Gabriel “Fluffy” Iglesias Ordered A Fosters Beer In Australia | Netflix Is A Joke

By Brian Lemay 100 comments


– Out of all the countries I performed in, my favorite country outside
of home, is Australia. And I’ll tell you why. Australia, much like us in America, has its list of priorities. You know what’s not on their list? Political correctness. They do not care about your feelings. It’s like a country full of Daves. (audience laughing) Believe it or not, it’s very refreshing to be around such a large group of people who speak their mind so freely. And if you know that before you go there, you’re gonna have an amazing time. But if you don’t know
that and you show up, it is a culture shock and a half because I showed up and I didn’t know. Everybody says you gotta see the beaches and I went to the beach. I had people coming up to me. “Hey, somebody help me get
him back in the water.” (audience laughing) “Right there, big fella. “Look at you right there. “Oh, look! He’s moving, he’s moving. “He’s moving. “He’s crying. “He’s crying. “I bet it tastes like gravy.” (audience laughing) It’s not bullying if everyone does it. Yeah, that being said, I’m in Australia, Sydney, Australia at the Opera House. For me, it was one of
the most iconic places I’ve ever got to perform in. It was bucket list, definitely. After the show, I wanted to
go hang out with some Aussies and see what that was like. I’m hanging out at a pub. First things first, Australian people do not drink Fosters beer. That’s an American thing. They don’t drink that over there. I tried ordering one to fit
in, didn’t go over well. (audience laughing) Bartender looked at me. “Hey, you like the taste of piss, do ya?” (audience laughing) Okay, don’t order that again. So I’m hanging out with these two Aussies and we’re drinking a rum called Bundaberg. At first glance, it looks
like a Coca-Cola bottle because there’s a polar bear on the front, and then you drink it and
you’re like, that’s not Coke. (audience laughing) As we’re talking, a third Australian
joined the conversation, and he sounded a little bit
different from the other two. He had more of a raspy voice. More like, “All right, yeah mate! “Yeah, all right!” He sounded like a drunk pirate underwater. (audience laughing) These two guys didn’t like him, so they called him a name and they left and now it’s just me and drunk pirate. We’re talking about life, life in America, life in Australia, talking about our differences. He tells me that he’s a
professional knife maker. He’s showing me how it’s done. He’s showing me pictures. We wind up polishing off
three bottles of this rum and drunk wasn’t even the right
word to describe our level. My tour manager, Ryan, he comes up to me and he
says, Gabe time to go. And I look at Ryan and I’m like, but Ryan! I just met a friend and he makes knives. And they look pretty. (audience laughing) My tour manager always
know how to talk to me no matter what condition I’m in. If I’m drunk, he knows
better than to talk to me like I’m an adult. He talks to me like I’m two. (audience laughing) He looks at me and he says, “Hey buddy. (audience laughing) “You hungry?” (audience laughing) “Well listen, if we don’t leave right now, “they’re gonna close McDonald’s “and you’re gonna have
to eat at the airport.” (audience laughing) “I gotta go.” “Hey mate, if you gotta go, you gotta go. “No worries.” And he goes to shake my hand and when he shook my hand, he put his personal pocket
knife that he made in my hand as a gift. “That’s for you mate. “Thanks for being nice.” “Thank you! “Thank you! “I’mma cut cheeseburgers with this.” (audience laughing)

100 Comments

Charles Merrill

Dec 12, 2019, 5:12 pm Reply

My roomate had been in the navy for 9yrs. Aboard aircraft carriers his very favorite port to visit was in Australia. He said as soon as you were allowed your leave time the country was beautiful the beer was a plenty and Austrailian women absolutely adored American sailors because Americans bought them things and talked nice to them. He said he got laid every single time he was in Australia. Apparently Australian men can be a bit rash and don't dote over their women as much. So for Fluffy to tell this story it's very believable and funny. Fluffy is one of the greatest comedians to live in the last 100yrs. Humility and humble make a great human and he has experienced both.

tim72184

Dec 12, 2019, 5:34 pm Reply

Annnd he has about five years to live.

Human finisher

Dec 12, 2019, 5:40 pm Reply

That Ausie accent reminded me of ozzy man!
Anybody else??

por?pendejos!

Dec 12, 2019, 6:52 pm Reply

Australia loves Latinos and arw nice people
I should say Sydney, Melbourne is like Berkley dirty a d bunch of loser kids

Ibn X

Dec 12, 2019, 8:02 pm Reply

Eh

Kingdomruler10

Dec 12, 2019, 9:43 pm Reply

Airport security let you take that knife?

Gas Station Sushi

Dec 12, 2019, 10:23 pm Reply

Good stuff.

aa dd

Dec 12, 2019, 10:26 pm Reply

Us has always been a pc country…… Remember when you cannot show black or hispanic people in tv because it wasn't politically correct???.. or everybody had to smoke in movies????…

frederic rike

Dec 12, 2019, 10:34 pm Reply

they may not drink Foster's in Oz, but they have a pup in BrizVegas (Brisbane) that has 400 beers on tap- and "Stalians" who will lead you there and fall down laughing when the 6% beer wipes your 3% "Merican butt out! Great place, wonderful people- hope I get to go back- there are still 378 beers left to sample!FR

EStuder32 Anthony Wayne

Dec 12, 2019, 11:14 pm Reply

Made In Canada!!!!

Stefan Kuśnież

Dec 12, 2019, 12:52 am Reply

hehe, no correctness, tell it to ADL, make jokes of jews!

Kysier

Dec 12, 2019, 1:02 am Reply

The people aren't PC
The Gov is as bad as it gets

Greg Quezada

Dec 12, 2019, 1:22 am Reply

Not that funny

Silver String

Dec 12, 2019, 2:27 am Reply

When was this made? ?

Multi tiered Investor

Dec 12, 2019, 2:45 am Reply

As an Army officer in Vietnam I said to two Australian officers hello Diggers! One said, We’re not diggers, We’re officers. I thought
I had offended them and asked what are Aussie officers called? He replied, We’re a bunch of bloody bastards!,

Vishal of marvel

Dec 12, 2019, 3:20 am Reply

Give knife to fluffy and he cut cheese burger with it

zeus lim

Dec 12, 2019, 6:21 am Reply

Isn't there McDonald's at the airport? Or is my country weird ?

Sam Latifi

Dec 12, 2019, 7:06 am Reply

Everyone prefers Kiwis. EVERYONE… ?

Vsauce Mikàl

Dec 12, 2019, 11:20 am Reply

If he wanted a good aussie beer he should’ve gotten VB.

Matt 383

Dec 12, 2019, 12:59 pm Reply

Legend goes if you drink fosters a drop bear will fall on you

Andreas Oloan Sihotang

Dec 12, 2019, 1:01 pm Reply

He got fat again??

Harvey Haycock

Dec 12, 2019, 1:10 pm Reply

He has the most real concerned face I’ve ever seen

the walkin dude

Dec 12, 2019, 1:45 pm Reply

Fosters, it's Australian for shite!

Azza Paterson

Dec 12, 2019, 2:02 pm Reply

Gabe got it right, we Aussies take the piss out of ourselves and each other in a good-natured way. During the second world war Aussie soldiers befriended black and white American servicemen and stood up to American MP's who we thought belittled their soldiers. "She'll be right mate!"

Leon Lycan

Dec 12, 2019, 2:49 pm Reply

I can confirm, we Australia’s sound like that when we are drunk

Murray C

Dec 12, 2019, 3:00 pm Reply

I've met a number Aussie men who emigrated to my country who have all been assholes. Nearly everyone one of their wives have left them when they learned they don't have to put up with their bullshit.

Teemoos

Dec 12, 2019, 3:01 pm Reply

I live in Sydney and never seen Fosters at my bottle o.

David Campuzano

Dec 12, 2019, 3:22 pm Reply

Society is a fickle thing, one moment its keeping us safe the next its making us into the bad guys for setting & breaking it's rules!!

xTony92

Dec 12, 2019, 3:26 pm Reply

His Australian accent is perfect ??

Zach Duran

Dec 12, 2019, 4:58 pm Reply

My dad is mexican and he tells me that his favorite place was australia too. I gotta go!

DAVID MUISE

Dec 12, 2019, 5:00 pm Reply

My wife just said “is he talking about you?” When he said a country full of Dave’s that don’t care about political correctness lol

j m

Dec 12, 2019, 5:14 pm Reply

Lived in Australia for a year. That place sucks

Vito Scaletta

Dec 12, 2019, 6:44 pm Reply

" imma cut cheezburgerz with this " LMAO

Sword Breaker

Dec 12, 2019, 7:06 pm Reply

Political Correctness is leftist oppression given form.
#itsnotokaytobeleft

hex warp

Dec 12, 2019, 7:22 pm Reply

That accent is excellent.

Sam Hopper

Dec 12, 2019, 7:45 pm Reply

In the UK we call Fosters rats piss or piss water

Kevin Lesch

Dec 12, 2019, 8:51 pm Reply

I was in a bar years ago in Nebraska when a bunch of Aussies walked in. Bar maid said I suppose you want some of that fosters beer? One of em says "hell no!, there's a reason we export that shit give me a Budweiser!"

Xealz

Dec 12, 2019, 1:12 am Reply

sounded like a drunk pirate underwater

Xealz

Dec 12, 2019, 1:14 am Reply

"Thank you thank you, imma cut cheese burgers with this"

Chris This

Dec 12, 2019, 1:36 am Reply

But isnt it bullying because everyone does it?

Agan Mardrus

Dec 12, 2019, 3:26 am Reply

you're not friends till you give the guy a knife

Lyle James

Dec 12, 2019, 3:50 am Reply

Umm he’s wrong about Australia not getting into PC, hugely leftist sorry to say

ME! Music

Dec 12, 2019, 4:11 am Reply

Who is this plush Mexican

guitarwi3rdo

Dec 12, 2019, 4:34 am Reply

"Imma cut cheeseburgers with this"

Singsing Number 2 Fans

Dec 12, 2019, 4:59 am Reply

That's why there's no pussy in Australia. .. Even Satan himself keep his pets in Australia

Xion Nation

Dec 12, 2019, 5:00 am Reply

Mmmmmmmmm yes culture is beautiful

Procharged32

Dec 12, 2019, 5:12 am Reply

No yanks can do the Australian accent they always put to much pommie in there.

James Dick

Dec 12, 2019, 5:34 am Reply

HA!! nowadays, pretty much all we hear about in this country is the rediculous levels of political correctness.

ray carter

Dec 12, 2019, 6:53 am Reply

years ago thru yahoo chat,now a few on face book i spoke with a good bit of aussies.sometimes normal chat,other times we friendly argue who drives on correct side of road and just laugh at each other.i spoke with one on the phone.the speech is bit faster than ours of course i live in southern part of usa.we exchange a bit of history,geography,healthcare,etc. or how is your day.or make jokes of NZ.that was one phone call i never understood. nz talks 90 mph

Kurian c Kurian

Dec 12, 2019, 7:00 am Reply

funny holmes

Rhys Abela

Dec 12, 2019, 7:19 am Reply

Well that’s why the yanks love us

_Harrison Blake_

Dec 12, 2019, 8:54 am Reply

Rum And Coke Bois

alejandroriv1

Dec 12, 2019, 10:55 am Reply

Puertoricans don't drink Bacardi

Mike D

Dec 12, 2019, 11:34 am Reply

Australian people dont care about political correctness. The aussie government.. oh god thats a different story.

A Gallagher

Dec 12, 2019, 1:46 pm Reply

Pretty good accent

Anula Sathananthan

Dec 12, 2019, 3:36 pm Reply

Nice joke but aussies don't sound like that, it's more like a typical English man from uk

JustDeluded –

Dec 12, 2019, 3:59 pm Reply

Being an Aussie, the maccas joke made me laugh the hardest cause maccas is open 24 fucken hours ?

DraculaCronqvist

Dec 12, 2019, 5:37 pm Reply

So basically, Australians act like Germans, then?

LasTCursE69

Dec 12, 2019, 6:53 pm Reply

So Australia is one of the last normal places on the planet then?

Lou Alcaraz

Dec 12, 2019, 6:54 pm Reply

Wow he looks great after his loss to anthony joshua. He may have even lost a little weight.

HazmatGrater

Dec 12, 2019, 11:13 pm Reply

I cant wait to meet the different types of people in the world

MrAnQ2

Dec 12, 2019, 11:25 pm Reply

that sucked…. lame…

Chris Vaughan

Dec 12, 2019, 11:31 pm Reply

Pikachu is the best!!!!

Kos4Evr

Dec 12, 2019, 11:41 pm Reply

Netflix is the new HBO

Brandon Harris

Dec 12, 2019, 12:09 am Reply

I really wanna know who this Australian knife maker is

Jackson Polak

Dec 12, 2019, 1:58 am Reply

Wait you forgot the rest of the joke!!!

Matt smith

Dec 12, 2019, 3:50 am Reply

Asking for a fosters is worse than asking Todd Carney to get you a drink

Aniquin

Dec 12, 2019, 4:04 am Reply

VB is my favorite Aussie beer.

The Mongoose

Dec 12, 2019, 6:59 am Reply

Noone here drinks bloody fosters. It sucks balls.
????????

Sitruuna

Dec 12, 2019, 9:54 am Reply

???

Peter Gunn

Dec 12, 2019, 10:29 am Reply

If you think Oz is not PC now, your head would have fucking melted in the 70's.

Murrangurk2

Dec 12, 2019, 1:27 pm Reply

That's the best Aussie accent I've ever heard an American do

Stephen Young

Dec 12, 2019, 4:27 pm Reply

Aussies racist!

donks 01

Dec 12, 2019, 7:02 pm Reply

Aussie here.
Nailed the accent.
No we don't drink that piss here we sell it to dumb foreigner ? your welcome???
Yes Bundaberg does exactly that.

And finally please come back ya funny fucker.

Talyn Treloar2.0

Dec 12, 2019, 9:12 pm Reply

GO US AUSSIES!?!?!?
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OU OU OU

Joe _

Dec 12, 2019, 9:53 pm Reply

An Aussie told me Foster’s was a ‘shit beahh!” Lol I didn’t order one I merely asked if they really drank it.

Lucas Scott Eats A Lot

Dec 12, 2019, 12:19 am Reply

YESSS love no PC haha. Pretty awesome you can take that and joke about yourself. Love it

Bernie aus Australien

Dec 12, 2019, 6:27 am Reply

PC?!!
I live in Australia.
PC is very bad here.
I called a fat person fat!!
It was not intend in a bad or nasty way.
Just a description of a person!
Political correctness is very much alive in Australia.
I lived in USA and Germany.
It is a worldwide thing.
You can't say anything anymore, somebody might be offended

Ronove

Dec 12, 2019, 6:43 am Reply

I don't even know where you would buy a bloody Fosters in Australia. It is a marketing ploy to suck in people who don't know what good beer tastes like.

J.-Army S.

Dec 12, 2019, 9:18 am Reply

This is my favorite story time of him: Australia. It's my favorite one.

TTT

Dec 12, 2019, 12:40 pm Reply

Fuckin oath aussies rule as well as kiwis

ꪑꫀꪑꫀᦔ galAЖy

Dec 12, 2019, 3:38 pm Reply

5 year old me…. 4:10

Zybersun USA

Dec 12, 2019, 10:00 pm Reply

I want to move to Australia. No political correctness. That would be so nice.

Oldschool1973

Dec 12, 2019, 1:57 am Reply

ben sailing shipping for like 19 years to aussi land best people on earth hard yes but hardworking honest good fokes

hainsay

Dec 12, 2019, 4:06 am Reply

Yeah, none of this happened

zact lee

Dec 12, 2019, 9:21 am Reply

No wonder islamophobia run rampant in australia. "Look at all them terrorists breeding on our ground. Somebody needs to do something about that you reckon? You reckon it be us mate?"

mike Davidson

Dec 12, 2019, 5:38 pm Reply

Lol hehe I love fluffy

but why

Dec 12, 2019, 7:41 pm Reply

Australia becomes more and more a SJW pc country. Lets wait a few years and it will be like Canada or California

Mohamed Monamed

Dec 12, 2019, 11:49 am Reply

"Like a country full of Daves" ?????

Paul Hecker

Dec 12, 2019, 5:50 pm Reply

Fosters beer is shit! I miss drinking Tooheys beer.Can't get Tooheys beer here in Ontario Canada.

Krishneel Kumar

Dec 12, 2019, 9:24 pm Reply

Mic Taylor was the third Australian he is talking about.

Tomas Neshoba.holba

Dec 12, 2019, 11:56 pm Reply

Victoria is real beer! Tell them Austrians to get a clue Fluff !

S S

Dec 12, 2019, 12:44 am Reply

fat hispanic

F P

Dec 12, 2019, 5:51 pm Reply

Wish it was like that here but, you can't say anything without someone getting offended or trying to "correct" you.

Viking Power

Dec 12, 2019, 11:44 am Reply

Got a few Aussie friends, salt of the Earth great people. A few Kiwi friends as well and they are native Islanders. Fun but dangerous guys. You don't wanna fight one. True Warriors.

Tim The man

Dec 12, 2019, 4:53 am Reply

The hell with political correctness the Aussies got it right.

MoNTaZaR H

Dec 12, 2019, 10:24 pm Reply

Can i see this full on youtube?

CBO K

Dec 12, 2019, 9:50 pm Reply

????

Balognah Humbug

Dec 12, 2019, 2:26 am Reply

Cheeseburgers

he’s gonna cut cheeseburgers

Bretty Williams

Dec 12, 2019, 12:50 pm Reply

Finally!!! Someone that can do a great Aussie accent, and someone that realises we don’t drink that fosters shit!!!! ??

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