How-To: Make Sausage with Seth Rogen

By Brian Lemay 99 comments


a little pre-cum already exactly squirting out a little bit they call that skeet it skeet yes that ain’t sweat coming off my balls it’s all skeet skeet hey and that was like a song kids sing like a very popular song so we don’t know that song to be honest yeah you do know the windows to the wall actually that ain’t sweat drop it off Bob all a nation of children just obliviously singing about free come the analogies of this are endless yeah hi I’m Steph Brogan here at munchies and I’m in the new movie sausage party and in honor of that I’m being taught how to make sausage hi Jamie here and I’m thrilled of all things yet why do you want to learn how to make sausage well we have this movie sausage party and it’s about sausage and there’s that it’s like a euphemism right like you don’t want to know how the sausage is made and as someone who goes against the grain yeah I want to know how it’s me let’s go let’s go there well nobody as pretty as possible for you fantastic it looks very pretty so far so we’re making a pretty typical sausage I got kind of a spanish chorizo of fresh trees nice trees ooh we’re using pork shoulder and some pork belly so you got to have that mixture of lean and fat kind of like me yes perfect that’ll be the name of our so we’re gonna keep the we wanna keep the meat on ice just to keep it cold cuz if it gets warm it’ll start to render prematurely we’re gonna grind up some spices some cumin we have some fennel and we have some coriander nice can you do this I can yes obviously you can ever kneading it in there don’t look at me we’ll do it it’s kind of working around and as you’re doing that we’re gonna work in that garlic too until it kind of turns into a paste it smells so strong whoa intense well you’re doing that I’m gonna take some paprika nice another kind of paprika why do you do that just we fancy I want to make the recipe harder that one when people ask me how I make it I can charge more money at the restaurants so you in a room with like 30 paprika’s and you taste one you spit it out like this this or paprika absol yeah yeah some salt okay and then there’s a little bit of black pepper who’s the first people to make sausage I have no idea there’s sausages in every culture it’s what brings us all together it’s in the end is our local sausages I said now we’re just gonna kind of mix this together and like this is the kind of thing that we can do even like the night before I’m gonna let it marinate a little bit yeah the liquid will help keep everything kind of evenly distributed I see if to play this role yeah the new movie was there a lot of method acting we would literally get baked and go to Ralph’s at 4:00 in the morning and with a notepad and be like Oh granola bar that could be a funny character some little guests getting around trying life you know just you what are they doing but uh that’s what you got that’s to create a process all right all right so now we’re gonna take this grinder and we’re gonna pass it through to kind of grind the meat let it fall in if someone was like yeah I’m gonna shoot you but beforehand you got one sausage it’s like asking me what my favorite band so if you had to eat one sausage you need Led Zeppelin I was should I try it can I do it no I broke it already you cook at home it made pretty good brisket in the past nice what do you put on it just salt and pepper man it’s hard though with brisket you Janson with the devil 100% good great now what we just want to kind of squeeze it kind of like when you make meatloaf or meatballs just so the meat kind of incorporates but if you over mix it it becomes a little bit too sticky so starting to come together really is we’re just gonna throw into the cast-iron pan fry off a little bit and taste it to see how it tastes cuz yeah once we case it we can season it again it’s a little test patty so of all the things you’ve had to learn from movies what’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever had to learn I once in a movie played a chicken chef a guy who was writing a chicken cookbook and so because of that they would literally just drop like 20 chickens off of my house for the week and I would just break them down and then they would drop off more chickens and I would break the down as a result I got really good at breaking down chicken it’s one of the fun things about making movies is you get to learn skills that is a lazy uneducated person you would never get to know otherwise good yeah could use more yeah yeah truthfully all it really needs mice just more salt salt that’s gonna make everything else no yeah you know yep all right so now we’re gonna take this thing apart and we’re gonna add there’s another attachment the casing attachment yeah we just made something gross even grosser are you moving it up I get a loop up the chute otherwise the casings get stuck on if you want to try sure yeah lube up the chute what is this this is some pork intestines back of the day they would kill an animal they would cut these they would visser ate it they would drink this part of the intestines tie it with string and then throw it into the river and let the water rush through it and then pack it in salt so it would stay Wow the method to put this on right here yeah is you just gently want to she’s getting the whole thing on there yeah it’s very erotic process yeah can’t take my eyes off it I don’t know why people don’t want to know how sausages mean cuz it’s maybe the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen in my terribly you say that dollar size I do so we’re gonna go all the way to the end and then I’ll just make a quick little Slipknot so doesn’t force itself out you know take a little thing and poke a hole in it why well so the air comes out otherwise it blows up like a balloon and it’s no bueno as it comes out gently press it through the hopper so as the sausage finally comes out of the chute it’s coming loose what was this thing so right you’re gonna hold this and you want to let it you feel for a minute yeah as it comes out that’s as firm as you want it and I’m gonna force it through so you just keep making one giant sausage healthy sausage is like a healthy it’s gonna be in one long even coil that’s true I’m horribly unhealthy my looks like goat hey I’m gonna leave here to go write to a doctor hey that was pretty pretty good man you’re too much air in there that’s okay okay yeah we’re gonna fix that for me tight we’re great that’s why you really want to let the sausages hang for four or five hours at least all right I think that’s good in case this I’ll take you from here sir okay I’m just gonna kind of tie it off and we’ve got you know nice little sausage nice and even you didn’t there’s an oh my cooks man so we want to just want to tie off one end so the sausage doesn’t like just pop out great we tie it off just like that nice it’s got a little head yeah little head of yours we’re gonna kind of go through and poke it poking the sausage is good cuz as it cooks all the steam and moisture it expands and it’ll kind of seal those holes with itself really don’t poke it and you gotta cook it it’ll get a couple oh yeah so the mers gonna squeeze it kind of where we want to squeeze right there just roll one towards me and then this one that now we have Wow some sausages we did it this is what happens when you don’t get circumcised according thats what my parents Oh cool so now it’s your hands icing up Joe what’s the most you’ve ever liked what’s the worst injury you’ve given to yourself okay cookie yeah uh not the worst but the dumbest yeah I got my hand stuck in a garbage disposal tried to clean it a couple days ago Oh one time I was uh I like us one of those spinning ceiling fans in my house and I’ve just stared at it for maybe six years and then one day I just put my hand in it I almost broke my hand and it hurt for like three weeks and I think I probably practically got a hairline fracture on one of my fingers from it and I was bleeding like it sliced through my skin as well and my wife saw me do it just what the are you doing it yeah that’s good cooking sausage so seems good is it ready for your bun I totally am let me put your sausage in your bun for you I think that would be the most romantic way for this to go honestly I like this poke it like that see how that juice just kind of comes out you’re awesome if you don’t do that mmm it ends up over here those two you just saved me some shirts go for him Clark yeah I’m really good to get the recipe for our sausage click here that was awesome cool ma’am well thanks for coming over we’re gonna how to make sausage in convening me your sausage cyborg on his way for 10 years I’m still having these stupid sizing jokes like just being okay I know I laugh there was a slap

99 Comments

shan1717

Aug 8, 2017, 3:12 pm Reply

koo-min? does anyone else say kyu-min or am i weird

That Guy

Aug 8, 2017, 5:06 am Reply

"A healthy sausage is like a healthy shit"

Juan Grimaldo

Aug 8, 2017, 9:43 am Reply

Get your fingers away from the meat grinder please, i have high blood pressure

Mark Zomm

Aug 8, 2017, 5:54 pm Reply

I honestly don't know why this fat kunt is so popular, he can't act, plays the same dumb character every time,
Which famous producers dick did he suck?
wow the fat geek smokes weed, so what?

Rand00mThing

Aug 8, 2017, 10:50 pm Reply

This Seth Rogen guy is a good host, keep him Munchies!

Josh Stewart

Aug 8, 2017, 5:14 pm Reply

Take a shot every time seth laughs

DumplingSaysNo

Sep 9, 2017, 11:28 am Reply

8:49 That fly wants some of that sausage too

ZadfrackGlutz Zesozose

Sep 9, 2017, 5:01 pm Reply

A heh heh heh heh heh geschploink!

turtlehead2

Sep 9, 2017, 12:33 am Reply

But. He's. Jewish

JahVyree Matthews

Sep 9, 2017, 2:27 am Reply

the intro & the thumbnail >>>>

JerzeyDevil JerzeyDevil

Sep 9, 2017, 5:06 am Reply

I think I can can dome of tuencfaetmemwher

NEPMobile

Sep 9, 2017, 1:56 am Reply

Wait i thought Seth rogen was Jewish

Greg Coyle

Sep 9, 2017, 6:10 pm Reply

Teacher says everytime Seth Rogen laughs, an angel gets an ounce of weed.

Michael Gittleson

Sep 9, 2017, 2:56 pm Reply

It should be pointed out that there is a link between Alzheimer's and eating red meat, especially processed red meat. I know that Alzheimer's has devastated Seth's mother-in-law, as I have watched his heartfelt plea for Alzheimer's research funding to Congress some years ago.

Ted Esparza

Sep 9, 2017, 7:09 pm Reply

Seth Rogan has the best stoner laugh

AriZona

Oct 10, 2017, 6:38 pm Reply

PRA THIS IS HORSE SHIT PAPRIKA

derry creaney

Oct 10, 2017, 1:54 pm Reply

UHUHUHUHU

Bob Mcfartonson

Oct 10, 2017, 3:46 pm Reply

Seth Rogen? More like Chef Rogen

Siggy Guitarist

Oct 10, 2017, 8:08 pm Reply

The sausage is brilliantly poetic! You grind up an animal and basically shove it up its (or another animal) own ass, and it tastes so good! But if I were to make sausages, they would have bacon in them, lots of bacon!

zillaskimask

Oct 10, 2017, 9:38 pm Reply

i just got a 60 second ad with no skip button fml

Devines ZapataotlAr pij qpd

Nov 11, 2017, 7:17 am Reply

HAHAHHAHAHHA

Eddie Avinashi

Nov 11, 2017, 3:32 pm Reply

Fuck these fucking assholes. Murderers.

FurryFoxy

Nov 11, 2017, 12:55 pm Reply

That's a sausage I'd take

Deja Vu

Nov 11, 2017, 6:39 pm Reply

Seth is such a stupid fat blob of human waste

ches darko

Nov 11, 2017, 6:48 pm Reply

"wow you're really kneading it in there… DON'T LOOK AT ME WHILE YOU DO THAT"

ches darko

Nov 11, 2017, 6:52 pm Reply

man it should have been matty and seth !!

Crutch io65

Nov 11, 2017, 6:53 am Reply

These two look like identical fucking twins 😂😂

rajavlitra

Nov 11, 2017, 5:32 pm Reply

"A healthy sausage is like a healthy shit, it's gonna be in one long, even coil"

Lawrence Liang

Nov 11, 2017, 8:52 am Reply

like a man can't sweat without making precum. fucking asshole.

Terrell Mabrito

Dec 12, 2017, 2:10 am Reply

At least the guy didn't pretend to know the song. Rogen couldn't even get the lyrics right. Lil Jon IS talking about sweat dripping down his balls, not precum. But still, this new guy sucks. A message to Vice: tattoos don't make up for lack of personality. We know your thing is being "edgy", but c'mon.

Tom bryan

Dec 12, 2017, 1:48 pm Reply

I'm sorry but neither of these guys exhibit health, they look sickly

David Schrumpf

Dec 12, 2017, 5:13 am Reply

7:37 you know by his face he's uncircumcised lmaoo

James Brenner

Dec 12, 2017, 2:31 pm Reply

Sex predator sausage, pedo style

Brandon Ginkel

Dec 12, 2017, 5:34 am Reply

Why doesn’t Seth Rogan have his own cooking show yet?

qzniel

Jan 1, 2018, 1:52 pm Reply

Look at the close ups of Seth's hands. It's adorable. You see this plump, hairy, overweight jew with the hands of a delicate lady. He's never worked a day in his life.

Mc Shibby

Jan 1, 2018, 4:55 am Reply

Hate when people who are different than you act awkward lol

lemon boat

Jan 1, 2018, 7:21 am Reply

seth acting gay wot

Not Bill Gates

Jan 1, 2018, 8:34 pm Reply

….Til the SWEAT drip off my balls!

Chris Marquez

Jan 1, 2018, 9:13 pm Reply

ehehehehehe

belia1313 Lastes

Jan 1, 2018, 8:23 am Reply

Wait what? LOL

Andrew Nguyen

Jan 1, 2018, 2:46 am Reply

Seth's face at @ 6:36

Daniel Holmberg

Feb 2, 2018, 8:42 pm Reply

Seth has brought such a lot of joy to my life😂

Edgar Friendly

Feb 2, 2018, 5:19 pm Reply

these two look like they know their way around some sausage

wolf tone

Feb 2, 2018, 8:33 pm Reply

From the window to wall that aint sweat drippin of my balls

HarmzJr

Feb 2, 2018, 6:38 am Reply

Don’t look at me when you do it 😂😂😂

Carrie E.

Mar 3, 2018, 10:30 pm Reply

Lmao 😂😂😂😂. His shit at the beginning 👏👏👏👌

Tubebrerry

Mar 3, 2018, 1:20 am Reply

Huevos con Seth Rogen! Yum!

King Kastro

Mar 3, 2018, 6:06 am Reply

10 secs into the vid and already regretting it

Tao Tao

Mar 3, 2018, 1:59 am Reply

Rogans laugh really gets to me tbh lmao

riner9

Apr 4, 2018, 12:44 am Reply

Seth Rogen isn't funny.

Darnel Michel

Apr 4, 2018, 9:17 pm Reply

LMFAOOO Seth

austinreyno

May 5, 2018, 1:57 am Reply

god his laugh his laugh kill rogen ive always hated it

Xavier Pierre

May 5, 2018, 9:22 pm Reply

jamie is fucking boring why the fuck are you working with this robot

MR. ZEHAHA

May 5, 2018, 1:29 pm Reply

He he he he he he…

MorbusCQ

Jun 6, 2018, 11:02 pm Reply

this man makes me want to die hahaha

Amanda Benson

Jun 6, 2018, 5:11 am Reply

You're a sausage making angel!

Alexandros Lotsos

Jun 6, 2018, 8:30 pm Reply

Came here expecting a Seth sausage.
Was dissapointed

Auf Hidayat

Jun 6, 2018, 1:37 am Reply

What is that white thing to tie the sausage meat? Anyone know?

Nicole Vincent

Jun 6, 2018, 7:33 pm Reply

Paul the alien

nyak63RUS

Jul 7, 2018, 10:06 pm Reply

Did Seth Rogan just say he likes to go against the grain? Dude makes the most out-of-the-can basic Hollywood fodder ever.

honey

Jul 7, 2018, 6:34 pm Reply

sausage party was a horrible movie

thisisyaren

Aug 8, 2018, 1:56 pm Reply

no gloves what a dirty cunt of a chef…

thisisyaren

Aug 8, 2018, 2:02 pm Reply

seth rogens pretty cool though

riner9

Aug 8, 2018, 6:25 am Reply

fat stupid idiot doesn't know anything about anything

Scales

Aug 8, 2018, 3:25 am Reply

Seth rogan worst laugh of all time

XanltheCSG

Aug 8, 2018, 9:06 pm Reply

"We'd literally get baked and go to Ralph's at 4 in the morning."
Well that explains why the movie was fucking garbage.

Riff Raff

Aug 8, 2018, 4:07 am Reply

C.R.I.N.G.E.

Bling Bling

Aug 8, 2018, 9:37 am Reply

I'm the cop that titty fucked Seth Rogen lol

Razor Blitzkrieg

Aug 8, 2018, 3:25 am Reply

Seth Rogen is such cringy douche.

The Great Kenobi

Sep 9, 2018, 8:13 am Reply

The fan part had me dying

Angel Avila

Sep 9, 2018, 9:45 am Reply

I clicked on the bubble nothing happened

Cole Glaser

Oct 10, 2018, 9:22 pm Reply

I would eat a zeppelin sausage

Mr. V

Nov 11, 2018, 7:52 am Reply

im a simple man, i see seth rogan i click

John Doe

Dec 12, 2018, 4:16 pm Reply

Seth Rogen is a strange character…

Carlos Rivera

Dec 12, 2018, 9:29 am Reply

a jew eating pork? 😛
Seth Rogen

Paul Eady

Dec 12, 2018, 12:38 pm Reply

Seth can hang with anyone….he got a hilarious energy all the time…i would laugh all day hanging with him.😅

Aa Bb

Dec 12, 2018, 6:46 am Reply

God I hate that chef on the right. If he sees this, eat a dick!

Cecily Cook

Jan 1, 2019, 1:41 am Reply

Put Seth Rogen on the title and im watching!!!!

Note: just watched sausage party last night 🤣🤣

Gaurav

Jan 1, 2019, 9:26 am Reply

I thought you were going to add seth rogen to sausages?

Desi J Richert

Jan 1, 2019, 8:07 pm Reply

Sausage Party is one of the WORST movies I've ever seen. To be honest, I didn't see the whole movie because it sucked soooooooooo much. Seth Rogen is a loser. BTW, I never laughed during this entire video.

Jarek Maras

Jan 1, 2019, 4:49 am Reply

Holly cow, everything about that video is bull, even the trivia were false. Congratulations you just made 1.5M people dumber

Robert Lee Myers I Esq.

Feb 2, 2019, 11:20 am Reply

Why do you have to be so FOUL

Robert Lee Myers I Esq.

Feb 2, 2019, 11:21 am Reply

You are not funny

T B

Feb 2, 2019, 2:26 am Reply

Chef had a band-aid on his finger while mixing up. Eww

Jake Marks

Mar 3, 2019, 1:32 am Reply

AWE SKEET SKEET MOTHERFUCKER!

Arock PCB

Mar 3, 2019, 11:43 pm Reply

Fuck Seth rogen

yookie yookie

Apr 4, 2019, 4:39 am Reply

"Dude you just saved me some shirts"

Ashden Gibson

Apr 4, 2019, 7:49 pm Reply

Need some slaw on that john man…

Bishop

Apr 4, 2019, 1:17 am Reply

Buddy got the words to Get low wrong

Trumplovin Wigga

May 5, 2019, 3:40 am Reply

Don’t look at me do it. Hahaha

foster_the_shota_thread

May 5, 2019, 2:41 am Reply

seth rogans kawhi lenard laugh is fake. literally just a thing he does to stand out and get more attention

elisia

Jun 6, 2019, 4:42 am Reply

this was so awkward cause the lack of chemistry but still like … seth rogen

Bored

Jun 6, 2019, 9:15 am Reply

Heh heh heh heh heh

Jose Diaz

Jun 6, 2019, 4:16 pm Reply

A HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH

Mai Mee

Jun 6, 2019, 9:27 am Reply

4:18 Hands doesn't look washed after touching raw meat.

Cooking with the Blues

Jun 6, 2019, 12:07 pm Reply

https://youtu.be/DkWmSpe656w

glooom

Jul 7, 2019, 11:42 pm Reply

why is that hipster fuck pretending like he hasn't heard Get Low?

Blake Pettitt

Jul 7, 2019, 5:44 pm Reply

Why Jamie look like Seth got his shit together? 🤣☠️

mr kokoshka

Jul 7, 2019, 4:20 pm Reply

Obviously seths not a practicing jew to be trying pork sausage and enjoying wacky weed with his mates ! Enjoy you funny bastard lol

Matthias Cormier

Jul 7, 2019, 6:56 pm Reply

Ya there ya go, smack your lips as you're chewing, right into the mic. I hate both of these dudes.

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