Hamm’s Beer Review. Your Least Favorite Uncles Favorite Camp Lager.

By Brian Lemay 100 comments


Campsite rules are different than rules at
the house. If your out of soap or a rag isn’t near
by a good old scrape of the fingernail, and a wipe on your shirt is all you need to clean
that spoon. And if you need water, it’s ok your spit
is sterile and the water pump is at least 20 feet away. Look it up. And you’re pretty sure you washed your hands
after the bathroom right? Oh you only peed, you’re good. Then there’s the rule about drinking. At home I believe noon is the preferred rule. Or 5pm if you’re a church goer, or you have
to pick up the kids. The campsite rule allows you to grab a beer
basically at any time as long as you check your phone first, your wife and kid are out
swimming, then tell yourself normally you wouldn’t but you’re camping right? Now to find a clean glass- so people walking
to the shitter don’t see you drinking directly out of the can labeled Hamm’s. It’s ok to use water here because you’re
not sure what this was used for. Now normally when someone see’s you drinking
a can of Hamm’s there’a an immediate follow up of oh I didn’t know that was still around. Alright let’s get to the pour. Hamm’s is an American adjunct lager, which
is Beer Advocate for a low flavor American yellow beer. It’s made by Coors, and has an alcohol by
volume of 4.6%. It pours a nice golden yellow… clear and
with moderate carbonation. The foam is like you would find in a bubble
bath at home. It dissipates in a few minutes if you wait
around that long. The smell is that grainy processed General
Mills corn flakes. You know like America. A very mildly sweet smell, a light yeastiness
some malts maybe. What about that taste. Just a light sip because it’s still a little
early. Best I can remember like corn flakes, but
ones with chemical sweetner. No real strong hops to speak of , but a little
bit of watery fruit juice. If you can stomach which is another word for
enjoy a natural light you can really enjoy this. The mouth feel, coming back to bubble baths,
lightly soapy- just light enough to add some flavor and a bite of dry carbonation. Now you might have noticed I payed off the
beer reviews for a few weeks, and if my timing is correct my last beer review today, finally
made it to 1000 reviews. Thanks internet! Also good news, it seems a beer company has
noticed all of my mediocre work and decided it would be a good idea to send me a Paulenrer
to review. Which is German. And if I didn’t pronounce that properly,
I’m sure I’ll have it down before I do that one. If you like this sort of review, and you probably
don’t- subscribe to my channel. Give this video a thumbs up, because maybe
you need to do something to even out cutting in front of the old lady at the liquor store. Leave a comment, thanks for watching.

100 Comments

Snake Plissken

Jul 7, 2018, 7:49 pm Reply

When I was 5, mistook my grandmother's beer for apple juice, and took a big, healthy swig.
I've hated that bad apple juice ever since.

Thomas Mc.Nostril

Jul 7, 2018, 7:57 pm Reply

Thirst!

Jul 7, 2018, 8:03 pm Reply

This stuff has always tasted suspiciously similar to Miller High Life; porta-potty/urinal cake aftertaste and all. I had falsely assumed that Miller made it. Any way, here is the recipe for a summer favorite. The North Lawrence Iced Tea: Combine 1 Hamms Beer, 1 Lemon Wedge, Ice and a Mason Jar in a semi competent fashion and repeat until you no longer feel like crossing the bridge onto Mass Street for the night's festivities. Maybe it should be called the weekend ruiner?

Troy Wheatley

Jul 7, 2018, 8:08 pm Reply

Im down with campsite rules, i need to camp more often

Flip Flops (of Doom)

Jul 7, 2018, 8:13 pm Reply

YouTube sent me a notification for this. Kinda odd because I unsubscribed on this account. After I clicked the video a survey on how pleased I was with the notification popped up.
I guess it means they are trying new ways to push channels and this one isn't being ignored. Just thought I'd let you know since I have never seen it happen before.
I watch your videos on another account, I heard that subscribers that dont watch vids in 24hrs 48hrs and 2 weeks hurt how often a video is shared.

Phil

Jul 7, 2018, 8:16 pm Reply

Will you please baton in your next beer review?

Micah Davis

Jul 7, 2018, 8:21 pm Reply

I almost didn’t give a like because YouTube decided to play a shitty SNL sketch about beer after it but that’s not your fault.

the plastic desert

Jul 7, 2018, 8:26 pm Reply

You had me at pee coloured.

NotTooSuckyReviews

Jul 7, 2018, 8:29 pm Reply

Engage!

Nitedub

Jul 7, 2018, 8:36 pm Reply

Hamm's: Deliciously Diet Coors

Joseph Kasperek

Jul 7, 2018, 8:41 pm Reply

Awesome bro I told you in my previous comment not to stop I like them I like the part with the straw to congrats bro

Joe Dirt

Jul 7, 2018, 8:51 pm Reply

I like that stealthy look around to make sure the nagging wife doesn't see you.

Glen Williams

Jul 7, 2018, 9:09 pm Reply

Another great review of something I hope to try in the next ten minutes. Hopefully I’ll change my mind before I get to the store. lol

Christian Garcia

Jul 7, 2018, 9:26 pm Reply

Tipsy

Reciprocity Law

Jul 7, 2018, 9:27 pm Reply

We need a bracket going here. Hamm’s vs Busch; Rainer vs Mickey’s ; Natural Lt Ice vs Icehouse, etc.

alittleolder

Jul 7, 2018, 9:40 pm Reply

Honestly I only drank Beer age 15-18. Then like nothing till 35 and then I somehow decided to become an alcoholic.. was that at 33 well doesn't matter. As for Beers though. Haven't had one in over 20 years. There is an American Store in Vienna. Should I check out an american Beer? They are a lot weaker than ours but the taste is supposed to be nice. I would love to check an american beer. What do you need to pronounce in German? Let me know. Great review bet.

Steve H

Jul 7, 2018, 9:46 pm Reply

My Dad loved Hamms…wow Coors paid for that recipe?

marshalllaw123

Jul 7, 2018, 9:57 pm Reply

Ah Hammy, so many college memories lost to it's charms. I love Paulaner btw.

Pizzaxbandit

Jul 7, 2018, 10:07 pm Reply

Dont need to wash your hands if you sit down to pee. Think about it

SailfishSoundSystem

Jul 7, 2018, 10:09 pm Reply

My phone doesn't work in the mountains, so I can drink whenever. Usually bourbon, so I can spit on the fire and recreate the scene from Red Dawn.

mrblauer1

Jul 7, 2018, 10:13 pm Reply

My drinking daze are over, but I do enjoy these reviews. Hamm's beer is no longer made in St. Paul MN, but Cold Spring Beer is still made in Cold Spring MN. I grew up on a farm not to far from there. Oddly, the first time I drank Cold Spring Premium was at Mr. Whitekeys bar in Anchorage Alaska.

Dingle Dangus

Jul 7, 2018, 10:19 pm Reply

if you ever got your hands on a can of Emu Export, I'd watch that review a thousand times myself.

BornIn1500

Jul 7, 2018, 10:20 pm Reply

Spit is sterile?? So why did I still get herpes from that hooker?

Jkriswiener

Jul 7, 2018, 10:25 pm Reply

Way to go bro! Free beer! Glad to see all the work pay off

Trevor 87

Jul 7, 2018, 10:29 pm Reply

Who doesn’t like beer and knives!

Todd Holmes

Jul 7, 2018, 10:30 pm Reply

Check your phone first.. make sure no one's looking.. lol

lerch400block

Jul 7, 2018, 11:37 pm Reply

??

JoeyJoe

Jul 7, 2018, 11:38 pm Reply

I wouldnt even buttchug , Hamms. Thats how bad it is.

b ach

Jul 7, 2018, 12:15 am Reply

The good thing about pissin is you don't need to wash your hands when you're done, you just need to dry them.

SpyderHeel

Jul 7, 2018, 12:43 am Reply

Are Schlitz & Grain Belt up next?

Tim Nobody

Jul 7, 2018, 12:49 am Reply

Bravo. Well done.

Josh Doty

Jul 7, 2018, 1:00 am Reply

Used to get a case of this for $2.50 at the PX. Well maybe maybe not $2.50. ????

waffles

Jul 7, 2018, 1:19 am Reply

if it isn't at least 80 proof i won't touch it. and if the sun is up somewhere on the globe you are okay to drink

Timothy Miller

Jul 7, 2018, 1:40 am Reply

The beer looks just like my bubble baths, color of the water included.

N1ght3d

Jul 7, 2018, 1:49 am Reply

Beer!!!

Steve B

Jul 7, 2018, 2:03 am Reply

Cool

I—Theist

Jul 7, 2018, 2:13 am Reply

Dude, I don’t think I’d want to camp with ye. Also, I don’t drink anymore, cause it always gibs me a head ache.

sngx1304

Jul 7, 2018, 2:17 am Reply

Ball Jar!

Spike Bachman

Jul 7, 2018, 2:23 am Reply

I drink and like Hamm’s because it reminds me of my childhood. Go watch old 70’s Hamm’s commercials — they directly targeted children. I guess it worked!

Mr. Morris

Jul 7, 2018, 2:42 am Reply

No bear? No forrest? No cartoons? WORST HAMMS review ever. Hang your eHead in eShame. ….SHAAAAAAAAAAME

Chris Allison

Jul 7, 2018, 2:47 am Reply

Another rule of camping is that food and beer tastes way better when you're camping.

Dave Maez

Jul 7, 2018, 3:05 am Reply

Wow. Your reviews of "shitty American golden lagers" (AKA the beer the entire world prefers (except Ireland)) are amazing. I've never put so much effort into identifying the flavors and am grateful that you do. Comedy aside, your beer reviews are actually fantastic. Thanks, bro.

Max Ford

Jul 7, 2018, 3:06 am Reply

"Land of sky blue waters, waters"

13BRAVO REDLEG

Jul 7, 2018, 3:14 am Reply

When I was in the Army, American Airlines served Pauliner beer on the international flight. That was in 1988.
It must of been cheap beer because the stewardess gave me a whole case when we landed in Chicago!

Seth Brakke

Jul 7, 2018, 3:30 am Reply

Ahh yes, a Hamm sandwich, one of life’s true pleasures! Great vid.

Panther Bladerunner

Jul 7, 2018, 3:37 am Reply

Bro, when I saw the title to this video, I only read, “Favorite Camp Lager.” I thought it was a Wingman video about a CRKT fixed blade. Instead, I saw that it was a video about ancient Roman sewers. I say, “Kudos, brah.” Hamm it up.

Travis Hunt

Jul 7, 2018, 4:32 am Reply

??

Ordinary everyday guy

Jul 7, 2018, 4:49 am Reply

You said "adjunct." Extra style points for you.

Blake Grendel

Jul 7, 2018, 5:10 am Reply

Wtf. You're old busthead literally has 1k views. Well done

Blake Grendel

Jul 7, 2018, 5:10 am Reply

Also glad review is back

badmongo

Jul 7, 2018, 5:12 am Reply

You fuking rock!! keep em coming

wpro3

Jul 7, 2018, 5:33 am Reply

Stroh’s beer next if you get a chance. Their must be a reason Detroiters swear by it

Lars Buskkraft

Jul 7, 2018, 6:13 am Reply

Ahhh.. love camping. Paulaner is best served in a tall Paulaner glas, but I'm sure that peanut butter jar of yours will do just fine.

[deleted]

Jul 7, 2018, 6:38 am Reply

Beer is good.

[deleted]

Jul 7, 2018, 7:03 am Reply

Member berries this cartoon ? …classic https://youtu.be/mUUKN9NPfqA

Ward Fenton

Jul 7, 2018, 7:43 am Reply

Time to go ham on some Hamm and slam some fried Spam, fam.

Allan Loos

Jul 7, 2018, 11:30 am Reply

What if you cut the bear cans open with a knife next time?

Chuckles470 S

Jul 7, 2018, 12:11 pm Reply

Awww yes the time check rule. ?

Tyler Vohs

Jul 7, 2018, 12:33 pm Reply

You should review different brands of ranch dressing. Get all those clicks!

Silent Thunder Ordnance

Jul 7, 2018, 3:40 pm Reply

Not just reviews anymore, more of a lifestyle channel…… you know if your lifestyle is cutting things and drinking the #4 top beer for pedophiles.

Dale Carpenter

Jul 7, 2018, 5:26 pm Reply

If you never have an Olymia you haven't missed anything

Dale Carpenter

Jul 7, 2018, 5:28 pm Reply

I never (almost never ) drink before 10:00 ! Unless I never stopped from the day before ! Camping no rules !

Farakh Masood

Jul 7, 2018, 7:19 pm Reply

Great Beer review, judging by the sweat on your brow, you put a great deal of effort into this one brother, or it was hot as hell? Either way, I liked it. You stay classy now, ya hear. Cheers

FlamQ Dbltap

Jul 7, 2018, 12:41 am Reply

Sucking up the puddle with a chunk of fuel line. ? That’s ADVANCED BRO.

Izy Joseph

Jul 7, 2018, 12:46 am Reply

MORE BEER REVIEWS ?

Sublyme

Jul 7, 2018, 1:09 am Reply

"The trailer's yours for half an hour, son, and there's some Hamm's in the fridge. Tell your prom date I said hi."

-Mom

RookerRoo343P

Jul 7, 2018, 4:30 am Reply

Best German beer IMO, Augustiner’s Edelstoff. Actually, it’s the best damn beer I’ve ever had.
When I lived in The Netherlands, my favorite Dutch beer was Alfa’s pilsner.
Simple beer makes me calm, and I lose count easier.

GT Steel

Jul 7, 2018, 4:50 am Reply

God bless you

Rust-O

Jul 7, 2018, 10:53 am Reply

My buddy is a Hamm’s kind of guy. Not even whist camping… just, you know, daily and frequently. He is a raging alcoholic and also not really my friend anymore for this and other reasons.

That aside…

I now refer to things that are not so good as “Sub-Hamms-ual” thanks to him. So at least I now have this because of him.

c k

Jul 7, 2018, 10:38 pm Reply

It smells like cheerios breath.

not

Jul 7, 2018, 5:58 am Reply

Beer is fucking gay

Happy Trails to Brews

Jul 7, 2018, 4:46 pm Reply

LOL! Cracked me up! Yumm….corn flakes

Nick Kaz

Jul 7, 2018, 4:32 pm Reply

Great video Bro!

Joshua Romero

Jul 7, 2018, 12:57 am Reply

Out of all the hamms reviews this one was the best! Everyone else try’s to make it something it’s not!

Shelley Raskin

Aug 8, 2018, 8:09 pm Reply

They use flaked maize to reduce the amount of actual grain, hence it gets the sugar needed for fermentation but without the depth of flavour and colour that grain imparts. Grain costs more.

royan thegoat

Aug 8, 2018, 12:23 am Reply

series question tryna get hammered tonight, what beer should i get ?

The Clueless Geologist

Sep 9, 2018, 3:19 am Reply

Bought 60 cans of that stuff for my four day canoe trip with two other guys last spring. It was all gone after three days. It’s good stuff and really cheap.

ORflycaster

Oct 10, 2018, 3:04 am Reply

Hamm's is my favorite lawnmower beer.

Rayson Rockwell

Nov 11, 2018, 2:41 am Reply

I'm drinking Hamm's right now. Reminds me of Miller high life.

Jeffrey Ponting

Nov 11, 2018, 4:58 am Reply

Where do you find this stuff in Ohio area? I got some in The St Pauls Nc area at Wally world when I was staying in a motel.

Philip Kuhl

Nov 11, 2018, 2:47 am Reply

while drinking a hamms, hamms down best hamms review

Ken Evans

Nov 11, 2018, 11:43 pm Reply

I can’t stop watching your videos. Fucking hilarious!!! I think I love the beer reviews more.

madmusial

Dec 12, 2018, 6:49 pm Reply

Beer Review Marathon at work. Woot Woot

names’ chink, chinky spicster

Dec 12, 2018, 12:40 pm Reply

luckily when people see you grab one at 9 am enough they just get used to it. humans are so adaptable they eventually think they are the weird one for waiting till 12

Wintermute CRB

Jan 1, 2019, 6:16 pm Reply

30 cans for $12. Love it

406 Bullrider

Feb 2, 2019, 6:51 am Reply

First beer I ever got drunk off of.

Christian Thompson

Feb 2, 2019, 5:24 am Reply

Didn't want this video to end lol

Chris Brennan

Mar 3, 2019, 11:03 am Reply

Hamm's gave me a sore through when I drank it 25 years ago when I was in high school

Yøung Trill

Apr 4, 2019, 1:26 am Reply

Murica

madtownangler

Apr 4, 2019, 4:39 am Reply

I would be the malt likka and brandy Uncle. But I take them fishing on the river with grandpa.

Squire Muldoon

Jun 6, 2019, 1:16 am Reply

I think this might be "better" super cold and drunk straight off the can so you don't taste much of it. I really enjoyed this review by the way, Im going out to buy a can of it.

Quantum Mechanic

Jul 7, 2019, 4:39 pm Reply

Good ole Hamms – Schlitz (shitz) and Pabst Blue Ribbon . It got a Blue Ribbon for the worst hangover one can possibly imagine . Kinda like a Vietnamese prostitute beating the shit out of you with a baseball bat because you want your money back .
Speaking of Laos 1972 ? = Try a #7 beer made from pure Mekong Delta river water . We used to dig a 5 foot deep hole in the ground lined with wet burlap . The results you ask ?
You get a 60 degree "cold" beer which reminds you of why you were dumb enough to enlist . Don't forget those non filter Lucky Strikes and Old Gold cigarettes . It makes the ants on your dick feel like love bites .
Thanks for this video Knife Bro .

JP Stone

Jul 7, 2019, 1:42 am Reply

Well done, bro.
I teared-up a bit towards the end, well- after the beer was gone. We should (pretend) to enjoy these beers out of RESPECT for our fathers, uncles and other flatulent relatives that "showed us the way" in our youth.

dieselphiend

Jul 7, 2019, 12:44 am Reply

Can we get a silent review in which you attempt to use nothing but physical mannerisms to convey the story?

al brokenomoney

Aug 8, 2019, 1:43 am Reply

Ya forgot to flip the can before popn the top.

Eli Sack

Oct 10, 2019, 5:05 pm Reply

I have scars on my body as a result of Hamm’s. Cheers.

Wayne Atkinson

Nov 11, 2019, 1:24 am Reply

It's good especially for the price.

MelancoliaI

Dec 12, 2019, 6:48 am Reply

Hamm's is everyone's uncle's beer, but watching you leave that jar un-tilted whilst you pour was painful to watch

Jason Orosco

Dec 12, 2019, 6:06 am Reply

very accurate review

Sheez Nutz

Dec 12, 2019, 1:03 am Reply

Just tried my first Hamm's! Not too bad for $6 a 12 pack! I think I'll be having Hamm's and eggs for breakfast at camp next year

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