– Out of all the countries I performed in, my favorite country outside of home, is Australia. And I’ll tell you why. Australia, much like us in America, has its list of priorities. You know what’s not on their list? Political correctness. They do not care about your feelings. It’s like a country full of […]
Would this be over if I threw up on the table? No, you’d have to keep going. I’m Malarie. And I’m Jessica. We became best friends the day we met because none of us had, uh neither of us had any friends. We have been like really close best friends for the past 15 years. […]
– Are you guys kidding? This video’s never gonna end. What’s the most annoying thing about me? (laughing) – Oh, God! Cheers. – Hmm-mm! – I’m Devin. – I’m Curtis. – And, we dated. – We did! – Last week? – Maybe like four or five months? – ‘Cause I’m an adult. – ‘Cause there’s […]
– What is your honest opinion about my family? – Oh god. (laughs) I love them. They’re a little too much. I love you guys. – Who? – Who? – Who is too much? – I love them. They’re amazing. (classical music) My name is Marcos. – My name is Danny. And we are fiances. […]
– Of all the lovers, where do you think I rank? – My name is Sophia. – I’m Emanuel. – We are are ex’s, high school sweetheart ex’s. Did I say that right? – [Host] You guys a little nervous? – Yeah, we actually haven’t seen each other in a really long time. – Yeah, […]
Hello and Welcome to The Kaizen Projekt I am the Kaizen Man I am very excited about today’s episode, we’re going to learn the ABC’s of craft brewing. And how you can brew delicious beer right at home. Microbrews have been all the rage for the past few years and they’ve been popping up everywhere. […]
I wish, I knew all these things before Hello and welcome viewers Viewers if you also don’t want to repeat the opening remarks of this video Viewers if you also don’t want to repeat the opening remarks of this video Viewers if you also don’t want to repeat the opening remarks of this video then […]
– Is there anything physically different about us? Are even our genitals the same? (laughs) I’m pretty happy with my penis size. – Don’t think that’s the question, dude. (laughter) My name is Shane. I’m twin number one. – My name is Brad. I’m twin number two. – I was born first. I was four […]
WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW,” I’M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( PIANO RIFF ) TODAY IS A SOLEMN DAY. IT’S THE ANNIVERSARY OF D-DAY, WHEN WE BEAT THE NAZIS, ONCE AND FOR ALL, UNTIL VERY RECENTLY. ( LAUGHTER ) PRETTY GOOD RUN, YOU HAVE TO SAY, 75 YEARS. PRESIDENT TRUMP […]
