Haven’t You Done Well 6: $30 Bottle of Wine – Trendy Ep05

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♪ Happy birthday dear Fuckboy ♪ ♪ Happy birthday to you! ♪ (very high pitched) ♪ youuuuuuuuuu! ♪ (muffled scream) (muffled scream) Happy birthday! Another year around…and I’m so happy to be with my boys. Now make a wish fuckhead make a wish I’ll make a wish Ohh, Oh, I wish I was less of a fuck boy. Alright my wish has been made boys. I’m just gonna blow out the candle. Oohhhhhhpp . Yaayyyyyy Here, we got you a card. Boys you’ve got me a card, it’s just so lovely a little blonde haired, er, babe A redhead and a, more another ginger redhead boy What a special day, I’m sure you’ve written me a special message. Oh yeah, that’s so thoughtful boys to send me such a beautiful, Ha ha ha, happy birthday! Can I just say, Broden, we didn’t just get you a card. We know you’ve had a rough run. So we’ve actually, we’ve actually splashed out a little bit and gotten you a little something I’ll just go get it from the larder now. -Yeah, great.
-Okay, great, yeah! -Okay
-Oh, he’s back! -Hey, buddy.
-Heyyyy duuudeee. I got the old, er, gift for you Broden. -What have you boys done?
-What have you done, boys?
-Broden. -Broden What have you boys done? We’ve splashed out, mate. Nooo. We’ve splashed out and we’ve gotten you: -A thirty dollar bottle of wine.
-Oh, fuck my mum. We didn’t just go and pick that up from the six dollar bin. (laughter) A delicious thirty dollar label We wanted to splash out. I tell you what, I love this so much, I think I’m gonna have a drink right now, boys. -That’s how much I’m excit-
-(laughter) (futher, more performative, laughter) Boys. What’s wrong? -(maniacal laughter)
-You know what we’ll do, we’ll just shlosh it into a glass. And have a cheeky chug-a-lug! Crack open a thirty dollar bottle of wine and have a chug-a-lug! Oh, I’ve got a good idea! What’s that? I”m gonna take this thrirrltty dollar bottle of wine and I’m gonna chug-a-lug it like a litttleee boy! Now listen here, good idea dinosaur, I think that’s a good idea. HA HA HA -No Broden, you don’t just chug-a-lug.
-No. No. No. I never said I wanted a chug-a-lug. I never said that. (weird noises) You’ve gotta get the decanter first.
-You’ve gotta decant it for at least two hours first, Broden. What’s a ‘decunter’? What’s a decant- Basically what we’re doing is we’re aerating the wine, But most importantly we’re bringing the sediment to the bottom so then that way we can really enjoy a delicious tasty wine. (Zach chuckles) Now can we drink it nooooowwww? (very performative laughter) Boys. What’s wrong? You poured a delicious $30 bottle of wine into a decanter.
-Yeahhh? And what I’m thinking of doing right now is just having a chug-a-lug Ooohhhh. I’d love to drink this $30 bottle of wine straight out of the- NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. -Yum yum. That’s really nice.
-NO. NOO. You have to wait an hour, Broden! One. Hour. Nice and aerated. And not a hint of sediment. (chuckles) Can I drink it now, plurs? (performative laughter) Boys. What’s wrong? Can I drink it now please? Can it drink it now? Hey hey, I just poured the $30 bottle of wine out of the decanter into my glass, and guess what I wanna do. What do you wanna do mate? -I wanna have a chug-a-lug right now.
-You just wanna have a chug-a-lug right now? You fucking arseholed bitch. Yooou piece of shit. Swiiirrll. Just, just give it a, just a tiny little swirl, just a tiny little swirl. Go on Broden, you have a go! -Yaaayy
-There you go. I’m swiiiirling boys. Are you happy now? I’m swiirrling. Can we drink it now? (laughter) Nooo, Broden. Broden, what you gotta do now. (sniff) Is sniff it. It’s an adventure for your nose, just give it a go. (sniff) Oh wow, I smell berries. Oh, it seems to be the cupcake from earlier. Well don’t be a cupcake hog mate, we all gotta share. (retching sound) Let me have another smell. (sniff) I smell a beach holiday with my uncle who used to, take my pants off. Aw yum, I smell, I smell a spicy chilli plant. D’you know what I smell? (sniff) Ooh, is that regret, from putting that fucking cake in my mouth? (gargling) Oh, is that a little bit of pepper? Great, I’ve smelled it. Can we drink nowww? Oooohhhhhhhhhhh. Just when we thought you were getting it right. You silly fucking piece of shit. Then what do you do then? Well, dingus, what you do is, is you put a little bit in your mouth. And then you spit it out! Nooooo, Broden! You see what he’s doing now, is he’s just exploring the flavours. He’s letting them wash over the different parts of his tongue. And who knows, even a little bit of umami. Oh I see yes okay. -Oh right.
-See what he’s doing there. Let’s join him. Get it? (horrific mouth sounds) Aw yeah? Get it got it good, that’s what my mum used to say. These fancy rich types are onto something. I tell you what I love my holiday house in Brighton. (laughter) (not talking properly) Basically, you just gotta spit it out and ahahahcpaa. Get it? Yeah, right, okay. These boys are onto something here. What a fucking dog cunt. I think he’s catching on! These boys are onto something with their fancy ways. And that’s how you do it. Now sometimes you’re not gonna have a bucket, but that doesn’t mean you should swallow it like a goddamn neanderthal. No no, I’ve got a little trick for you. -Yum!
-And then you spit it out! (high pitched laughter) This $30 bottle of wine is about respect. You gotta respect the wine, and that’s what you do with the $30 bottle of wine. And then you’re done. (laughter) Now, a lot of people think that a decanter doesn’t quite aerate a $30 bottle of wine just enough, but I’ll tell you what does: other people’s mouths. -Yum!
-And now we enjoy some wine. ♪ You know we belong together ♪ ♪ [unintelligible] forever ♪ ♪ No matter where you are ♪ ♪ You’re my shining star ♪ Guys, no, stop. -You piece of shit.
-Fuck…..fuck! Guys, stop! And now we can enjoy the $30 bottle of wine! -Ah.
-Oh. Careful. Don’t! Sorry, I’m drunk. I hope they put music to this. Yeah, of course they are. Otherwise we’ll just look fucking stupid.


Galahad Ortiz

Jun 6, 2017, 10:12 am Reply

Boys, what's wrong?

Leather Pants Guy

Jun 6, 2017, 1:30 am Reply

Mark at 1:57 oh my fucking god XD

Joshua Vince

Jun 6, 2017, 8:27 am Reply

I just took a shit….. watched it cool for 10 mins.  It was more entertaining than this.


Jul 7, 2017, 9:20 pm Reply

This is my favorite Aunty Donna sketch aside from Cresps


Jul 7, 2017, 9:34 pm Reply


licenseless rider

Jul 7, 2017, 8:51 am Reply

i wish i had 30 dollars to spend like you "alls-well-with-the-world" boys..

Mariah & Josiah

Jul 7, 2017, 6:36 am Reply

fuck I love this!

BH Jimmy

Sep 9, 2017, 11:16 pm Reply

"We've splashed out mate"


Stewart McConnell

Oct 10, 2017, 6:06 pm Reply

Broden and Zach's face at 04:38 makes it look like Mark wasn't meant to eat the cupcake, i love that so much


Nov 11, 2017, 12:59 am Reply

Would ask for a blooper reel, but the whole episode feels like one hahaha.


Nov 11, 2017, 4:01 am Reply

I legitimately hope that was actually wine.


Dec 12, 2017, 11:59 am Reply

That takes dedication holy shit


Dec 12, 2017, 12:01 pm Reply



Dec 12, 2017, 12:36 am Reply

This is their best video

Frugal Dank

Dec 12, 2017, 3:50 am Reply

Is this improve

Jongle Tongle

Jan 1, 2018, 4:31 pm Reply

this is dogme 95 cinema verité and i love it


Feb 2, 2018, 3:58 pm Reply

wtf happened earlier what that cupcake


Feb 2, 2018, 7:11 pm Reply

You guys are geniuses


Feb 2, 2018, 8:05 pm Reply

What’s a decunter?


Feb 2, 2018, 6:28 am Reply

fuck sediment


Feb 2, 2018, 9:38 pm Reply

Poor fuckin broden


Mar 3, 2018, 9:41 pm Reply

we not gonna talk about that kiss?

Nightmare Honour

Mar 3, 2018, 10:24 am Reply


Annabelle Evans

Apr 4, 2018, 4:39 am Reply

I love that they cracked up when he tried to eat the cupcake

Game * Tribe

Apr 4, 2018, 12:01 pm Reply

3:50, 5:14

Jeffrey Ferreira

Apr 4, 2018, 7:21 pm Reply

those two are on just about everything there is to be on… except alcohol i guess

Ethan G

May 5, 2018, 2:25 am Reply

having watched the outtakes first that made this all the better lol

Christian Luczejko

May 5, 2018, 8:42 am Reply

Broadens reaction to the cupcake hog. Priceless

Nirim Does Stuff

Jun 6, 2018, 12:08 am Reply

Zach’s laugh oml

Michael Evans

Jul 7, 2018, 11:08 am Reply

tf did i just watch​

Craig D

Jul 7, 2018, 10:59 pm Reply

its a $20 bottle


Jul 7, 2018, 10:11 pm Reply

Shoutouts to ZeroLenny


Jul 7, 2018, 7:43 am Reply

3:33 Dead


Aug 8, 2018, 9:31 pm Reply

Yo. What the actual fuck!!?

Bermuda Boy

Aug 8, 2018, 2:41 pm Reply

4:37 the guy on the right can’t stop the laughter


Aug 8, 2018, 9:23 pm Reply

you ever look at other animals and think "wtf are people doing?"

SirTeddy Ill

Aug 8, 2018, 5:35 am Reply

That was very possibly the most horrible thing I'v ever witnessed

Sketch Metch

Sep 9, 2018, 3:13 pm Reply

Fuck, I love aunty donna

Sketch Metch

Sep 9, 2018, 3:15 pm Reply

You can see as they get progressively more drunk


Sep 9, 2018, 1:27 pm Reply

2:37 is me
When I'm
Relying on the under funded
New start allowance,
I mean I started three new disieses and infections but I'm
A big Biggs dang nabbit big
And I kiss youomdah laps


Sep 9, 2018, 1:30 pm Reply

Ti gnirb Tnuc


Sep 9, 2018, 1:30 pm Reply


Nathan Hobday

Sep 9, 2018, 2:24 am Reply

These cunts are committed..

Jude Wojcik

Oct 10, 2018, 9:06 pm Reply

I can tell they had loads of fun making this


Oct 10, 2018, 4:22 pm Reply

W H A T ' S A D E c u n t E R . . .?


Oct 10, 2018, 7:11 pm Reply

at 6:40 i was like;
Noooo don't you fucking spit it into his mo-
then he fucking did it
omfgg roflll

Karl P

Oct 10, 2018, 10:26 am Reply


Just a Snake

Oct 10, 2018, 9:53 am Reply

These guys were definitely drunk while recording this

Just a Snake

Oct 10, 2018, 9:55 am Reply

4:45 "panst off"


Oct 10, 2018, 11:39 am Reply

0:17 Mark whinnying before he sets off on a gallop


Oct 10, 2018, 6:41 pm Reply



Nov 11, 2018, 11:24 pm Reply


Kirill Shilov

Nov 11, 2018, 6:57 am Reply

You guys are super sick

big gubba

Dec 12, 2018, 11:56 am Reply

i have been uncomfortable for the last 8 minutes.

nolat green

Jan 1, 2019, 7:17 am Reply

Who was brought here by zero lenny?

jack almighty

Jan 1, 2019, 10:30 pm Reply

Lada love it

julian goodman

Jan 1, 2019, 2:55 pm Reply

Holy shit. The clean up for this one must have been crazy. Carpet stains. Must have covered the floor in plastic or something


Jan 1, 2019, 6:07 am Reply

I'm glad I made this the first youtube video I watched on my birthday

Jamieson Shelton

Jan 1, 2019, 10:02 am Reply

I'm in tears

Logan Huntley

Feb 2, 2019, 12:20 am Reply

How have I never noticed Zach and Mark pulling away from a kiss at 1:58


Feb 2, 2019, 2:48 am Reply

that silence fucking killed me

Jason Sanders

Mar 3, 2019, 7:24 am Reply

another masterful piece of intellectual and mathematical comedy from the boys

Casey B

Mar 3, 2019, 5:51 pm Reply

What if they used a $7 bottle of wine for the sketch?

True VideoGamer93

Mar 3, 2019, 12:10 pm Reply

Zerolenny brought me here

Mama Luigi

Mar 3, 2019, 9:50 am Reply

liquid gold


Mar 3, 2019, 5:08 am Reply

(further, more performative, laughter) intensifies.

Anime foxy

Mar 3, 2019, 7:04 am Reply

Your videos always make me laugh and brighten my day ???


Apr 4, 2019, 2:34 am Reply

Whats that I smell, is that regret from putting the fucking cake in my mouth? LOL, I am dying!


Apr 4, 2019, 2:49 am Reply

I wish there was a behind the scenes for this


Apr 4, 2019, 2:07 pm Reply

You guys are fucked up in the head

William Turner

Apr 4, 2019, 6:05 pm Reply

Thank you for eating that burned cupcake. It was worth it. For us, the viewer.


Apr 4, 2019, 7:31 pm Reply

Holy shit that was hilarious. I’ve been watching you guys for around four years. It absolutely baffles me how few subscribers you guys have and how few people know of your group in the states!

Adolfin Himler

Apr 4, 2019, 1:30 am Reply

Happy half a million views boys

Imperator Salt

Apr 4, 2019, 8:41 am Reply

You don’t just swallow the wine like a common whore

Bloo 22

Apr 4, 2019, 11:41 pm Reply

it's not even that funny but I can't stop laughing, my teeth hurt


Apr 4, 2019, 5:03 am Reply

Me and a good friend watched this a while back guys and oh my god it SLAUGHTERED us.

It makes me wonder if more of Aus has the same crazy sense of humor?

That might be enough for me to come see the country someday.

Chloe Loffreda

Apr 4, 2019, 2:25 am Reply

This stressed me out


Apr 4, 2019, 5:49 am Reply

God, these boys are so wild. I love it.


Apr 4, 2019, 3:13 pm Reply

This is the 508,000 time watching this video and I love it. It reminds me of my parents!

Flynn Piper

Apr 4, 2019, 11:22 am Reply

This is the first time I’ve seen this and it fucking crying why has this taken me so long


Apr 4, 2019, 5:32 am Reply

2:03, 2:57, 3:32, and 7:27

Also 3:50

Sensei Raccoon

Apr 4, 2019, 9:10 am Reply

It got real weird 4 minutes and 30 seconds in


Apr 4, 2019, 3:27 pm Reply

lol, its like the Ozzie version of A Vodka Movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5p0QtJMKt1s

Whyolent D.K

May 5, 2019, 11:06 pm Reply

5:05 to 7:18 is one take and i find that so funny

Dylan Baptist

May 5, 2019, 12:46 pm Reply

This is both hilarious and disturbing to watch. Keep it up

Patrick Ryan

May 5, 2019, 10:44 am Reply

im doing this right now with my ice cream and milo

Naupe Naupe

Jun 6, 2019, 3:40 am Reply

This video terrifies me

Daniel Roper

Jun 6, 2019, 9:04 pm Reply

plot twist:

It was a $35 bottle of wine


Jun 6, 2019, 5:05 am Reply

make a wish fuckhead

Halen Ball-Vant

Jun 6, 2019, 8:46 am Reply

how tall is broden


Jul 7, 2019, 8:40 am Reply

This reminds me of a porno I watched once. However the wine was semen. I felt bad from beginning to end.


Jul 7, 2019, 10:05 am Reply

oh, my

Flame Werewolf

Jul 7, 2019, 4:46 pm Reply

6:47 did zach actually laugh or was it fake?

Haggard Blaggard

Jul 7, 2019, 12:10 am Reply

20 bottles of corner store piss were harmed during the making of this video.

Kucka G

Jul 7, 2019, 10:31 am Reply

*snorts wine *

Reuben Harrison

Jul 7, 2019, 11:04 am Reply

Now listen hear good idea dinosaur!

i think thats a good idea..

Basketbomber Slackingson

Jul 7, 2019, 9:35 pm Reply

Here cause ZeroLenny

Matthew Chalk

Aug 8, 2019, 3:48 am Reply

I watch or listen to this video whenever I'm sad

Always brightens up my day!

Raven Frost

Aug 8, 2019, 8:52 pm Reply

Trying to tell that one person in the group what to do for the 1000th time: 2:00


Aug 8, 2019, 11:52 pm Reply

they got wine on my keyboard

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