Green Beer (You Suck at Cooking) Episode 87

By Brian Lemay 100 comments

A long long time ago in Ireland, everyone was sad because it rained all the time. The people went to St.Patrick, which was his birth name and said: “Can you make the rain go away?” He was like “nah, but I can make it more tolerable.” So he invented beer. So people drank beer and noticed rain less and were like, “Yeah, this is great!” And St. Patrick was like, “By the way, f*** the Druids, they don’t even write.” *PEW* And people were like, *drunken mumbling* Then St. Patrick invented the clover and people were so drunk they thought they can make it to the end of the rainbow and something about leprechauns. I don’t usually celebrate St. Patrick’s Day, even though I’ve got half Irish blood. I don’t mean I’m half Irish, I mean I get a transfusion every week just to keep me extra feisty. [speaking foreign language (sorry I don’t understand it)] The first step to making green beer is to add some food coloring, and then add beer. (Pretty simple, right?) ♫ Outro Music ♫
Happy St. Patrick’s day everybody!


You Suck At Cooking

Mar 3, 2019, 2:40 pm Reply

Tweet the Beer
Facebook the Beer:


Mar 3, 2019, 11:27 pm Reply

You should do a face reveal at 2 million


Mar 3, 2019, 8:26 am Reply

ngl I'm lowkey mad


Mar 3, 2019, 2:54 am Reply

Just to keep the update schedule in check you know? 😂


Mar 3, 2019, 3:26 am Reply

Too hard I just drank the green food coloring.


Mar 3, 2019, 4:32 am Reply

I was half expecting some type of space magic, but no just green food coloring.

Trixie boi

Mar 3, 2019, 4:58 am Reply

When will we get face reveal

Jons Workbench

Mar 3, 2019, 2:31 pm Reply

I don't get the food coloring part…

Tab Tab Team

Mar 3, 2019, 11:54 pm Reply

is the hat on the ladybug photoshopped? i legit can't tell

Alex Yang

Mar 3, 2019, 2:53 am Reply

l do not get 0:18 to 0:22,who can give me the subtitle of it?Thank you


Mar 3, 2019, 12:00 pm Reply

I actually am Irish and Italian. What a neat coincidence. Good stuff

Amer Sehmi

Mar 3, 2019, 12:33 pm Reply

Honestly I don't know what I expected


Mar 3, 2019, 1:26 am Reply



Mar 3, 2019, 1:26 am Reply

I didn't know I needed a ladybug in a leprechaun hat. Blessed.

kristofer hess

Mar 3, 2019, 1:50 am Reply

You should do an episode on real pizza!!


Mar 3, 2019, 4:29 am Reply

Are you Jackfilms?

oh hi mark

Mar 3, 2019, 1:01 pm Reply

Next time please make dick cheese


Mar 3, 2019, 8:43 pm Reply

thank you

Who Am You

Mar 3, 2019, 9:12 pm Reply



Mar 3, 2019, 11:24 pm Reply

Is the robot coming back?it's spring

Bradley Buck

Apr 4, 2019, 4:15 am Reply

Instructions unclear, blood in beer in my ass and an Ireland in my beer

sara land

Apr 4, 2019, 3:19 am Reply

Do deviled eggs!!!! please


Apr 4, 2019, 11:03 am Reply

0/10 no onion mentioned and no wang jangler spotted

Lovely Doggy

Apr 4, 2019, 7:17 am Reply

It’s funny how He’s making sure the animation isn’t too similar to Sam o nella.

Cus I swear the god it’s the same dam guy!!!

valerio costa

Apr 4, 2019, 4:41 pm Reply

L'altra metà del mio sangue è italiana per rendermi un pappagante

Alex Moreno

Apr 4, 2019, 3:22 am Reply

I have strep throat


Apr 4, 2019, 5:41 pm Reply

Oh ok

Olivia Atkins

Apr 4, 2019, 12:01 am Reply

Face reveal?

Solomon Casado

Apr 4, 2019, 7:57 am Reply

0:23 is so funny

Solomon Casado

Apr 4, 2019, 7:57 am Reply

0:23 is so funny


Apr 4, 2019, 3:38 pm Reply

I'm glad I delayed watching this video until I had more time

Aditya Prabhakar

Apr 4, 2019, 3:36 am Reply

What the fuck do I do with my onion on three-fundo?


Apr 4, 2019, 7:20 pm Reply

Sangue italiano? I knew there was a reason why I liked you…

– BigBobbyBranch –

Apr 4, 2019, 10:34 am Reply

Aww the ladybug

Diego Castañeda

Apr 4, 2019, 8:03 pm Reply

Is he Sam o' nella?

Joegen Lo

Apr 4, 2019, 10:38 am Reply

HAHAHAHA Damn this channel….


Apr 4, 2019, 4:31 pm Reply

This is very difficult. 1 star


Apr 4, 2019, 10:39 am Reply

You Don’t Own The Rainbow

Davis Schina

Apr 4, 2019, 6:04 pm Reply

You got italian blood transfusion to cook better.

Marry Ham

Apr 4, 2019, 11:00 pm Reply

moral of the story…the white things on ladybugs heads aren't actually their eyes

Bobbyman500 The Second

Apr 4, 2019, 4:49 pm Reply

Thank you for this nice history lesson.

John Gaquin

Apr 4, 2019, 5:25 pm Reply

I am Irish and that origin story at the beginning is true

Prickly Pear

Apr 4, 2019, 12:08 am Reply

Please remember that the green food coloring dilutes the beer, so expect to have to drink more of it!


Apr 4, 2019, 11:11 am Reply

Il tuo italiano 😍

Alexzander Kay

Apr 4, 2019, 6:35 am Reply

I must suck at cooking if I had to watch this video.

Mason 214

May 5, 2019, 2:21 am Reply

What dont you understand?? After the part were you get blood

Jt Ts

May 5, 2019, 9:31 pm Reply

This is too complicated

Cutie Cat5

May 5, 2019, 10:12 pm Reply

St. Patricks day is my cat’s birthday

Alyssa Sinlong

May 5, 2019, 2:05 pm Reply

Omg I literally like think this is my favorite video

Puppeteers/GTA 5 Roleplays

May 5, 2019, 6:21 pm Reply

This was the hardest one yet

Bob Johnson

May 5, 2019, 4:21 am Reply



May 5, 2019, 7:37 am Reply

"and people were like 'eh fehmenhehuh'" 0:21

Mineslof Cat

May 5, 2019, 1:49 am Reply

The ladybug with the hat is so gosh dang adorable!

Ozan Özdemir

May 5, 2019, 4:32 pm Reply

You are great man


May 5, 2019, 6:52 pm Reply

Definitely better than buzzfeed.

Interwebs User

May 5, 2019, 10:31 pm Reply

Did Sam O' Nella sponsor this

aiden foster

May 5, 2019, 2:56 am Reply

A long time ago, way back in history,
when all there was to drink was nothin but cups of tea.
Along came a man by the name of Charlie Mops,
and he invented a wonderful drink and he made it out of hops.

He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
and to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer
tiddly beer beer beer.

The Curtis bar, the James' Pub, the Hole in the Wall as well
one thing you can be sure of, its Charlie's beer they sell
so all ye lads a lasses at eleven O'clock ye stop
for five short seconds, remember Charlie Mops 1 2 3 4 5

He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
and to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer
tiddly beer beer beer.

A barrel of malt, a bushel of hops, you stir it around with a stick,
the kind of lubrication to make your engine tick.
40 pints of wallop a day will keep away the quacks.
Its only eight pence hapenny and one and six in tax, 1 2 3 4 5

He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
and to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer
tiddly beer beer beer.

The Lord bless Charlie Mops!

Carne Lobo

Jun 6, 2019, 8:06 am Reply

I'm concerned with how similar now that I think about it Sam O'Nella and YSAC sound, that skit at the beginning really made me hear it hard since it was weirdly reminiscient of Sam.

ct -5555

Jun 6, 2019, 8:15 am Reply

Bean dip

Nicola Cavallini

Jun 6, 2019, 6:55 pm Reply

That outro with the wonderful GarageBand piano loops 😂😂😂

_Skittles _

Jun 6, 2019, 3:35 pm Reply

You suck at drawing too

Lol jk

mlg wolves

Jun 6, 2019, 11:51 pm Reply

Favorite episode

Dead Gorgon

Jun 6, 2019, 4:38 pm Reply

Can we have him.have his own cooking show? Pls?

KrispyCream –

Jun 6, 2019, 4:46 pm Reply


Gart Mcart

Jun 6, 2019, 10:50 pm Reply

0:21 I am laughing so hard and I don't know why

Bo Webber ~ The Original Web-Head

Jun 6, 2019, 11:03 am Reply

I'd like to see more blood transfusion recipes.


Jun 6, 2019, 1:29 pm Reply

This was st. Patrick day not april fools


Jun 6, 2019, 7:58 pm Reply

It was saint Patrick's day when I traveled to canada/new York and I came out of hotel room to see a whole family partying and the next day they were all sleeping in the main room drunk lmao

Viki L

Jun 6, 2019, 8:36 am Reply

The history of St Patrick you just narrated is extremely accurate

Georgie Mckenzie

Jun 6, 2019, 4:54 pm Reply

Okay so for a second i genuinely thought that he had made a mini hat for the ladybug.


Jun 6, 2019, 5:39 am Reply

True story of beer


Jun 6, 2019, 5:20 pm Reply

Nice recipe


Jun 6, 2019, 8:23 am Reply

Dude I notice your hands here looked softer than they are on your previous videos. What is the secret?


Jun 6, 2019, 2:21 pm Reply

Guys can you say "ehhuuwuaa" all at once…

unknown gamer

Jun 6, 2019, 5:37 am Reply

This is truly the most complex recipe ever made


Jun 6, 2019, 3:26 pm Reply

oh i love your voice so much. it’s so calming


Jul 7, 2019, 1:45 am Reply

Tá tú ag tarraing ag cócaireacht yeah tú tarraing go hiomlán!

Enrique Rodriguez G

Jul 7, 2019, 9:43 am Reply

That was so short! Omg


Jul 7, 2019, 4:37 am Reply


Agnes Sterner Allén

Jul 7, 2019, 12:04 pm Reply

I always do this for Halloween and call it a witch's brew

Jaden Allbert

Jul 7, 2019, 10:28 am Reply

Someone make a new version with the script in the description

Amin Farshi

Jul 7, 2019, 7:09 pm Reply

Imagine a video narrated by this guy with music composed by Bill wurts designed by Jack stauber and written by don't hug me I'm scared… I just want that video


Jul 7, 2019, 4:47 am Reply

The outro is back!

Coconut Jam

Jul 7, 2019, 10:53 am Reply

Lmao i didnt expect food colouring and beer i thought it will be beer and food colouring

Yummy Plushies

Jul 7, 2019, 1:32 am Reply

that ladybug is a drunk Irishman crawling home after going to the pub

william badovinac

Jul 7, 2019, 3:02 pm Reply

When YSAC productions chant "you suck at cooking…" is they singing about me? Us? Ladybugs? Green beer drinkers are simply because they trust anything served on freezer paper with potatoes, boiled beef and sticky gravy garnished with clover derivatives.


Aug 8, 2019, 7:35 am Reply

I knew what was coming and still laughed extremely hard.

Dillon Emerson

Aug 8, 2019, 4:14 pm Reply

cant tell if the photoshop is good or bad and its stressing me out

Gage Pendergast

Aug 8, 2019, 5:31 am Reply

Gotta love the premade garageband piano loops XD

Cyclone Rowan

Aug 8, 2019, 11:27 am Reply

I am Irish and indeed the intro is true


Sep 9, 2019, 7:53 am Reply



Sep 9, 2019, 4:25 am Reply

the snakes! WHAt about the snakes!?!?!


Sep 9, 2019, 4:18 pm Reply

I wanna see you do documentaries

Kill me Hoe

Sep 9, 2019, 3:36 pm Reply

He can draw hands better them mostly who are watching this and me….

Spencer Baxter54

Oct 10, 2019, 12:56 am Reply

Instructions unclear, made the Irish angrier at me.


Oct 10, 2019, 4:30 am Reply

The piano melody at the end is the best! You could make a music stream someday, like Jaiden Animations, before her face reveal she never showed us her face, and were still able to play piano (she was celebrating her 1,000,000 subscriptions) and you just need fingers to play instruments, unless they are wind instruments.


Oct 10, 2019, 6:50 pm Reply

The description under the video is about 10x the length if the script for the video lol

la la

Nov 11, 2019, 10:40 am Reply

So this video is basically about how beer was invented

Ashton Nerd

Nov 11, 2019, 12:11 am Reply

I totally missed this episode

Asil Anom

Nov 11, 2019, 6:21 pm Reply

I never got the notification for this but I'm glad I found it 8 months later (':

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