‘I Don’t Wanna Drink This S—t!’ Feat. Tana Mongeau

By Brian Lemay 100 comments

It’s kale juice. This is pond water. Burritos! What happened, Darren? They got us, man. What’s up world? We got a special guest
on today’s episode, welcome back Tana Mongeau! Hi.
What’s good? Tana!
Hey, hey. I’m back, I’m basic, I’m bougie,
I’m fucking ready for this shit. Hey. Shit. You fucking eat shit,
sometimes you don’t. Yeah, sometimes I don’t,
there were oysters last time. Cheers, cheers. It was not cute. But I’m ready. You know, on Basic to Bougie, we try three different versions
of two different foods, and we try to determine
which one’s the cheapest and which is the most expensive.
And sometimes we learn that, you know, the bougie food
can be the most basic. Or that the most basic food
can be bougie. True.
And that’s the tea. And that is the tea. Basic time. Basic time. Yo, DQ? How about everybody relax?
Don’t reach. Everybody relax. Everybody relax.
DQ, you clear? Yeah. You can touch it. All right. So I assume it’s not
in the middle. I’m loving a good
Insta-model diet of air. You guys know what it is? What is it, Tim? I don’t know.
I’m going to break it open. Oh my god, Darryl,
you so aggressive. It’s a sub.
It’s not a sub. It’s- It’s a sandwich.
It’s fully encapsulated. Okay, can’t do it.
It’s a wrap? No, no. It’s a … it’s a …. A burrito? Burritos!
Yeah. How are y’all going to hold
a tortilla for that long and not guess burrito? Yo! If you would have let
other people touch it, we would have figured it out.
You see what I go through? What, what you go
through Darren? Oh, you made me jump. You got to loosen
your belt buckle, so you can have a little room. Honestly. Okay. Yeah. I got some skinny jeans
on so yeah. Love a good burrito. This is looking like a… We don’t want to judge a book
by its cover. You know this guy.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We know. Schmaco Schmell.
I love me some Schamco Schmell. No. Me too. Even though you will pay
for it later. Not me. Honestly, I’ve trained my body.
Can we dive in? Let’s do it. I’m hungry. This has a Smapocle. Yeah.
Smapocle. Smapocle. It definitely got
some weight to it. Oh, yeah.
Yeah. You hear that? Oh god. That’s a burrito. All right. Let’s do it. Yup.
Wow. Mm-hmm (affirmative). That is good as shit. Mm-hmm (affirmative).
Mm-hmm (affirmative). That’s good right there. Mm-hmm (affirmative). You can’t go wrong
with a nice beef burrito. Got the beans in it. Mm-hmm (affirmative). Okay. All right. That was great. Ooh. This one’s serving me
like a bean and cheese vibe. I like you’re just jumping
in there. Can I get a hoyeah? This is not
like a hoyeah moment. I just love me a good… okay.
Let’s just move on. Delicious.
Everything. Mm-hmm (affirmative). Classic.
Bean and cheese, three a.m. I feel like this is
perfect stoner food. Even if you’re not a stoner,
this is good three a.m. food. This is good three
in the afternoon food. It’s just good food. I do want to go back
to my first one though. Wait. We got one more. Why you smacking it like that,
like it’s a baby. Go to bed.
Burp him. It damn near is a baby. What is this? This one is serving me
bougie though. Oh, shut up.
I think you’re right. It’s just rolled so nicely,
you know? What you got in there? It’s certain chunks of chicken. Okay. Let’s do it. Okay. I feel you.
I feel you. I’m trying to cut carbs as well. Just like, no.
That little top moment. I’m not trying
to just chew tortilla. Tortilla. I got you. I got you. I feel like even, cheers. What happened Darren?
Something hit you. Oh, this is healthy.
This is really healthy. Oh, wow. The garlic man. It’s like brussel sprouts
and shit. [inaudible 00:03:34] Kimchi. This is Asian
fusion shit. Pork belly. We’re done with this. Seaweed. No wonder I tasted
the ocean first bite. When you’re thinking
it’s going to be some carne
asada and bite into it and you get the seaweed and
the kimchi and the pork belly? And I jumped again. It’s simple. Mm-hmm (affirmative).
It’s real simple. It’s not even that hard. Cheapest, middle,
most expensive. Let’s get it. DQ, where you unveil it? Good, even better, bad. That’s how confident I feel. Yeah.
I feel confident. I’m just ready, you know? You want to do it? You do it. Oh, you read it. Yes.
Please. Do it with the hoyeah voice. Hoyeah. Okay. Our girl, bean and cheese,
fast food. One dollar. Love it. One fucking dollar and it
tastes better than everything on this plate.
Let’s just talk about that. That’s debatable. Four quarters. Steak burrito with the fixings,
$10. Hello.
Mm-hmm (affirmative). Korean pork belly burrito
with kimchi and Ube infused rice, $20. You could literally
have 20 of these. 20. You could have 20. 20.
True. What’s better, guys? I wouldn’t recommend having
20 of these. I would. The pork belly’s crazy
to open and stuff. Pork belly’s mad tender.
You should check it out. Not cute. Leave that pork belly
right up in that burrito. Infusion rice, seaweed,
I don’t want none of that. We got it right though. Yeah!
Oh! We did it! Do-do-do [inaudible 00:05:03] Why do y’all reach so fast? Oh, what’s this? Oh, this is a shrimp.
It’s a shrimp. I don’t feel nothing in here.
You all took it out? What is it? Can I take it off? Wait, we don’t know
what it is yet. Oh, ew. Ew, ew. I just smelled my hand in it
and it doesn’t smell good. Is it shrimp? Here, get a whiff, get a whiff. I got to go. I got to go. I can’t get nothing
because I can’t see. I’m over it.
Okay. Here it is. It’s some type of liquid.
I don’t know what this is. Oh, that’s shrimp.
Matcha? It’s kombucha. It’s kale juice! What the fuck was the shrimp that you were
talking about, Tim? I was holding onto her finger. Work this bougie. Work this bougie.
Work this bougie. What we working is bougie. I said work this bougie,
work this bougie. How do you tell them
apart though? I don’t even understand how kale
can be bougie or basic. It’s all just
from the fucking ground. This one smells okay.
With the little mint in there. Does it? It doesn’t smell bad. Well they literally get better
in smell though. I can’t lie. It’s crazy because the one with
the flower smells the worst. This is pond water.
Yeah. Absolutely 100% This is pond water! Can we taste it already, Darren? I don’t know why I’m here.
They just want me to taste kale. This shit Tana’s on edge. Yeah. Straight the fuck up. Come on, I don’t want
to drink this shit. Let’s start with the worst. I think we should start
with the nasty. You want to start
with the worst one? All right.
Yeah. So we can progress. The pond water.
Pond water. Pond water! Okay. Are we ready? All right. I did it. Oh, man.
Oh, that’s disgusting. Tastes like ass. It’s all right.
It’s pond water. No, no. Trust me.
It did not taste like shit. Look how he’s drinking the shit. I know.
Go! It’s all right. No it’s not.
You know, I’m really happy for all these healthy bitches
out there, but that is just not my shit. It’s cool.
It’s gross. It’s all right, y’all. You ever look at a pond and see them little flowers
floating on top of it? It’s literally
what it looks like. Some algae. All right.
Let’s do it. Let’s go. The lemon? Yeah.
Cheers. So, Tana knows Bradley
and Bradley knows Jessica. That fucking bitch. Bro, did you hear
what the fuck she said? I mean, we’re just
doing this for a scant. We’re trying to be better. What is the benefits of kale? I don’t know.
This one is good. It’s all right. I kinda fuck with it. It almost tastes
like a mint lemonade. This is some remedy shit
for a cold. Yeah. I’m kind of rhyming
with it. What about you, girl? I mean, I don’t know. It’s doing something to me.
I’m tingly inside. So good.
I feel healthier. Yeah.
It’s crazy. Our skin is clear,
our grades are good, our Instagram likes are up. I mean, I’m drinking kale
and minding my business. Yeah. But, it’s all right though. It’s cool. I feel like this was really
going to run through. Yeah. Definitely. Oh, yeah. When the night time hits
and the lonely hour. Green booty.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Green rush. This is nature’s flat tummy tea. All right.
All right. Last one. Last one. I have the most faith
in this one. I’m not going to lie. Guys and gal. She’s cute? Oh, no. No. This one got a-
That’s a let down. What’s in here? Something spicy. I was expecting minty moment
and I just got- No way. Oh, that’s a let down. Yeah. Me too. It was-
Fertilizer. Sour, spicy,
something combination. Oh, no. They didn’t put cayenne
in that did they? Some type of,
I don’t know, root. Some ginseng. That one made me kind of dizzy. This is probably
the healthiest one though. Tell me why stuff tastes nasty,
and you continue to taste? He’s just continuing
to drink it. Because I’m trying to learn! I’m trying to get
this shit right! Learn? Just grow. It tastes terrible. Oh, my god? What is it?
It’s horrible. I’m getting sick. All right. Oh, my god. Are you okay?
Let’s wrap this up. I don’t think my body is used
to shit like this. That’s what I’m saying.
We’re just not cut out for this. It is really not reacting
the way, oh man. Here it is.
You think, is it cleansing now? You’re literally cleansing
right now. That’s what you’re feeling
the cleanse for sure. You okay?
Pick, Tim. Cheapest with the lemon,
pond water middlest. Let’s go with the crazy spicy
one most expensive. D’Quan. What he said. Let’s get it.
Hey guys. DQ late! Okay, D’Quan. Look at my man swoop. Hell yeah. Number one, store bought
kale juice, five dollars. I was right. No. You said the most delicious
one was the cheapest one. What’s up with you? Fresh squeezed with matcha,
chloranil, monk fruit, and uzu. Oh, that was the delicious one.
You do like matcha. You like matcha now.
Damn, you bougie. No, I don’t. Darren’s bougie now. No I don’t. I don’t see
where that other shit is. All I see is the lemon.
I was set up. It’s mixed in. So shut up. You are bougie, you like matcha.
North Carolina is ashamed. Number three, fresh elixir
with dandelion, wheat grass, cordyceps.
What is cordyceps? Just the ground. [inaudible 00:09:43] monk fruit, E-3, milk thistle,
la canto, and mint. That literally sounds
like someone picked up a handful of dirt
and put it in. Boom. Ground it, water, health. And then you got it right. Literally. I’m tired of this shit.
Close it out, man. All right guys.
Well, thank you for watching another episode
of Basic to Bougie. Thank you for having me. How do you feel? Like I want to throw up. Do you feel healthy? Yeah, but it’s not cute. It’s not worth it. I feel like this
makes you poop in public and then act like it’s not you. Oh, like you walk out
and be like “Oh, man. The guy before me, yeah.
Blew that up.” “Who is that?”
It was you the whole time? Yeah. That’s why you got to yell
while you do it. Pond water!
Walk out. Okay. Or just- Don’t drink the kale juice. Make sure y’all subscribe,
like the video, share the video if you thought
it was funny, and cheers. Don’t drink kale. This guy. Bye guys.



Jul 7, 2019, 8:24 am Reply

Bring Charlie Clips

Liliana Montes

Jul 7, 2019, 2:43 pm Reply

No one:
Tana: "mmm..taste like fertilizer"

Love Lilly

Jul 7, 2019, 11:40 pm Reply

Ok so y cheat in’ both times ; too xxxtra and ALWAYS COUGHING all over people ….. Actn like a Fremont St. Smoker (Street in LV) Did they no her RINGWORMS were active while filming,eew contagious AF.. dirty TANA

Jasmil Moreno

Jul 7, 2019, 7:01 am Reply

Can yall just plz bring Justina back

Yonis Yo

Jul 7, 2019, 12:27 pm Reply

Hooya is mom in Somali

kenneth sky

Jul 7, 2019, 9:20 am Reply

I feel like o taste the ocean in the first bite 3:46 😂

Shanie G

Jul 7, 2019, 10:18 am Reply

This girl is irritating me with her picky ass and constantly complaining. Ugghhhh just go. Tim Baby and Justina does just perfect together or just Tim and Baby. Seriously I dont wanna see her face again. This episode besides her in the oyster one is the only bad episodes because of her. Bye chick 😬😬bye✌✌

This my last One Yall

Aug 8, 2019, 8:25 am Reply

Lol "omg Darren you so aggressive"
3:19 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Brittany Kissling

Aug 8, 2019, 2:34 pm Reply

She cute as hell

Rashawn Crumpler

Aug 8, 2019, 11:34 pm Reply

Lol he snapped it in half😁😁

Iam your babbys daddy XPPP

Aug 8, 2019, 11:22 am Reply

Why u got this bumb white bitch on here big baby should molly wop her ass

Blessing Zaw Khai

Aug 8, 2019, 11:59 am Reply

at first i thought it was Justine with blonde hair

victoria manna

Aug 8, 2019, 8:20 pm Reply

😂😂😂😭😭😭😭Real housewives of basic 2 bougie🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I was dying

young Shiner

Aug 8, 2019, 9:58 pm Reply

what is the song at 2:54–2:59

Katheryn Thompson

Aug 8, 2019, 12:01 am Reply

You were liking tana out that is why it tasted like the ocean


Aug 8, 2019, 3:13 am Reply

“I’m tingly inside”😂


Aug 8, 2019, 5:52 pm Reply


tana be stealing Alissa violet line 😒🙄

Karen Sealy

Aug 8, 2019, 3:29 am Reply

In the thumbnail I thought it was Justina valentine wit blond hair

Aaron MLJ

Aug 8, 2019, 3:49 am Reply

This is my top episode. @ 3:17 who ever did this edit was on to something. Thank You🤣🤣💯💨. Shout Out to Darren

Ashley Nicole

Aug 8, 2019, 4:25 am Reply

“What tf was this shrimp u was smelling tim” …. “I was smelling one of her fingers” his faceeee o.0

Broken._. Show

Aug 8, 2019, 5:11 am Reply

Count themamount of mmhhs

Nathaniel Duran

Aug 8, 2019, 8:41 am Reply

Jake Paul’s girl #jana

sammie smith

Aug 8, 2019, 12:33 am Reply

3:20 has me rollinggg🤣🤣

Rayj Mathurin660

Aug 8, 2019, 12:36 pm Reply

Thought that was Justina if she dyed her hair

Samuel Jackson

Aug 8, 2019, 10:27 pm Reply

Darren look like he finna beat meat

Monzana Mo

Aug 8, 2019, 1:20 am Reply

“Learn? You’re grown, learn what, omg, what is it, this is horrible, I’m getting sick”😭

Lionel Halasz

Aug 8, 2019, 6:21 am Reply

the face i make when i see someone eating my hot pockets 3:19

Kayla bayla

Aug 8, 2019, 2:27 am Reply

This made me laugh so much, lowkey crying.


Aug 8, 2019, 11:39 am Reply

At 2:28 the guy on the right is me when anyway says something dumb

Isaac Rivera

Aug 8, 2019, 4:57 pm Reply

Darren Going back to the 1st Burrito after biting the 3rd burrito had me Crying

Brianna Dos Santos

Aug 8, 2019, 7:55 pm Reply

We want more Tana

Michelle Nguyen

Aug 8, 2019, 1:39 am Reply

Tana is copying Alissa Violet w the whole HOYA moment. Someone’s watching their hubby’s ex’s video. No hate but I just thought it was funny that lil moment happened. @alissaviolet you should copyright that catch phrase


Aug 8, 2019, 9:58 am Reply


Kevoy Walker

Aug 8, 2019, 4:11 am Reply

Yo that Jacket Tim is wearing is FIRE🔥🔥

Qween DeLa Nubes

Aug 8, 2019, 6:47 am Reply

I want Someone to love me how Big Baby eat that burrito 😂😂😂

Amber Thompson

Aug 8, 2019, 6:22 pm Reply

Pond water 😂


Aug 8, 2019, 7:36 pm Reply

I don’t like Tana on these🤦🏽‍♀️

Remeria Williams

Aug 8, 2019, 4:02 am Reply

“why do y’all reach so fast?!” “you ever look in the pond and see the little flower?” mannn Darren kills me 😭😭😭


Aug 8, 2019, 6:53 am Reply

tana is so uncultured lmao poor tim

Sphiwe Mthimunye

Aug 8, 2019, 5:48 pm Reply

"What happened Darren? Something hit you wrong" 😂😂😂

Dannetta Thomas

Aug 8, 2019, 11:42 am Reply

I love yall, yall make my belly laugh!!!!

Shauna-Kaye Jones

Aug 8, 2019, 3:38 am Reply


valarie rivas

Aug 8, 2019, 9:15 am Reply

I love watching this omg, bring more episodes plssss 😂💜

Nalani Y Carlos

Aug 8, 2019, 4:24 pm Reply


sQuIsHy MaRsHmAllOw

Aug 8, 2019, 3:00 pm Reply

"No wonder I tasted the Ocean first bite "


Aug 8, 2019, 5:43 pm Reply

Justina is way better than tana don't disrespect her like this

Kayla Callender

Aug 8, 2019, 9:37 pm Reply



Aug 8, 2019, 2:22 pm Reply

Yo what’s that brand of jacket

ItsTheReal A

Aug 8, 2019, 7:33 pm Reply

Thought she was Tay Money🤣

Keisyraaa Porteee

Aug 8, 2019, 9:08 pm Reply

3:19 mannnn🤣🤣🤣🤣

Erika Ashley

Aug 8, 2019, 10:28 pm Reply

Tana trying to fit in with them has me weak😭😭 her YouTube slang that they dint get has me btfu

Princess Miya

Aug 8, 2019, 12:31 am Reply

WHERE TF IS JUSTINA😂😂😂 where have i been? omg nooooooo

Loyd Simbeya

Aug 8, 2019, 7:58 pm Reply


Jazzmen Fox

Aug 8, 2019, 6:26 am Reply

No wonder I tasted the ocean first bite. 😂

Eric Banks

Aug 8, 2019, 9:40 pm Reply

She actually did a lot better this time. 💪🏿😂

Kayla Cade

Aug 8, 2019, 6:13 am Reply

Come to New Orleans Louisiana and do basic to bougie lol I would love to be a guest

Leahan Gallon

Aug 8, 2019, 12:04 am Reply

Ok so i love the ode to WTP teyana taylor

Veochai Keobouaravath

Aug 8, 2019, 3:24 am Reply

Its pond water! Lmao


Sep 9, 2019, 2:30 pm Reply

I LOVE DARREN. He is absolutely hilarious 😂

Seco 93905

Sep 9, 2019, 7:10 pm Reply

Bru 3:16 😂

Toni Bee

Sep 9, 2019, 9:45 pm Reply

Dandelions are natural laxatives FYI

Aldo Medina

Sep 9, 2019, 4:59 am Reply

Damn Tim, what did my people do to yours?

That Guy 7000

Sep 9, 2019, 2:39 am Reply

1:23 he was bout to beam his ass 😂😂😂

garbage can

Sep 9, 2019, 10:50 pm Reply

Bring B. Simone.

Brianna Goodman

Sep 9, 2019, 8:01 pm Reply

I miss Christina

Maniac Mannie

Sep 9, 2019, 11:24 am Reply

3:19 Yo why did that seem like an actual horror film 🎞 😂

Erica Duncan

Sep 9, 2019, 9:59 pm Reply

Lol cordyceps. Parasitic mushroom that makes bugs commit suicide to spread their spores.

amylou and maci too pet and vlog channel

Sep 9, 2019, 10:59 pm Reply

This is pond water!! I love him I'm crying from laughing


Sep 9, 2019, 10:26 pm Reply

Dawg they do not like her but they’re bein real nice about it haha

Sean Lewis

Sep 9, 2019, 12:38 am Reply

yall really drank the zombie mushroom. RIP


Sep 9, 2019, 3:04 am Reply

1:24–3:50 😂😂😂😂😂

D Ev

Sep 9, 2019, 2:24 pm Reply

She didn’t even have to change her voice 🤣😭

Doli Yolanda

Oct 10, 2019, 10:59 am Reply

Every lady looks like Cher nowadays.

Jack Collins Maghapon

Oct 10, 2019, 2:00 am Reply

I thought she was Justina in blonde hair. lol

Thomas Saldivar

Oct 10, 2019, 5:29 am Reply

The other burritos were better because it was actually Mexican shit don't be trying to cook other cultures food like no Mexican can make some bomb ramen like a asian or some pho just saying it might be good like they went wrong with sum healthy shit in a burrito at that point it becomes a white person's "wrap" but it could've been good even tho they were Asian but not better than a Mexican grandma, like mine

Chosen One

Oct 10, 2019, 3:41 am Reply

Justina should flash me again

phillip sosa

Oct 10, 2019, 5:03 pm Reply

Of y'all are paying 10$ for a burrito you dumb as fuck

Thuso Tsomela

Oct 10, 2019, 1:28 am Reply

The face you make after eating too much taco bell.


Nandhi Carter

Oct 10, 2019, 3:26 am Reply

😂😂😂 “They got us Mann”

Sytine Tchang

Oct 10, 2019, 4:44 pm Reply

I hope we don't bring her back for another episode.

Sarah Fleming

Nov 11, 2019, 11:32 pm Reply

Every Basic to Bougie video I've seen Darren's reactions are exactly how I will react.😂😂😂😂😂

fatima thiam

Nov 11, 2019, 1:24 pm Reply

Please bring Justina back …😭

TaNiyah Brothers

Nov 11, 2019, 12:31 am Reply

I’m from North Carolina

Adrian Beaumont

Nov 11, 2019, 4:19 am Reply

First white woman ive EVER seen that didn’t like Kale!!! KALE! (Soulja Boy Voice)KALE! KALE! What you don’t like Kale?


Nov 11, 2019, 11:11 am Reply

3:19 When the food is too healthy for you and you can’t handle it 🤣🤣😶

Makala Roddy

Nov 11, 2019, 6:38 pm Reply

She kept like coughing and not covering her month good enough 🤦🏾‍♀️😒🤢 I couldn’t be Tim in this video I would be pissed 😂 8:29

fredricka jackson

Nov 11, 2019, 11:41 pm Reply

Boom grind it water health

feraligatr 205

Nov 11, 2019, 5:18 pm Reply

I hate her

Hopey N

Nov 11, 2019, 6:36 am Reply

Tana is annoying🚩🚩🚩

Jordyn Bagon

Nov 11, 2019, 1:24 am Reply

Okay but where is her wild n out episode!!

J Hutchins

Nov 11, 2019, 5:34 pm Reply

Whom ever she is definitely doesn't belong

Cherish Lewis

Nov 11, 2019, 7:20 am Reply

"Boom! Grind it, water, HEALTH!"
~Big Baby


Nov 11, 2019, 11:34 am Reply

LOLOLOL!!!!! YO, Darren is an ashole, his facial expressions are HILARIOUS! lol

Adysun Brainard

Dec 12, 2019, 12:14 am Reply

What the heck

Momo Dumplingz

Dec 12, 2019, 6:12 am Reply


Anthony Purich

Dec 12, 2019, 6:04 pm Reply

Tana trying way too hard to be funny

Thomacina Martin

Dec 12, 2019, 11:32 am Reply

The ground! 🤣

Carleslie Santiago

Dec 12, 2019, 2:30 am Reply

man i wish he threw the buritto

Carleslie Santiago

Dec 12, 2019, 4:46 am Reply

3:19 yo i thought he was allergic or something but its cause its healthy lmafo

nunu1986 mekhi

Dec 12, 2019, 2:57 pm Reply

When they put that song on when he bit the burrito I was dying

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