Nutcrackers: Big Time City Drink, Big Time City Flavor | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

By Brian Lemay 58 comments


Hey, how’d the interview go? Crushed it. Yay! Yeah! We should celebrate. OK. Hey, you ever
have a Nutcracker? What’s a Nutcracker? NARRATOR: A Nutcracker
is a big-time city drink with big-time city flavor,
handcrafted by total strangers. Each Nutcracker is made from– honestly, I have no idea. But you can buy them right
on the street from this guy. Are y’all over 12? I got Nutcrackers. – Whoa.
– Yeah. Sure. Yeah. Get ready to lose your minds. Ha ha. Hold that. Whoa. Wow. What a specific taste. Ooh, that’s good. Woo! Fuck yeah! (SINGING) Nutcracker! NARRATOR: Nutcrackers
come in fun flavors like blue, yellow,
and liver failure, and give you the
drunk strength– (SINGING) Nutcracker! NARRATOR: –you need to
smoke a cigarette backwards, rob a parking meter– Hey, give me all
your fucking money! No, you stop fighting! NARRATOR: –commit a murder– I want to kill someone. NARRATOR: –forget that
you committed a murder– [CROW CAWING] Where am I? NARRATOR: –and start a
successful brunch restaurant. Brunch! Wow! NARRATOR: Nutcrackers,
a beverage so good– Yo, do something! NARRATOR: –you’ll want to
share it with all your friends. [INTERPOSING VOICES] What are you doing? NARRATOR: Now that’s good stuff. Hey, why aren’t you guys
drinking any Nutcrackers? (LAUGHING) (LAUGHING) Yo,
what are you, stupid? I’m not trying to
go back to jail. My life is a jail
and I’ll kill you. Cheers. NARRATOR: Nutcrackers. Your move, White Claw.

58 Comments

Rohit Bhagat

Oct 10, 2019, 3:36 am Reply

First

L M

Oct 10, 2019, 3:37 am Reply

True story

decoracionltd

Oct 10, 2019, 3:40 am Reply

second my guy

hisoka D. luffy

Oct 10, 2019, 3:42 am Reply

I made some at a cookout niggas didn't go home til the next morning

Dabs&OSRS

Oct 10, 2019, 3:44 am Reply

One case please

Michael Hazelton

Oct 10, 2019, 3:45 am Reply

Yo I felt that smoke a cigarette backwards shit

Go On

Oct 10, 2019, 3:45 am Reply

Love the skit but Desus might be the worst actor ever lmaooooo πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ I thought it was just voice acting but damn

dawize oldtree

Oct 10, 2019, 3:48 am Reply

I ain't trying to go back to jail , lmao

Laurentius

Oct 10, 2019, 3:48 am Reply

"My life is a jail and I'll kill you" broke me

MyHandsAreRegistered Bruh

Oct 10, 2019, 3:49 am Reply

NYC summer go to drink

BelieveInMatter

Oct 10, 2019, 4:01 am Reply

Lowkey there is actually dudes selling shit exactly like this haha

Yallrridic Fo’shoman

Oct 10, 2019, 4:14 am Reply

There are pictures of Mero with a parrot on his shoulder sipping the orange drink and now I know what day that was haha

J G

Oct 10, 2019, 4:20 am Reply

Ah ah ah

Chris D

Oct 10, 2019, 4:23 am Reply

Mero's face at the 46 second mark cracks me up

smeckles gambler

Oct 10, 2019, 4:55 am Reply

Now white ppl guna take nutcrackers

MrGNugget

Oct 10, 2019, 5:12 am Reply

Nah those Nemos used to have me on my ass, everything in this video is true all the way down to the projectile vomit.

Migs Migster

Oct 10, 2019, 5:22 am Reply

"We ain't stupid" lmaooo

mayu ketchu

Oct 10, 2019, 5:31 am Reply

"what a specific taste!" Lmao

Druhye

Oct 10, 2019, 6:07 am Reply

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ this is hilarious

Jose Rodriguez

Oct 10, 2019, 6:20 am Reply

The brand invaded Flatbushhhhh. I saw you with that white woman at Ox Tavern Desus πŸ‘€ the Feds are always watching, keep ya 3rd eye open 🀣

William Mallon

Oct 10, 2019, 6:56 am Reply

i think i saw mero selling nutcrackers at summer jam in 2014

Ali Gaines

Oct 10, 2019, 7:00 am Reply

I'll take a crate (the bodega just put some outside); It's not just for parades and Summer. But I got you on the coquito this season…Our team doesn't get it together, I may have to make some tonight.

c j

Oct 10, 2019, 7:39 am Reply

πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£ man those nutcrackers anit no joke I miss ny

Dario Hall

Oct 10, 2019, 8:45 am Reply

I legit wanna buy all the liquor in the store just to make one of these πŸ˜‚

Charles Slum

Oct 10, 2019, 10:05 am Reply

This shit was pure gold πŸ˜…πŸ€£

Jay Brown

Oct 10, 2019, 10:33 am Reply

The toes lol

terrehon bowden

Oct 10, 2019, 11:21 am Reply

No.

blazedxjan

Oct 10, 2019, 12:40 pm Reply

FUN FLAVORS LIKE BLUE

Samirah Stanford

Oct 10, 2019, 1:37 pm Reply

They are so terrible for this

Mal Hil

Oct 10, 2019, 1:46 pm Reply

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

A L

Oct 10, 2019, 2:14 pm Reply

1:29 the man's face in the back. Lol

sammay1

Oct 10, 2019, 2:17 pm Reply

I put a nutcracker on the menu for the summer and put a 1 drink maximum limit on it since I wanted to keep the "get me pregnant" spirit of the drink. Still had these finance bros sittin sideways.

ToroidalVortexLove

Oct 10, 2019, 2:20 pm Reply

Whoo! Fuck yeah! πŸ˜‚

torilanier

Oct 10, 2019, 2:42 pm Reply

πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

hen sain

Oct 10, 2019, 3:01 pm Reply

This is exactly why I never bought one. Where tf these makes them?

Cloud Grooves

Oct 10, 2019, 3:52 pm Reply

WOOO!! fuck yeah! lol

Sarkastik Leader

Oct 10, 2019, 5:24 pm Reply

Dammit man. Watching that dude light that square backwards hurt my soul. Plenty of drunk nights I did that and it was the last one.

Mick Sotirov

Oct 10, 2019, 6:31 pm Reply

so whats the difference between nutcrackers and jungle juice

GENERAL

Oct 10, 2019, 7:38 pm Reply

illegal!

Gameleira

Oct 10, 2019, 7:48 pm Reply

The narrator sounds like Dan Green. Lemme find out they got the voice actor for Yugi for this skit!

D Rugs

Oct 10, 2019, 12:02 am Reply

Smokiea cigarette backwards-
Me-☠️

D Rugs

Oct 10, 2019, 12:03 am Reply

Smoke a cigarette backwards-
Me-☠️

D Rugs

Oct 10, 2019, 12:03 am Reply

Smoke a cigarette backwards-
Me-☠️

123kid 123

Oct 10, 2019, 4:39 pm Reply

I always wanted to try one of those

YoungOldTimer 915

Oct 10, 2019, 4:46 pm Reply

Fuq Yeah!!!πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ’¨πŸ’¨πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜†

Kevin Ramirez

Oct 10, 2019, 6:27 pm Reply

Love how they made mero look like the devil in the thumbnail lol

Jane Abre

Oct 10, 2019, 10:08 pm Reply

0:20 that dirty ass bathroom..lmao

MaccarroniNcheese17

Oct 10, 2019, 7:25 am Reply

Oh my goooodddd!!! How have our lives only crossed through my cellphone screen??? You guys are so fucking hilarious and your humor is just up my alley!!! I nearly die of laughter while watching each of your videos!!! If only I had the privilege of knowing y'all we would shake up comedy so badly it would beat the speed of a shake-weight by 15mph!!! Oh my freaking goodness!
Hoye papi pasa me tu otro nutcracker! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Shine baby shine

Oct 10, 2019, 4:32 am Reply

That drunk strength is real

RAS BKLion

Oct 10, 2019, 12:42 pm Reply

The dirty ass bathtub tho πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ›€

Aisha Lloyd

Oct 10, 2019, 5:13 pm Reply

Adult flavored corner store hugs. LOL

Daryl Carr

Oct 10, 2019, 2:00 am Reply

Goddamn! Reminds me of when I discovered Cisco. Shit had me passed out in a bathtub…underwater!

Kana Beats

Oct 10, 2019, 4:05 am Reply

white claw better watch they back man

chaw1032

Oct 10, 2019, 11:31 am Reply

Am I the only one who thought that was the dude from ski school?

AAPDG

Oct 10, 2019, 6:51 pm Reply

flatbush/ditmas park off courtelyou yerrrrrrrr

Isaac Verhelst

Nov 11, 2019, 5:54 pm Reply

0:10 the energy I hope to have

Katherine Ray

Dec 12, 2019, 12:44 pm Reply

Hi Ben!! I love everything about this!

TheDaddylongshaft

Dec 12, 2019, 6:13 am Reply

This is just an more culturally specific Chappelle Show "Sam Adams" skit and I'm here for it

Leave a Reply