How to smuggle alcohol on a cruise ship – Tipsy Bartender

By Brian Lemay 100 comments


(rock music) – Mallory, what are we making? – Actually I don’t know. (both laugh) – We showing people how to
smuggle booze on a cruise ship. The thing with cruise ships is they don’t like you to
bring on your own alcohol, okay you show up there
with your bottle of rum they can take it from
you and put it in storage or something and give
it to you at the end, because they make their
money on alcohol sales, okay? – That makes sense. – But their drinks expensive. – Yeah. – So here’s how you beat the system. – Ooh! – [Man] First thing’s first
you want to get yourself one of these green
Listerine bottles, right, and you want to gently
cut right along edges, you see what I’m saying? Get right in there. – What? – [Man] Yeah, I told you the
smuggling operation okay, if you’re already, you know, (unclear) then you don’t want to
step in on this one. I got it. – [Mallory] Okay. – [Man] Bingo. (both laugh) – So now we empty out the Listerine. – And save it because we all
know it’s very expensive. – Exactly because I
need to use this again. – Yeah you will. – Girls love my fresh breath. – (laughs) – Smell that? Sexy.
– Gross. – So once empty you have to wash it out, you don’t want any
Listerine residue, homeboy. – No no no. – This here bottle’s
clean, put in our funnel, go ahead pour in a bottle of vodka. – Okay. I have a question, why
are we using this funnel? – [Man] You don’t have to but I like to use the funnel to keep everything neat. – Oh. – So now we gotta make this
look like that green Listerine. So I need you to put
in three drops of blue, one drop of green, okay? – [Mallory] Okay. – We’re using food coloring. – Oh my gosh. – This will not destroy the
integrity of your water. – Your water? – I mean of your booze- one, two, three. – [Mallory] And then one drop of green. – [Man] And one drop of green, perfect! Now we’ll cover this up and
give it a nice little shaking. – Oh my God! That looks like
the blue Listerine mouthwash! That is genius. – [Mallory] Okay, how much? – [Man] Just like a shot, uh- – [Mallory] Oh! (laughs) This is going to be a strong drink! – [Man] Hit that with some
orange juice. (laughs) Okay. – I have to pee. – (laughs) I’m not cutting that, okay? I have to pee… how old are you, 12? – (laughs) – And there you have it, a
Listerine smuggling operation. – Oh my God I didn’t
know you were filming. (laughs) Cheers! – Tastes just like vodka. Now be advised cruise ships might be slightly hip to this because there are a couple of videos online about this, and you could play with
this color to change it up, go a little bit easier on
the blue maybe a little bit more green to bring the color
out even a little bit more. So cruise ships might be a
little hip to this, okay? So what you want to do is
if you go with your girl, wrap your Listerine in her underwear and when my boy touches it you go, “Hey! “That’s my woman’s underwear! “I want to see the admiral right now! “Bring me the freakin’ admiral homeboy, “what kind of pervert are you?” That’s right get upset,
you know what I mean? You go with the family
wrap it in granny’s drawers because even if my boy sees it, he could be like, “Ain’t
no way I’m touching that, “go ahead, go ahead homeboy,
go ahead, you deserve a drink, “after wrapping it in
grandma’s underwear,” alright? Tipsy Bartender, I’m just trying to help people
survive in this bad economy. – Life lessons from Tipsy Bartender. – [Man] Let me see the
freakin’ admiral goddammit. Call Barack Obama! Violating my rights. Check out Nicky Limo
making an apple jack shot or Kazaya making a candy corn cocktail, or click on Mallory
for more of her videos, and find us on Facebook and
Twitter at Tipsy Bartender.

100 Comments

snair

Mar 3, 2017, 5:43 am Reply

Why did the thumbnail say "how to smuggle booze A ON cruise"

Darth Malgus

Mar 3, 2017, 6:13 am Reply

genius.

Pranay R.

Mar 3, 2017, 6:22 pm Reply

or you can use blue curacao to color

Amogh kashalikar

Mar 3, 2017, 4:43 pm Reply

After watching this video ,they banned listerine also!

Kc Carr The Oregon Hillbilly Hilton

Mar 3, 2017, 3:49 am Reply

is it really worth getting kicked off a cruise ship for having a bottle of vodka looking like Listerine

Pheel Me

Apr 4, 2017, 8:38 pm Reply

def won't work. easier to smug drugs on a ship than alcohol it's hilarious

James Stimpson

Apr 4, 2017, 12:29 pm Reply

I did this but took a shit in the bottle. Anyone finds it and they're gonna be like 'eww no one would drink that'…and let you keep it. But they're wrong! It's your shit so it doesn't matter. And voila! Poosing boozing cruising 👍💩🚢🍸

Shon Dornsife

Apr 4, 2017, 2:07 am Reply

step 1: drink liter of vodka right before you go through security
step 2: go through security as quickly as possible
step 3: find nearest bathroom to puke your vodka up into an empty container
step 4: enjoy

Mike Thomas

Apr 4, 2017, 5:54 pm Reply

Do you ever think that cruise liners watch these videos

Baked Beanie Sigel

May 5, 2017, 4:27 am Reply

This is dumb, an unlimited drink package on a cruise is like $40-$60.

David Miscavige

May 5, 2017, 4:12 am Reply

this girl thick as shit.

SouthpawMC

May 5, 2017, 3:10 am Reply

Anybody notice the thumbnail says "How To Smuggle Booze a on cruise"

Riis Roulette

May 5, 2017, 12:55 am Reply

BUT THE LISTERINE WAS GREEN WITH A GREEN LABEL SOOO… BUSTED!

2Fat4FlyTrash YT

May 5, 2017, 7:50 pm Reply

U shouldve used the right bottle lol

I dont give a shit

May 5, 2017, 3:31 pm Reply

This girl is so fucking peng

s.s

Jun 6, 2017, 1:49 am Reply

this work on airplanes?

Kariumu Kalium

Jun 6, 2017, 7:29 pm Reply

rename: how to hide alcohol to your parents

Conor Orion

Jun 6, 2017, 9:07 pm Reply

shes peng

Mason James

Jun 6, 2017, 6:36 am Reply

If she can't do a thumbnail right I doubt any of this shit will work

2Fat4FlyTrash YT

Jun 6, 2017, 10:39 am Reply

U might start with a blue bottle so its beliveable

Tim Wind

Jun 6, 2017, 4:56 am Reply

alcohol in a plastic bottle… good idea

Cj Gaming

Jul 7, 2017, 8:18 pm Reply

you can drink listerine it almost has 30% alcohol

S

Jul 7, 2017, 12:11 am Reply

Just smuggle 1 liter pure alcohol so you add 60 percent water you have 2 .5 liter vodka

toolofbordem

Jul 7, 2017, 11:06 pm Reply

Before we get to customs I need you to go to the bathroom and shove this bottle way up your butthole Morty, I mean as far as it will fit!

TheVampireItself

Aug 8, 2017, 4:50 am Reply

Oh my god this comment section is full of IDIOTS. This is making my brain hurt

Criticalmind

Aug 8, 2017, 3:51 pm Reply

she sure is pretty but god damn she seems dumb

Mala Fama

Sep 9, 2017, 5:46 pm Reply

Guys I love you!.
I am stuck in Jobcorp and I'm going to sneak 151!.

Jadethebrave

Sep 9, 2017, 3:13 pm Reply

You forgot the part where you reseal the bottle , that's the point of cutting it carefully. White/ clear glue (nail glue even ) and a steady hand will do the trick.

Shawn Abbadie

Oct 10, 2017, 8:00 am Reply

Just use the white listerine bottle and bring what you want

Sophia B. Williams

Oct 10, 2017, 6:19 am Reply

Are there you have it!!!

2Fat4FlyTrash YT

Oct 10, 2017, 8:27 pm Reply

They could just pull up on the wrapper

Btw u should use a blue listerine bottle cut this has a green wrapper

Wolfganges ****

Nov 11, 2017, 10:25 pm Reply

HE used a FUNNEL HE never useS a funnel

Omy Gerosa22

Nov 11, 2017, 4:53 am Reply

ooo my god io lo uso per lavarmi i denti

Benjamin 7.5

Nov 11, 2017, 10:04 am Reply

what about the plane

thomasthatsit

Dec 12, 2017, 10:17 pm Reply

What brand of vodka is that? At first I thought you had special bottles that you put booze into, but then I saw you buy it at the store.

Pedro Alb

Dec 12, 2017, 12:46 am Reply

here's several things for cutting costs during cruise trips
Look for restaurant special deals. Askonboard or keep an eye out for the occasional alternative restaurant deal to save money on a special meal.
Book spa treatments on port days. Spas often discount services on days in port or during other slow times.
Go on your own on shore trips. Cruise lines offer a variety of shore excursions in every port of call they visit but charge for them.
Look for drink specials. If you don't drink enough to make a ackage pay, look for special discounts.
Bring your own drinks. Many lines are won't let you bring alcohol onboard (or they'll charge you a corkage fee), but a few let you bring on soft drinks, juice, bottled water and iced tea.
(I read these and the reasons they work from Arack ship tips website )

Bianca

Jan 1, 2018, 6:53 am Reply

Like for her ethics!

sorrowsuperstar10

Jan 1, 2018, 11:29 pm Reply

Hahaha so cool 😎

Luna Bud

Jan 1, 2018, 4:59 am Reply

Did she just say, “why are we using the funnel?”

Hanni Bal

Feb 2, 2018, 8:38 am Reply

Plastic and vodka

Young SkyWalker

Feb 2, 2018, 4:03 pm Reply

“What are you using the funnel for?” I’m sorry I can’t let that question slide. I know they say there is no such thing as a dumb question but wtf…

ananas

Feb 2, 2018, 9:10 pm Reply

I’ve done this before on a school trip, but I have a pro tip for you: Use peppermint liquor!! I’m not sure if you can buy this everywhere but I bought it here in Germany (it’s Called Pfeffi or Berliner Luft) and it actually tastes like mouth wash!! So even if you smell it or put some in your mouth, you’ll still think it’s Listerine

2Fat4FlyTrash YT

Feb 2, 2018, 6:41 pm Reply

Maybe use a blue bottle if you are gonna dye it blue

Thats the green listerine bottle

baseballhunter42

Feb 2, 2018, 10:10 pm Reply

Everyone does this already. Do you really think people bring big bottles of mouthwash for a cruise.

Hannah Foxe

Feb 2, 2018, 12:03 pm Reply

"Why are we using the funnel" bitch you're stupid as fuck

El Jefe

Feb 2, 2018, 8:26 am Reply

Lame!!! And you can drink all you want in a 60 bucks budget if you take the right cruise

Small Town Music

Feb 2, 2018, 10:27 pm Reply

His accent and personality tho😂

Valentin He

Feb 2, 2018, 10:53 pm Reply

Damn those titties

Alex Couger

Feb 2, 2018, 10:15 pm Reply

That girl is so annoying

BriansRadioReviews

Feb 2, 2018, 9:21 pm Reply

Why not just drink the mouth wash?

Kitta Cto

Feb 2, 2018, 3:12 am Reply

Haha gunna use this while on a family trip boyyy!!!! 😉👍👍

sithlordsoup

Feb 2, 2018, 4:20 pm Reply

Suh mallory.

Kayleb Moore

Feb 2, 2018, 3:28 am Reply

Fuck the system

Daijah Moreno

Feb 2, 2018, 5:03 pm Reply

The thumbnail says “smuggle booze a on cruise” is that right?

eyeswatermaker

Mar 3, 2018, 4:33 am Reply

now: NO LISTERINE ALLOWED

Sleepy Snorlax21

Mar 3, 2018, 6:09 am Reply

I’m calling the police

Henry Checo

Mar 3, 2018, 8:41 am Reply

I’ve never thought of that great idea

leighton hathaway

Mar 3, 2018, 5:09 am Reply

2:00 oh really ? We got a smart one here

Xavier Paolo Ledesma Mandreza

Mar 3, 2018, 3:06 am Reply

Smuggling is WRONG, Bro……😭

Richard Smith

Mar 3, 2018, 5:55 pm Reply

Alcohol is already on cruise ships lol, how do you bring weed??

HüDO NēDEM

Mar 3, 2018, 9:00 pm Reply

“A on cruise”?

texjames2000

Mar 3, 2018, 6:33 am Reply

Why does everyone try to sneak alcohol on a ship? I know you are already paying for the alcohol package, so what's the point?

Lucy Hutchon

Mar 3, 2018, 10:28 am Reply

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RUhere4the TRIGGERING

Apr 4, 2018, 5:49 pm Reply

1) This doesn't work anymore. In fact it hasn't worked in a long time. You're going on a cruise, what a week, 2 tops? Everything else you bring on the ship (toothpaste, hairspray, etc) is travel size. Do you really think the people working on these ships are so stupid they aren't going to suspect anything when you bring the family doomsday size bottle of mouthwash on board?

2) I don't know how much you are able to drink. I went on a week long cruise a couple months ago and I definately drank at least 3-4 of those size bottles worth of booze. Again are you going to try and bring 2-3-4 of those on a cruise ship. They will laugh at you for thinking they were born yesterday. I have seen it happen and I laughed at the guy the whole cruise.

3) You already paid for the cruise, cough up the money for the booze. Buy the booze package. If you drink a lot it is totally worth it. I would say the cruise line got the shaft after I was done drinking that week. Like $370.00 for a week. When you figure out that the drinks are between $7.00 to $12.00 a piece and the lump sum of $370.00 gets you all you want from well liquor to premiums like Grey Goose, Jager, Hennesy, Blantons, Makers etc. its' totally worth it. Don't be a cheap ass. The tip is included as well but I always tip the bartender 1 dollar. It's a fucking dollar. You don't have to do it everytime but every now and then will get you extra attention from the bartenders.

4) If you ride Carnival or another cheap ass cruise line that has a limit on drinks even if you buy the package yet you have a high tollerance than I have a solution for you. LIIT Long Island Ice Tea.

5) Usually you can sneak booze easily onto the ship from the first island you stop at. Not a luxuray place like th Caymans, but anywhere like Cozumel etc. Or cruise didn't even bat an eye at all the people bringing tequila back on from Cozumel

Josef Wassermann

May 5, 2018, 3:10 pm Reply

Thanks

Genxtasy 99

May 5, 2018, 3:23 am Reply

Dudes already drunk doing this demonstration

Kevin Zhao

May 5, 2018, 1:01 am Reply

Did y’all just snuck a blue curaçao onto a cruise ship?

Lukas Rønnov

May 5, 2018, 6:34 pm Reply

I don't want them to mix my drinks like that..:/

Stephens g 1

May 5, 2018, 10:17 pm Reply

Smuggling booze on a cruise ship is a federal offense how fun going to prison

stefan x

May 5, 2018, 7:46 pm Reply

Why not just a water bottle? No food colouring needed

albert lee

May 5, 2018, 6:32 pm Reply

Reread that thumbnail

Peter Aurel

May 5, 2018, 7:38 am Reply

That's illegal

Siobhan Freeman

May 5, 2018, 1:17 pm Reply

Just hide it in a box of tampons 😂😂

GOODFELLA

May 5, 2018, 3:00 am Reply

You know he hit it after the video….

Traverse Vlogs

Jun 6, 2018, 2:14 pm Reply

I can’t believe i saw sky shake it and not really keeper it sexy

Mason McIntyre

Jun 6, 2018, 8:27 pm Reply

" smuggle booze a on cruize " yep, pretty much

Fredy Romero

Jul 7, 2018, 8:33 pm Reply

ITS ON!! We leave in 3 weeks!!!

Click Debate

Jul 7, 2018, 9:35 am Reply

I love it when I'm a on cruise.

Foxygirl505 Gamingandmoreisbackinbusiness

Jul 7, 2018, 5:39 pm Reply

use gel dye cause wet dye can ruin stuff my mom says

DIRTY TURBAN

Jul 7, 2018, 11:02 pm Reply

im gonna smear some Hershey syrup on some tighty whiteys and wrap it in those. and talk about how bad the neuro virus i had was.

Lucas DiFalco

Jul 7, 2018, 11:17 pm Reply

How is a "Bartender" page going to promote smuggling boozing somewhere instead of promoting drinking at the BAR to support BARTENDERS.

Norrlänska pajken

Aug 8, 2018, 10:21 am Reply

vodka why gin or koskenkorva would smell like real ting

Jack Fisher

Aug 8, 2018, 5:48 pm Reply

Why you pour Listerine in to other bottle when you already have a bunch of empty bottles? You drink vodka with juice??? Shame on you!! Amateur, vodka is supposed to be cold and not mixed with anything.. You can eat something or drink something after you take your shot..

Sa Sa

Sep 9, 2018, 5:54 pm Reply

guess im going on a cruise with 15 bottles of listerine lol

Subscribe to PEWDIEPIE

Oct 10, 2018, 3:50 am Reply

Try to mix tequila with gin, brandy, vodka, bourbon and margarita

Cecil Brooks

Oct 10, 2018, 1:24 am Reply

I saw this 6 years ago. And I remembered it. Yet I watched it again. What is wrong with me?

Nicole Novo

Oct 10, 2018, 6:09 am Reply

Her FAKE boobs are obvious and distracting in that see through lace top.

J’s movies N music

Nov 11, 2018, 1:23 am Reply

Girl is so cute

Paul Williams

Dec 12, 2018, 7:59 am Reply

Nobody needs that much mouthwash for a week cruise…….BIG TIP OFF !!!

brian h Eardley

Dec 12, 2018, 8:36 pm Reply

Question, when boarding the ship do they xray you or pat you down?

Niklas Almaas

Dec 12, 2018, 7:06 pm Reply

This will help me hide booze from my parents and siblings, ill just hope they wont find it suspicious with a bottle of listerine in my room, and if they find it they wiol just put it in the bathroom or something.

GreatPacNorthwest

Jan 1, 2019, 6:02 am Reply

Since you're allowed to bring one bottle of wine aboard, how about doing this trick into a wine bottle, dye it red and re-seal with wax? Easy to obtain from home brewery suppliers to make it look professional.

C slicks music

Feb 2, 2019, 12:03 pm Reply

This was the first video i watched on your channel, i was just watching some cruise ship video's days after coming back from holiday on a caribbean cruise back in December 2012 then your video came up in my suggestion list then i came a fan ever since 🙂

sfdoctorp

Mar 3, 2019, 8:39 pm Reply

she is so beautiful! i think the most beautiful tipsy girl.

Noe Gonzalez

Apr 4, 2019, 12:58 am Reply

Lol a listerine bottle.

blurglide

Jun 6, 2019, 5:04 pm Reply

I tried this once a long time ago. The rum tasted like listerine.

Matt Broaddus

Jun 6, 2019, 8:23 pm Reply

That chick needs a good rape'n.

Jeremiah Woodsi

Jul 7, 2019, 10:01 pm Reply

The girl is hot to trot

Super Bird

Aug 8, 2019, 7:57 am Reply

Wrap your Listerine in her underwear… 😂😂

Super Bird

Aug 8, 2019, 8:00 am Reply

I reckon whiskey is almost the same colour as the original Listerine. No food colouring needed!

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