Not, Not Worth Getting Upset Over: Wine (presented by Pringles Wavy) – Episode #2
If wine is grape juice with a little bit of alcohol.
If you have grape juice and you put a little bit of
Moonshine on it, is that wine? No, no. Hell no, Esteban. Why would you even say something like that? This is Not, Not Worth Getting Upset Over,
brought to you by Pringles Wavy. They’re not, not Pringles. Are Pringles Wavy still Pringles?
I mean curly hair is still hair. You can do duck lips with regular Pringles,
but you can’t with wavy. You can do the duck lips with the wavy.
It just looks like there’s something really wrong
with the duck. Let’s talk about the real issues.
Is wine juice? Juice comes in a box. Wine comes in a box.
Therefore, wine is juice. Wine can be called wine if you’re drinking at night, but you can call it juice
if you drink it in the morning. If I order juice on a first date, she’ll probably think
I’m a toddler or a murderer. Not if it’s breakfast. First date breakfast. Now that’s an idea.
I think it is juice only if it comes
from the juice region of France. Everybody knows where that is. I know where it is. It’s right next to- Where? Where? It’s right next to Milk town. Let’s just cover our bases and henceforth
call it wine juice. It’s redundant and I hate it. Does somebody have wine juice for my lips?
The jalapeno is strong. No. We’re not drinking
alcohol on the show. I would. It’s just juice. We can’t have a little bit
of juice in this production. Wine juice. Wine juice. Call me the President. How about you go be the President
of the juice region of France? How about you go be the President of Milk town?