Eugene Ranks Cheap American Beer

By Brian Lemay 100 comments


And now, time for my theme song. Click to subscribe. You know, I don’t like when people do that in a video. I don’t want you to tell me what to do while I’m watching a video. Like, I’m already watching, you don’t tell me to click somewhere else, Jesus Christ. I’m a really terrible YouTuber. [Try Guys Theme Song] [Video Intro] Welcome to the Rank King, the show where I rank things. I’m your Rank King Why am I the Rank King? I’m super judgemental and I love to put things in order. Today, we are ranking cheap American beer. I’m judging today’s cheap American beer on three different things: One: Aesthetic. How good does that can look? Two: Taste. Is there flavor? Three: Chugability. How many do we have again? Fifteen? I just did that and- did- wasn’t even counting. I will be putting them in order, from best… to worst. You disagree with me? Shut up! I’m right, you’re wrong. Shut up. Our first beer: Bud Light The golden standard of cheap American beer. It’s like the red, white, and blue of every college party. You got the Red Solo cups, you got the blue Bud Light cans, and a lot of white people. Ooooh. This tastes like water to me, but like really good water. Chug-ability: so smooth, so easy, God, I’ve chugged so many Bud Lights in my life. Bud lights are like… Michaels You probably know a million Michaels. But really just the most average. Sorry, Michaels, but it’s true. It will perfectly start us off right in the middle. If your name is Michael, please comment below if you happen to be outstanding. [whoosh] Miller Lite! Y’all ready for this? [can opening] Ugh. It’s like an audible orgasm. An eargasm. A beergasm! It’s just the beer can you imagine when someone litters a beer can. Chug-ability! Yep, totally chuggable. [Lip smacking] Dare I say, I think this tastes better than Bud Light. They’re both iconic, they taste really similar, but Miller Lite has a little bit more flavor. I would say Miller Lite one-ups Bud Light. Wow. Already, surprises galore. [whoosh] Coors Light. Please welcome: E: My friend and yours, Keith Habersberger!
K: I’m Keith! E: Why Coors Light? K: So, Coors Light helped me move here to California. K: I was the voice of Coors Light for some radio ads. E: Really? K: Yeah, I said: “Here you go, two Coors lights.” K: It’s a taste as cold as the Rockies. Rockies are cold. E: Why do you think Coors Light is more beautiful than the others? K: ‘Cause the can- the mountains turn blue! E: It’s also a little taller and skinnier than the other ones.
K: Just like me! K: I’d say Coors Light is definitely skinny-fat. [can opening] E:Ugh. E: Now do you like the taste of Coors Light? K: Do I find it refreshing? I think it’s more drinkable because it has less flavor. E: They’re all non-flavor. K: Yeah, they all kind of taste like college carpet and then the mouth is huge K: You can chug this easier than any other beer by can design. Such a big mouth. E: It comes down to the flavor because they’re all very similar and I’m gonna have to put it… below Miller Lite and Bud Light. K: It’s fair. E: All right, thanks so much Keith. K: Alright bye!!
E: Get out of here! K: Bye, I had a great time! That was fun, but he was wrong. Why? Because I’m the Rank King [whoosh] Pabst Blue Ribbon, otherwise known as PBR. Everyone associates this beer with hipsters, but I also think of those old men on porches, you know, when they are like, rocking back and forth in the rocking chair with their shotgun. I’m from Texas. [can opening] [groans] Already I can immediately tell that this is PBR. It’s a little weedier. Tastes like you’re smokin’ pot. And, of course, chugability: it does have that hoppiness to it that makes it a little more difficult to chug. But, because of its unique flavor, I have to place it above the big three light beers. I’m outside! I’m outside. Rolling Rock. Ah, I cut myself! I do like how green the can is, it’s very vibrant. Mmm That is not good. That’s got a real metallic flavor, It tastes like the can. Chugability. People think that the number 33, which is printed on every Rolling Rock can, is a conspiracy theory. I agree. Illuminati. Keith! Is there a joke for 33? [Laughing] What the fuck is that? I’m going to have to put it below… in our current ranking. Michelob Ultra. Ooh, look at this sexy can. This is a very unique beer can; it is long and slender… It looks fancy. I remember this beer growing up because my dad’s an avid golfer, and golfers love Michelob Ultra. (Shout Out to Eugene’s Father) Ooh! Good pop. Clean, refreshing, this is delicious. It’s really good. I’m surprised how good this is. Really clean chug! I have to say that Michelob Ultra is… taking the lead. Yes. It has surpassed PBR. If you disagree, you know what- you know what it is, right? If they disagree, Keith? You know what it is. What is it? Yeah, baby! Six beers in… getting in it. Rank King is gettin’ raaaaaank. Next up! [whoosh] Simpler Times. Pretty sweet, huh? Pretty sweet throw. The aesthetic: What the fuck is going on here? This looks like… a design your grandma made when she was trying to come up with a brand for her lemonade at home. Sorry, grandma, your taste sucks! This is the beer from Trader Joe’s [can opening] Ooh! Simpler times, not so simple, are ya? Little bit of a… herbal bite? Not as chuggable as our big three light beers. But the flavor does make me feel like it needs to rise above… the middle of the pack, underneath PBR, but ahead of our big three light beers. Simpler Times, look at you! Look at- go- You go, grandma! Next up: [whoosh] Steel reserve. It’s m’boyyyy Zachary Kornfeld. Z: We’re the denim dudes E: Denim dudes, wearing jeans. With Eugene and Zach! Z: Steel reserve, is not just a beer. It’s an experience. Z: This is a whopping… E & Z: 8.1 percent. Z: This is a heavy alcohol! E: I think this is our strongest cheap beer, right? Give it to me. E: There’s so much fine print, E: You know, this is how they fucking get you. This how the fucking legals get you! E: As much as I, uh, have reservations about the aesthetic, Z: You have RESERVE-ations?
K: *off camera* Wow! E: Ready? [can opening] E: God, it’s so good, right? E: I can say with confidence, you can taste the alcohol. E: *off camera* You taste that… alcohol? K: Ugh. Z: This tastes like mistakes.
E: It’s not chuggable. Z: I don’t think it’s a beer for chugging [buzz] think it’s a beer… for fighting. [ding] E: I’m going to put it above Rolling Rock-
Z: Whaaat? E: But below Coors Light-
Z:The- fuck you! E: Sorry man. Z: Whoaaaa. E: It’s just- it’s just- it doesn’t fulfill the criteria- Z: This is an aggression. E: I’m right, E: you’re wrong, Z: Fuck you! E: Shut up. I’m just drinking so much beer and I just got to go. [Peeing] Sorry. Sorry guys. Are you hearing the pee? I’m sorry? (producer acts disgusted in the background, ) [peeing sounds] Busch! Busch! This is some discount-looking Coors. Am I right? Trying to cop that mountain action. That mountain aesthetic. You think you’re Coors ,Busch? You think you’re Coors? [Beer Explosion] That- oh-ho-hoooo! Shit…. Keith! Keith! Keith! Aw, I’m all wet. Oh, that’s bad. So I have to say, the flavor of Busch is not very good. It is truly the worst-tasting, so far, out of all the beer. Busch is taking the lead at the bottom I want a breakfast burrito That is what I want Keystone Light. This looks like a- like a- graphic design student made this can. [can opening] Mmm… music to my ears. I think we have another shitty one! Definitely chuggable. I can see why people would want to party with this, but it doesn’t taste very good. [BURP] It will go towards the bottom of our ranking between a rock and a ha-Busch place! E: Pretty good Keith, right.
K: Yeah? Between a rock and a Busch place! K: Yeah? I mean there’s a mountain on it. I could say hard place ’cause there’s a mountain on it. K: You- Yeah. E: Um, between a rock and a Busch place. You know, it’s not funny when I said it again. Next we got: [whoosh] Natty light. Also known as Natural Light, but people like to say Natty Light because it’s way more fun. Doesn’t this look like a pack of cigarettes? [can opening] E: We should start an ASMR channel or just-
K: *off camera* We should!
E: Yeah, where it’s just things opening. [lip smack] I feel like this is a convenience store beer. This is the closest to water we’ve had so far. Sorry, Natty Light fans, but this light is at the end of the tunnel. The tunnel being my ranking. The puns are getting… progressively worse as I drink. This is working. Is it working for you Keith? Do you like the show? Is it? Look at my crotch! Mm. [whoosh] Natty Ice! [Laughing] Natural Ice. [laughs] It looks like a 90’s tattoo. You want the Natural Ice, Clementine? This is Clementine. Come here. Does this look like it should be emblazoned on someone’s shirt in NASCAR? Right? What do you think? Do you think this is a NASCAR label? Cheers! Bye Clementine, thank you so much for joining us. K: (laughing) Wow, that tastes exactly like Natural Light. Not as chuggable as this, so I’m gonna have to put Natty Ice at the bottom. Emily, my light! Emily! You can do it! Use those shoulders We’re down to the last three beers. [gurgling noises] And of course we’re returning to the big three With Budweiser. It’s Edward! N: WOOOOOOOH N: YEAHHH, BUDWEISER BABY! Get all these outta here! E: Whoa, Ned! The order! N: Get. Them. Outta here! I don’t care about the order ’cause there’s only one beer that matters here. N: That’s Budweiser. A.k.a. America. A.k.a. beer. N: YEAH! WOOOOH! B: [barks] N: Yeah! Bad Behavior! N: Sorry that I messed up your inferior beers. E: First, Let’s discuss.
N: First, horses. E: No. I appreciate that Budweiser stays true to the classic fonts- this whole, like, beautiful, sort of retro design. N: It’s just like America. It doesn’t have to try too hard and still comes out… near the top. E: Ehhhh N: This is the most American beer in America that’s… owned by a Belgian conglomerate. N: Chugability! N: You know it- its a little thicker.
E: The flavor is distinctly way better than Bud Lite. It is- it’s just better N: It’s just better.
E: But it’s not extraordinarily better that it deserves a first place position right now. N: Okay. Here’s my thing, uh, you’re wrong on that last point. E: I’m right. You’re wrong. Shut up.
N: Okay, he’s the *singing* Rank King! E: But I’m gonna put it right here. N: Whoo! Good enough. Thanks Ned! Thanks Ned’s dad! Go back to your baby. I’m gonna- Nestle my babies, which is this baby. [laughing backstage] Coors Banquet… you’re gonna go to the bank and be quiet [can opening] How is Ned still a hurricane as a father? Can wise, it is way more unique than the Coors Light. It does look dated. It’s like it’s from the 70s, which I like. [lip smacking and laughing] It really does make Budweiser taste kind of Basic. There is a little, like, hip shimmy… in this Coors Banquet. There’s a little *mouth pop* Little tongue pop. Not as distinct as this, but it definitely has a better flavor profile …than Budweiser. I feel, because I’m right Cuz I’m fucking right. Bud Light is better than Coors Light, but I think Coors Banquet is better than Budweiser Is that possible? Is it possible, Keith? Wow. Look at this. Wow. I’m really fucking, the- the Rank King. I’m really the Rank King, you know, I’m the Rank. King! I think we should move on for the final beer (More Pissing) Miller High Life, the champagne beers, and even if this might have been redesigned multiple times, this re-design looks like it’s going backwards in time. It’s simple. It’s borderline ugly. And I think the champagne of beer is kind of a joke, but that’s what kind of makes it beautiful. [can opening] Ugh. So- It’s a lot of head Hmmmm Hmmm Hmmmmm Hmm Clean, very light, no weird aftertaste. Chugability test Perfectly chugable. Ooh this is a high rated one. But is it better than…? Oh, wasn’t expecting this This has more flavor than Michelob Ultra. Michelob Ultra is smooth as f*ck. I might have to place the champagne of beer in the number one position. Oh my god! Oh my god. That- that is so audacious. Now that I’ve put a preliminary ranking down- Does that look actually quite even? Did I naturally put it in even braking? Wow! Look at me! I’m gonna make sure this is the perfect order by going down the rank. It’s time… to close ranks! Wow, does taste like weed. Ugh, It’s like vodka. I have to make a final decision, and here it is. This, in a lineup tastes like I licked a robot’s ass. So I’m going to change Rolling Rock and Keystone Light. Is that crazy? Is that crazy? I’m crazy. I’m a crazy person. I am going to move PBR below Coors Banquet… and also below Budweiser I am sorry PBR fans. PBR as delicious as it might seem on first taste, is not as chugg-able as these four up here. Here is the definitive ranking for cheap American beer. What else would you like me to rank? Sodas? Pie? So wet I can rank all version 150 Pokemon like this. Oh. My. God, like. You. Don’t. Even. Know. [Heavy metal music outro] I’m right, you’re wrong, shut up. Um, didn’t this work? Is that possible? Is it possible, Keith? Are you sure? [explosion] *singing* DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH RANK KING!

100 Comments

Keleigh Rees

Nov 11, 2019, 8:08 pm Reply

Can he please rank memes?

Dj Simpson

Nov 11, 2019, 9:34 pm Reply

Does anyone wanna punch this guy in the face when u watch this

Sama Dadash

Nov 11, 2019, 10:44 pm Reply

um this episode is not made for children

Cody B.

Nov 11, 2019, 11:24 pm Reply

I know he's right and i'm wrong so i should shut up… but i think PBR is best. I really don't like miller high life lol

getsnippedboy YT

Nov 11, 2019, 7:17 am Reply

You for got cronas

Emily O’Brien

Nov 11, 2019, 10:12 am Reply

Pleaseeee rank sour candy would just be too funny

Liam Brain

Nov 11, 2019, 6:45 pm Reply

Hi

2 stroke Smoke

Nov 11, 2019, 4:32 am Reply

Keystone hangover are is crazy that shits poison

2 stroke Smoke

Nov 11, 2019, 4:37 am Reply

Miller is pretty dam good

Joey

Nov 11, 2019, 4:41 am Reply

Nothing Beats The Beast!

JCV

Nov 11, 2019, 8:17 pm Reply

Ned defending Budweiser is me at every party

Jaime Lopez

Nov 11, 2019, 10:54 pm Reply

This guy isn't a drunk doesn't really know about beers . Natural ice is good water cold tasting and. Is low priced and is 5.9percent. I get a 32 ounce for $2

Angelo

Nov 11, 2019, 10:56 pm Reply

Eugene drinks too much

Jaime Lopez

Nov 11, 2019, 10:57 pm Reply

How is this idiot famouse

Collin Bennett

Nov 11, 2019, 11:21 pm Reply

Have you heard of Michael Phelps

arush vandara

Nov 11, 2019, 3:02 am Reply

what about Samuel adams

Jack Geletka

Nov 11, 2019, 4:55 am Reply

Where is the rona

Robyn Bauer

Nov 11, 2019, 6:12 am Reply

Eugene freaking out about steel reserve. Um. Maybe don't come to Canada. Our % will put all of y all to bed.

clayton

Nov 11, 2019, 2:25 pm Reply

busch is better than all these

Maciej Ś

Nov 11, 2019, 6:36 pm Reply

No one:
Literally no one:
Not a single being in the universe:
Not even that annoying-ass fly that flies into your bedroom at 2 am:
Eugene: i'm outside! O.o

thunderbird628

Nov 11, 2019, 10:57 pm Reply

nice vid, but all these beers are shit

Forest Goddess

Nov 11, 2019, 11:49 pm Reply

mm i was trusting u until the end where you put high life above everything else. :

Keith Heilman

Nov 11, 2019, 4:24 am Reply

Shit my man you way off on this haha fuck you in right aint no way steel reserve is better than Keystone light or rolling rock or Busch or the Nattys, it's cheaper ya, but the taste is terrible, I literally exempt myself from getting steel reserve

Jeremiah Smith

Nov 11, 2019, 7:42 am Reply

You are really spot on

cory wack

Nov 11, 2019, 11:56 pm Reply

Most of these are German style beers brewed in St. Louis

Kevin Needles

Nov 11, 2019, 1:52 am Reply

Rolling rocks>>>

wasassabi k

Nov 11, 2019, 3:24 am Reply

Eugene’s eyes get more and more asian with each beer

Catherine Shearman

Nov 11, 2019, 3:36 am Reply

Zach’s reactions are like when my mom loses in Cards Against Humanity

Hazard1nc Gaming

Nov 11, 2019, 4:56 am Reply

3:22 pbr reminds me of a lot of regret and shame, prolly my go to as a kid before legal age, but now, I would only drink it if I was already drunkish and out of options 😂

Hazard1nc Gaming

Nov 11, 2019, 5:03 am Reply

Natty daddy is where it's at.. that's an actual beer, I can get Natty light all day long around here, moved from pa to Colorado, and can't find a single Natty daddy except the 24oz cans anywhere! I want my 15 pack!

Cristiano Nicoletti

Nov 11, 2019, 2:17 pm Reply

Do the Carolina reaper challenge

Osmitic

Nov 11, 2019, 11:50 pm Reply

budeweiser is czech lmao

Jamie Leonard

Nov 11, 2019, 12:08 am Reply

Bull shit Budweiser is the best

Emilio Mota

Nov 11, 2019, 2:44 am Reply

PBR IS THE GREATEST

Spencer Noel

Nov 11, 2019, 9:52 am Reply

Weres the bud ice

awesomeguys cej

Nov 11, 2019, 12:07 pm Reply

We are here to steal your beer!!!!!

Ansem S

Nov 11, 2019, 5:48 pm Reply

Am I wrong or is the ABV at 5:16 wrong?

Jesse Doherty

Nov 11, 2019, 1:26 am Reply

Micheal Jordan????

Olivier L-Filippin

Nov 11, 2019, 1:56 am Reply

PBR >>>>>

FznPlayz

Nov 11, 2019, 11:16 am Reply

Black panther- this man needs a breakfast burrito

I don’t know I thought it was funny if you want to sub please

Kristijonas Barcevičius

Nov 11, 2019, 10:17 pm Reply

Why all beer cans in US are .335 litre or .330 litre cans? In Europe we have normal 0.5 litre can or pint cans, well we also have the small ones but they are US beer.

Dead Inside

Nov 11, 2019, 3:25 am Reply

Back before the lgbt themed topics. Next week: the try guys try every dildo from the store. Next month: try guys host a gloryhole

I sing sometimes

Nov 11, 2019, 4:37 am Reply

I have a scarecrow called Michael. He's outstanding in his field.

I sing sometimes

Nov 11, 2019, 4:46 am Reply

Eugene may be drunk, but Ned acts wayyyy drunker.

big earl

Nov 11, 2019, 8:33 am Reply

KEITH looks like if he drank 2 beers he might make a move on you

big earl

Nov 11, 2019, 8:42 am Reply

Steel reserve is definitely the worst

Chris Schwartz

Nov 11, 2019, 2:46 pm Reply

Michelob ultra is delicious

Tahseen701

Nov 11, 2019, 6:31 pm Reply

my god this is cringe and corny

Alex Duran

Nov 11, 2019, 11:01 pm Reply

He should do Mexican beers

Jack Wilson

Nov 11, 2019, 9:10 am Reply

“Micheals are average”

Micheal Jordan: hold my bud light

Gustavo Felix

Nov 11, 2019, 9:45 pm Reply

Low key a really accurate rank. Miller high lifes taste fire in 40 oz.. and u can chugg them for hours. Has a very corny/wheaty taste. Michelob taste like what fancy bud light would taste like.

MaT3riAL_Thorium Rocks

Nov 11, 2019, 12:53 am Reply

6:53 the pee was red lol

MaT3riAL_Thorium Rocks

Nov 11, 2019, 12:55 am Reply

Natural ice is cvs beer

Blitz Worthier

Nov 11, 2019, 2:58 am Reply

Do sodas

Ryanfor 2020

Nov 11, 2019, 4:50 am Reply

1:44 if you have the time we have the beer miller beer

Zulema Juarez

Nov 11, 2019, 7:21 am Reply

He should rank types of fast foods (burger place or pizza)

GoemVanStitches

Nov 11, 2019, 8:02 am Reply

I can’t see Rolling Rock without thinking of the Angry Video Game Nerd.

reym avi

Nov 11, 2019, 1:37 pm Reply

I like busch

Damian Bongailas

Nov 11, 2019, 5:31 pm Reply

America is shit

Christopher Castro

Nov 11, 2019, 6:44 pm Reply

BUSCH fell in a bush

brittany erb

Nov 11, 2019, 8:46 pm Reply

Lol they said simpler times was 6.2% abv. It says 5.5 abv on the can right next to their text.

Mattagast

Nov 11, 2019, 9:08 pm Reply

God I love Eugene 😂

metalheadofrock

Nov 11, 2019, 12:32 am Reply

Miller high life FTW

michael prince

Nov 11, 2019, 3:20 am Reply

I’m Michael and I’m outstanding

JACOB STOUDT

Nov 11, 2019, 3:36 am Reply

Love the cliche country music as soon as the video starts

disloyalpick

Nov 11, 2019, 12:48 am Reply

rank liquor next but you must take full shots to show the funnieness that ensues

WOLF STAR

Nov 11, 2019, 3:48 am Reply

Miller Lite > Michelob Ultra > PBR > Budweiser > Natural Light > Bud Light > Natural Ice > Coors > Busch > Keystone

Michael Swiggart

Nov 11, 2019, 4:27 am Reply

I think im a outstanding Michael. My Michaelness is pretty above average.

Joshua Murray

Nov 11, 2019, 5:23 pm Reply

ned knocking the cans over is honestly funny as fuck

Nicole bray

Nov 11, 2019, 2:08 am Reply

I love how mullar lite and blue ribbon are beers in the US but in the UK they are foods 😂

Logan Daniels

Nov 11, 2019, 2:29 am Reply

Natural light, the official beer of the abusive father

Maxwell Anderson

Nov 11, 2019, 6:34 am Reply

"why am I the rank king? because i'm super judgemental and I love putting things in order."
did you mean: "because i'm a capricorn"

Alberte Solveig Bækgaard Mortensen

Nov 11, 2019, 10:04 am Reply

I’m so surprised, cause?? all danish beers are green or sometimes dark blue lmao.

Stella K

Nov 11, 2019, 6:40 am Reply

I Lowkey wanna see sober Eugenes reaction to this video

HawkeyeFan4ever 16

Nov 11, 2019, 6:17 pm Reply

Ok but your wrong Busch is the best beer ever created! It’s litteraly Gods jizz in a can

yes Cheese Whiz no chips

Nov 11, 2019, 8:19 pm Reply

I dont know I'm good at drawing and music. I'm definitely not outstanding though.-From a fellow Micheal.

Jazz Whale

Nov 11, 2019, 4:28 am Reply

Coors Banquet is my favorite out of all of those but I love High Life too so I'm not gonna take too much umbridge with your ranking

noobslayer10101

Nov 11, 2019, 5:34 am Reply

@5:17 on the can it days 5.5% ABV but then in your edit it says 6.2% ABV soooo gunna side with the manufacturer unless you too a hydrometer reading….

ToFu_HILL

Nov 11, 2019, 1:56 am Reply

Eugene: Michaels are very common

Michael Jordan: am I a joke to you

Michael Jackson: that roast was so bad I cooled off my skin

Israel Garcia Jr.

Nov 11, 2019, 3:33 am Reply

Try a 4 loko than like 2 24 0z🕺🕺🕺😂

Brad Culver

Nov 11, 2019, 4:26 am Reply

I will shut up but what you say and what I say are opinions not facts just saying some you got right some you didn't but that is your opinion and this is mine

Brayden Taivalmaa

Nov 11, 2019, 1:47 am Reply

wine

Riss Spark

Nov 11, 2019, 4:58 pm Reply

I love your merch but the tour tshirt needs work. When I read it, my immediate reaction is try 4 guys. Not upset by the initial reaction but I really enjoy your channel. So I feel like the text printed on the shirt doesn't do your group justice. I enjoy the group kiss so I appreciate the reference. It's just a little confusing to the outward public. I apologize if this comment is perceived as aggressive or negative, that's certainly not the intent. I just felt like if I am going to purchase merchandise from someone I appreciate I want a more simplistic representation. So that here is an easy understanding of my interests.

michael Green

Nov 11, 2019, 10:53 pm Reply

I'm alright i guess 😂

Todd Beaton

Nov 11, 2019, 5:01 am Reply

Rate Australian Beer, I dare you.

mmaassoo

Nov 11, 2019, 7:50 am Reply

And the Canadian version…
…was not completed cuz, drunk.

…but, they should do a Canadian version. LABATT Blue ftw

Guillaume Tremblay

Nov 11, 2019, 6:11 pm Reply

budweiser aka america….

brewed by Labatt…. a canadian company….
coors….. brewed by molson…. canadian…

do your research

Ciara Nicole

Nov 11, 2019, 9:06 pm Reply

RANK POKEMONNNN PLEASE

Chris Stefanos

Nov 11, 2019, 10:14 pm Reply

Yuengling?

HavokOfficial

Nov 11, 2019, 3:11 am Reply

im a michael

Pedro Pineda

Nov 11, 2019, 11:38 am Reply

TEXAS

Michael Wright

Nov 11, 2019, 12:19 am Reply

I’m outstanding

spyralspyder

Nov 11, 2019, 12:37 am Reply

Highlife does not beat PBR

Isaiah Anderson123

Nov 11, 2019, 3:44 pm Reply

My middle name is Michael

Brandon Bouchez

Nov 11, 2019, 6:19 pm Reply

PBR is the best because it actually has taste lol but bud and banquet are my 2nd go to

Kevin Hover

Nov 11, 2019, 6:43 am Reply

It should be noted that he did not taste the nectar of the gods Busch Latte so the list is skewed.

E&M Outdoors

Nov 11, 2019, 9:19 pm Reply

My name is Michael and I am outstanding

Tom Anderson

Nov 11, 2019, 6:11 am Reply

Steel Reserve only exists because a 40 of it is like 3 dollars and gets you fucked up. It doesn't hold up after college

Lily M

Nov 11, 2019, 10:21 am Reply

dude you gotta rate pokemon

Lawson Durbin

Nov 11, 2019, 10:10 pm Reply

wrong

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