy. -Oh, did she die? -No, she’s back at my apartment. -You’re stupid. [ Laughs ] -No, I’m just kidding.
She’s dead. [ Laughter ] -I’m going to make you a drink. -Oh, great.
-Okay. -Bartender! Bartender! -Oh, my God.
You are a mean consumer. -What are you making?
-Okay, I’m going to make you
a Blake Shelton. -Oh, a Blake Shelton.
-This is bourbon. -Okay.
-We got Tennessee whiskey. -Okay.
-We’ve got Southern Comfort. -Excellent.
-‘Cause he’s Southern. Sometimes he’s comfortable.
-And he comforts. He brings comfort to us all.
-Sometimes. Mm-hmm. And then we’re going to throw
in, because he’s dating Gwen Stefani, some B-A-N-A-N-A-S
so — -Oh, you are going to shake
the bananas? -Yes, yes. You got to get
the Southern Comfort and all of it all over there.
Okay, here we go. -All right,
this is the worst drink. -I got more bananas.
-This is disgusting. -B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
-B-A-N-A-N-A-S. -To Gwen Stefani. ♪♪ -Mnh! What are you doing?! -Ahh! -Oh, my God!
I could use some toothpaste. [ Laughter ] My breath is like hot sauce
and bananas. -No, it’s great.
Blow it right in my face. Come on!
-[ Exhales sharply ] -It’s really bad.
-It’s bad. [ Laughter ] -Okay.
-Okay, so this next shot is called “The Voice.”
-“The Voice.” -Yes.
-Okay. -In honor of “The Voice.”
-Okay. -‘Cause this is the show
I’m going to be winning this season.
-Oh, congratulations. -Thank you.
But you have to spin around. -Okay.
-Like you’re in the chair. -So start —
-I’m going to pour your shot. You’re not going to know
what it is. -So I just spin around?
-Yeah. And stay there, sir.
Stay there. Okay.
You don’t know what it is. Now you can spin around. -Say go.
-Go! Yes! -I’m not going to high-five you.
What was that? [ Laughter ] -It was French.
Because I’ve also been on “The Voice” in Montreal.
So, “La Voix.” -“La Voix.” So what is —
-♪ This is “La Voix” ♪ -Wait, what — how does
the theme song go in French? -♪ This is “La Voix” ♪ -Let’s do it together.
One, two, three. ♪ This is “La Voix” ♪ -So here — this is for real. -Okay.
-This is the cognitive test that Donald Trump’s doctor
gave him. [ Laughter ] And I’m going to
administer it to you and see if you can pass. And if you nail it —
-I get to be president? -If you nail it, I’ll do a shot.
And if you miss, you do a shot. -I want to be president.
-What animal is this? -[ Laughs ]
-For real. -[ Snorts ]
This is — I snorted. -[ Chuckling ] For real. -This is a lion.
-Lion. Boom. Okay.
-Boom. Check. [ Laughs ]
Oh, it’s going to be bad. -Oh, that’s awful.
All right copy — -To help it with a beer. -All right, ready? I’m going to
do a shot in advance of how excited I am
for this next one. -Okay. Jesus. -[ Chuckles ] Okay — ooh! All right.
Name the maximum number of words in one minute that begin
with the letter “F.” -What?
-“F” words. -Okay, yeah. -You are at zero,
four seconds in. -No, no. I thought
you meant were going to say them and I’m supposed to number them.
Start over! -Here we go. Go! -Mnh, um [bleep] um, friggin’, forward, fast, fluid, filed. -Yeah.
-File, two different — -Okay, but not the best.
-Past tense, present tense. -Yeah, files.
You want to do files? I’ll give you files. [ Laughter ] -Fla– Face. -Face. Oh, my God. I can’t
believe you said “flace” first. All right, Kelly you got 18,
which is really good. -Shut up, I’m drunk. -I feel like
what’s been missed here is what a fan of yours I am.
-Okay. -So I’m going take a shot.
And I’m going to sing to you. -Okay. I feel like this is
going to be great. -Okay, here’s the thing.
I want this to be real. So I’m going to put on
noise-canceling headphones. -Okay. Oh, no. -And I’m going to take my phone, and I’m going to sing — -So wait,
you can’t hear yourself? -No I can —
Well, it’s not important. I want you to hear me.
-It is important. -“Since U Been Gone”
is one of my favorite songs. -Okay.
Gee, were you hurt by someone? -♪ [ Sing-shouting ] Here’s the
thing, we started out friends ♪ ♪ It was real,
but it was all pretend ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah,
since you been gone ♪ I feel like you, like,
love this. -Since I’ve been “gong”?
[ Chuckles ] ♪ [ Mumbling ] ♪ ♪ [ Mumbling continues ] ♪ I don’t know that. ♪ Yeah, since you been gone ♪ All right, here we go. ♪ And all I ever hear you say ♪ ♪ [ Off-key ] Is that
I want to be with you! ♪ ♪ All I really hear you say ♪ ♪ Since you’ve been gone! ♪ ♪ I feel alive
for the first time ♪ ♪ So moving on, yeah, yeah ♪
-Oh, my God. -♪ You! ♪
-♪ You! ♪ -♪ No, I can’t ♪
-What? -♪ I want ♪ ♪ Since you’ve been gone ♪ -♪ Since you’ve been gone ♪ -Was it great?
-You ended on your knees, too. It was very physical. -I feel like I didn’t get
all the words right. -Yeah. Or lyrically. -I just want to make sure
I’m back for the chorus. If you don’t mind?
[ Laughter ] Because obviously,
the rest of it, I’m not great. -Yeah. No, the first part,
you were amazing at. -♪ Since you’ve been gone!! ♪ ♪ Be for the first time ♪ ♪ Moving on, yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ Thanks to you now I can
get what I want ♪ -♪ Get what I want ♪ -♪ Since you’ve been gone ♪ ♪ Had the chance,
you blew it ♪ ♪ Out of sight, out of mind ♪ [Bleep] nailed it.
-Yeah. Yeah.
-Should we go up to the roof and yell [bleep]?
-Yeah. [ Indistinct chatter ] [ Cheers and applause ] -[ Exhales sharply ]
This is really nice. -[ Laughs ]
You just blew in my face. -Look, the important thing
is that we are on the roof. An we have each written things
for the other person to yell from the roof.
-Yes. -Because we’ve been drinking
all afternoon. All right.
I’m going to yell one first. -Okay. You pick one.
-I tried breast-feeding. It kind of worked!
[ Laughter ] -I love the movie,
“From Justin to Kelly.” -Oh, I love it, too.
-It’s good. -It’s so good.
-My moves are good. My dance moves.
-It’s very underrated. -It’s underrated.
-I peaked at 41! [ Laughter ] -I’m only doing — [ Laughs ] I’m only doing this
because I’m contractually obligated to do NBC Press! [ Laughter ]
You know I love your show. -This has been, uh…
-Hey. -Not “A Closer Look.”
-This is not by no means “A Closer Look.”
This has been “Seth and Kelly Day Drink
in the Afternoon.” -“Day Drinking.”
-[ Laughs ] ♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ]

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