Extreme Animal Milks You Probably Don’t Want To Drink

By Brian Lemay 100 comments


If you’ve had a cup of coffee with cream
lately, or maybe cereal with milk, you’ve come to the right place. Because, while you may not have thought of
it then, milk is weird. Well, the liquid itself isn’t that weird.
It’s super useful. But the way that we use it? That’s weird. I mean, milk is for babies. That’s why it
was made. Plenty of adult humans drink it anyway, like
myself, and the milk we drink mostly comes from cows. But there are lots of other options out there
— including the fattiest and skimmest milks known. You just probably wouldn’t want to drink
them. Milk is produced by modified sweat glands
in mammals called mammary glands, and it’s used to give baby animals the nutrients they
need before they can digest other food. All mammals produce milk–it’s where we
get the name Mammalia, and it’s one of the three defining features of mammals, along
with hair and three middle ear bones. Humans, being mammals, also make and drink
milk. But we’ve done something no other animal
has: We’ve taken this nutrient-rich baby food
and, through genetic mutation, turned it into a digestible, dietary staples for humans of
all ages. But most people don’t continue to drink
human milk throughout their lives. If they did, it would mean a human would have
had to sacrifice the calories necessary to make the milk, which would have totally defeated
the purpose back when we were starting to use it as an extra source of nutrients. So instead, we drink the milk of other animals. People around the world drink milk — and
make other food products from — animals like yak, reindeer, water buffalo, elk, and horses. In the US and Europe, dairy consumption is
mostly limited to the mammary secretions of sheep, goats, and cows. But really, mostly cows. Why? Well, first, picture a cow. They’re
big and they’re pretty nice. Over generations of selective breeding, we’ve
created creatures who can give between six and seven gallons of milk a day, and they’re
domesticated enough to just line up to do it. Goats and sheep, while they’ve also been
bred to produce more milk and be more willing to do so, can only produce about a gallon
of milk a day. By economics alone, cows are the better milk
producers. But it’s also a matter of taste. Cow’s milk has a fat content similar to
human milk — about 3.5% versus a human’s 4.5% — which makes it familiar, at least
if you want to drink whole milk. By comparison, the water buffalo, which produces
the milk that gives the world buffalo mozzarella, has a fat content of almost 7 percent — great
for cheese, but maybe not the best for drinking. These animal milks all have different fat
content, because it depends on the animal’s environment and the way that they nurse. If you’re looking for the very fattiest
known milk, you’ll have to find a hooded seal — their milk is about 60% fat. That’s because hooded seal pups are born
on floating sea ice in the North Atlantic and Arctic oceans. The harsh temperatures and the instability
of the environment mean that the pups have to put on a lot of fat really fast. They only
nurse for about four days, but almost double their weight in that time. By comparison, heavy cream is usually around
36% fat. Even if you wanted to hang out in the freezing,
icy ocean, drinking this stuff would be like trying to drink really fatty peanut butter. At the opposite extreme, the skimmest known
milk comes from the black rhinoceros, with a fat content of around 0.2%. The watery milk probably has to do with their
long nursing period: black rhino moms nurse their young for almost two years, and pouring
a ton of fat into their milk for that long would use up a lot of resources. But if you wanted to try some out, you might
have some trouble tracking it down. For one thing, black rhinos are critically
endangered, so it would be tough to find one in the first place. And even if you did find one…it’s still
a rhinoceros. Have you seen one of those things? About a third of the females and half the
males die from fights with other animals. Unless you’re a baby rhinoceros, a nursing
rhino mom is probably not going to let you walk up and take a swig. Now, before we sign off, I want to clear up
one milky myth that gets repeated a lot. Hippopotamuses are mammals, and they make
milk. You may have heard that it is pink, but it
is not. Hippo milk is whitish, just like all other
milk. This misconception probably comes from the
fact that hippos do secrete a super useful mucus on their skin that helps protect against
UV rays and works as an antibiotic. And the mucus is a reddish color. But it is not milk! Though, again, you probably wouldn’t want
to go up to a hippo and check. Thank you for watching this episode of SciShow,
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100 Comments

Alwindar Lee

Aug 8, 2018, 10:25 am Reply

I wanna hug hippo

Pablo Neruda

Sep 9, 2018, 3:47 am Reply

Tried buffalo milk once while back-packing in India …. horrible taste, horrible smell 😛

LowellMorgan

Sep 9, 2018, 1:33 pm Reply

I absolutely would walk up and squeeze a hippo.

POVadventure

Sep 9, 2018, 2:58 am Reply

I can drink cows milk but I can drink goats milk.

Natasha Figueroa

Sep 9, 2018, 3:07 am Reply

Haha sweating pink milk.

Frida Andersson

Sep 9, 2018, 12:06 pm Reply

Ahahaha this is my favourite scishow. That dry humour tho😂🤣

Eli Bell

Oct 10, 2018, 5:22 pm Reply

This video is so old, that there are 2 black rhinos left and they're both female in like 90 something years old

Xavier Rose

Oct 10, 2018, 1:34 am Reply

Could we use Hippo sweat as an active antibiotic? Cause we're running out of one's that fight "super bugs"

calza13

Oct 10, 2018, 9:43 pm Reply

Who the HELL milked a rhino and why don’t we know their name?

Gabriel Afonso

Oct 10, 2018, 8:19 pm Reply

“It would be like drinking fatty peanut butter..” – who else thought this WOULDN’T be disgusting?

mutantmaster1

Oct 10, 2018, 4:00 am Reply

I wanna meet the first people to look at a milkable animal and think "i should try out that white stuff coming off of their nips"

rautamiekka

Oct 10, 2018, 6:38 pm Reply

What about horse milk ? Or cat milk ?

I read horse milk's not that bad in comparison with cow milk.

Gus Bailey

Oct 10, 2018, 12:29 pm Reply

the minute you said sweat glands i went vegan

bruh

Oct 10, 2018, 3:24 pm Reply

Y'all ever seen elephant breasts? It'll blow your mind

Riidwan Rahat

Oct 10, 2018, 6:25 am Reply

I only like my girlfriend's milk

DemolisherMan

Oct 10, 2018, 8:48 pm Reply

What if you mix a hooded seal's milk with a black rhinos mik?

charathcutestory

Oct 10, 2018, 6:10 pm Reply

you don’t know anything about milk. shame on you. milk isn’t baby food, rather dairy has been a staple and holy food of many cultures thorough-out history. delete this video, as it is absolutely idiotic.
drink raw milk.

Cat Loving Trio

Nov 11, 2018, 6:47 am Reply

Let's get to 1 million views!!!!

Lierrant

Nov 11, 2018, 8:34 am Reply

I would love to try all of it, except the hipopotamus secretion :p

The Ultimate Karen

Dec 12, 2018, 1:16 am Reply

I hate milk 🤢 I don't know how people drink it. By the way, I'm not vegan, I love meat, but drinking milk gives me GI issues

Roland Lee

Dec 12, 2018, 12:14 pm Reply

Sometimes when I get lonely I milk myself… I dont know the fat content but its only about a tablespoon worth per day.

TheNukedGamer

Dec 12, 2018, 2:00 am Reply

I was wondering,if seal milk can do that to the pups,what about using it as a emergancy extream weather ration?a fat variant because wouldnt that be what humans are in a sense most well adapted for.i mean one of the forst foods a human gets is fat based and for a while at that.

Dragon dildo

Dec 12, 2018, 9:40 pm Reply

Looking fly af

MrFr0stycave

Jan 1, 2019, 3:56 am Reply

But of course fat doesn’t determine what is the best milk, taste does! That’s why camel milk is the best, seriously! Give it a try. 🥛

jacky zhu

Jan 1, 2019, 11:51 pm Reply

Milk is blood

E.J. Kelly

Jan 1, 2019, 2:36 am Reply

Really glad I get all my milk from plants.

Ruby Doomsday

Feb 2, 2019, 12:40 pm Reply

Thank you for that macro of hippo mucus. That is what was missing from my life.

EloquentTroll

Feb 2, 2019, 6:26 am Reply

Yeah, avoid messing with Hippos and Rhinos, very little to gain, and they can and will kill you.

MaxBrix

Mar 3, 2019, 7:50 pm Reply

Pidgeon milk

Stalins Soviet union

Mar 3, 2019, 6:23 am Reply

Correction,black rhinos ARE dead

VGMajor

Mar 3, 2019, 2:38 pm Reply

If you drink horse milk, then we can't be friends.

Damian Grouse

Mar 3, 2019, 9:30 pm Reply

Always make sure your goat milk if from nannies…

Llathrum Marine Mechanic

Mar 3, 2019, 7:54 pm Reply

Human breast milk is delicious 😋 and its the best food for a growing baby

frank jonker

Apr 4, 2019, 6:54 pm Reply

Maybe we shouldn't drink cow's milk

Cat Lady Lover

Apr 4, 2019, 3:24 am Reply

Who else is allergic to milk?

depressed soul

Apr 4, 2019, 12:20 pm Reply

I wanna go check if all those milk facts are true or not

L Millar

Apr 4, 2019, 11:53 pm Reply

All of this is tame compared to what an egg truly is.

Bruce IDW

May 5, 2019, 6:24 pm Reply

Why would any animal evolve to where 50%+ of its population dies from fights with other animals?

Bruce Frizzell

May 5, 2019, 7:47 pm Reply

Shucks , all the subtitles are English .

Azi Poor

Jun 6, 2019, 2:51 pm Reply

Seal's milk=milk shake with extra cream

Christopher J. Murray Jr

Jun 6, 2019, 7:07 am Reply

I’ll be disappointed if badger milk isn’t on this list

Homework break

Jul 7, 2019, 8:41 pm Reply

As far as I know, I don't want to drink any milk (easily) available to me besides cow… I'm allergic to sheep milk, goat milk, and water buffalo milk (and all their cheeses and other products), but I can have cow just fine. I wonder what would happen if I had rhino milk or any other animal's milk

Forwen Eymnorty

Jul 7, 2019, 1:32 pm Reply

What about platypus milk?

J. Teunissen

Aug 8, 2019, 1:03 am Reply

A Dutch guy once made pig cheese made of pig milk.

Finch Harper

Aug 8, 2019, 9:18 am Reply

And why is mammal milk white?

LA Bob

Aug 8, 2019, 10:22 pm Reply

🦏🥛

kingpest13

Aug 8, 2019, 2:51 am Reply

I've had whale milk. It was like cream with an anchovy in it. I wondered as I shipped it if it could be made into some sort of pasta sauce, like Alfredo but with a fishy tinge to it. Also, I love the word "swig". That is all.

Surayudh.

Aug 8, 2019, 7:50 pm Reply

r/neverbrokeabone

Emma 669

Aug 8, 2019, 5:48 pm Reply

One of our Armenian politicians called bulls "male cows" in his parliament speech.

T1Oracle

Aug 8, 2019, 6:11 pm Reply

If Steve Irwin was still around…

neomt2

Aug 8, 2019, 12:19 am Reply

You forgot cockroaches super milk

strider04

Aug 8, 2019, 5:14 pm Reply

Imagine how rich that seal milk cream must be that would make amazing whipped cream i bet

Artistic Space

Aug 8, 2019, 6:10 pm Reply

I was a little confused by the section about the Water buffalo milk being great for cheese but not for drinking? I was surprised because when Ive got to Egypt to visit my relatives who live in a farming town we get all kinds of different milk directly from the farm cow milk, water Buffalo milk, and Goat milk. But usually when we get it directly from the farmer we boil it first of course. Also in the UAE we have camel milk both Cow milk and Camel milk are sold in the UAE.

Morgan Sheepman

Sep 9, 2019, 9:38 pm Reply

🦏🥛

NZLT

Sep 9, 2019, 5:26 pm Reply

titie juice

Sara Sadiq

Sep 9, 2019, 6:02 pm Reply

me: alright tiME TO STuDY
youtube: Extreme Animal Milks
me:
youtube:
me: studying can wait

Stephen Benner

Sep 9, 2019, 1:49 am Reply

I’ve heard that Yak milk is pink.

Tj H

Sep 9, 2019, 9:45 pm Reply

3:25 I'm just imagining bunch of guys breaking into a zoo/species habitat where the rhino is kept just to milk it and run away…LOL.

SpizyDoggo YT

Sep 9, 2019, 11:10 pm Reply

Platypus milk

Acethemad

Sep 9, 2019, 5:57 am Reply

I only drink milk from the finest goat teat

Juandisimo

Sep 9, 2019, 6:36 am Reply

The only milk you should be drinking is fight milk!!

Camilo Santana

Sep 9, 2019, 4:40 pm Reply

Milk. Great for making fat humans – and weakening your bones.

charathcutestory

Sep 9, 2019, 2:22 am Reply

i really hate this guy…
why does science have to be sarcastic?
what’s with the cynicism
this guy is a joke, an embarrassment to the likes of Carl Sagan

Aaron Phillips

Sep 9, 2019, 3:05 am Reply

60% fat… Keto intensifies.

Hipster Faye

Sep 9, 2019, 7:44 pm Reply

oat milk is way tastier.

Heil Starly

Sep 9, 2019, 4:58 am Reply

That Cow titty milk good tho

Audrie Au

Sep 9, 2019, 2:50 pm Reply

Wait, but whales and dolphins are mammals….so whale milk and dolphin milk exist?!?!

Dr Alchemy

Sep 9, 2019, 1:52 am Reply

Please do a episode on why man have nipples.

Saydjeny

Sep 9, 2019, 9:06 pm Reply

I thought the giant panda would have the skimmest milk.

TheRedGuyYT Roblox And More

Sep 9, 2019, 3:47 pm Reply

I don't eat cereal

Samuel Carmona

Sep 9, 2019, 2:24 am Reply

I love hippos so… I may.

Christian Toomey

Sep 9, 2019, 5:26 pm Reply

I swear to God the pause at 0:06 is intentional

MalachiCo0

Sep 9, 2019, 3:01 am Reply

Jay: There's no reason NOT to farm rhinos. They're not a traditional domesticated animal, sure, but they produce milk…
Rags: RHINO MILK!
MauLer: Rhino milk?! Are you kidding me?!

Nailed the potato

Sep 9, 2019, 6:05 am Reply

In Soviet russia we milk bears

MineKynoMine

Sep 9, 2019, 9:03 am Reply

🦏🥛

Sir Wattson

Sep 9, 2019, 3:18 pm Reply

I can down 2 gallons of milk in 1 day

Disappointedpistachios

Sep 9, 2019, 3:35 pm Reply

Oh honey cows can give WAY more than six or seven gallons a day if they are bred for it

Danielle Scorgie

Oct 10, 2019, 1:57 am Reply

Gimme that seal milk!

Chou Eriito

Oct 10, 2019, 6:01 pm Reply

3:02 – 3:37 For all hate mongers of the toxic brood.
Blessed be the Rhino Milk and praise The Don and the Cosmic Chicken. This video was definitely a gift from the spiders foretelling us of things to come.

Alice Oh

Oct 10, 2019, 3:44 am Reply

eating cereal and milk
"modified sweat glands"
damn, ain't' so appetizing anymore…

Arturo Garcia Minguijon

Oct 10, 2019, 7:15 pm Reply

Its really sad to say it but as today the black rinno is alreadi extinct… criticaly indanger was not an overstatement 🥺

Harper Nalley

Oct 10, 2019, 7:48 pm Reply

"Theres no reason not to farm rhinos"
-Bigideas Exci

PureNupe1

Oct 10, 2019, 7:48 pm Reply

Gross!…. I hate milk , both the concept and taste

DroolingLizard

Oct 10, 2019, 10:16 pm Reply

Are coconuts, almonds and soy mammals?

Xavier Imperial

Oct 10, 2019, 1:27 pm Reply

man milk.

Cove

Oct 10, 2019, 1:47 pm Reply

All milk is weird

Ian Malcolm

Oct 10, 2019, 5:07 am Reply

So think about it. Imagine a full grown man, crawling on all fours, and sucking milk out of the cow’s utter. That is basically what it is when you drink milk.

dark sylveon

Oct 10, 2019, 9:29 pm Reply

Some of us don't have the mutation to drink milk. Luck people

Tim Grabarczyk

Oct 10, 2019, 12:13 am Reply

Why do black rhinos produce less milk than other rhino subspecies?

Domestic_K9

Nov 11, 2019, 9:50 pm Reply

Rip black rhinos:(

Melancholy Beetle

Nov 11, 2019, 10:15 pm Reply

Cockroaches

crazyhillbillyjoe

Nov 11, 2019, 3:59 pm Reply

Vegans hate milk but love fake meat. Whats up with that? 98% of the time the are left extremists.

Iowa599

Nov 11, 2019, 8:10 pm Reply

Since milk is made from calories, theoretically, I can burn calories for my wife, right?

Barney The purple dinosaur

Dec 12, 2019, 11:26 pm Reply

I just farted

Alex Standridge

Dec 12, 2019, 7:51 pm Reply

*only sees one utter*

Brimstone Sulfur

Dec 12, 2019, 11:57 pm Reply

Theres a coffee made from civet poop. Milk ain’t that weird

Drew Romea

Jan 1, 2020, 7:58 pm Reply

I don’t get why we don’t drink human milk shits so dumb more woman can actually do something productive and make money . They need healthy people! Really it’s gross that we use animals milk !

Stewie Griffin

Jan 1, 2020, 8:37 pm Reply

nasty. I also wouldn't drink Trump's breast milk. You can't pay me to drink that nasty Kool-aid.

Lieutenant Nomad

Jan 1, 2020, 2:31 am Reply

3:00 MauLer and Jay JOINED!!!! 🦏🥛

Jade Orchid

Jan 1, 2020, 2:50 am Reply

"Cows are pretty nice"… says a guy who has obviously never faced a rank Charolais while you try to tag her baby. 🤣

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