“Drinking & Driving” – Gabriel Iglesias

By Brian Lemay 100 comments

Oh my God, yeah And if you’re gonna drink And you are thinking
about driving Don’t do it ya know It’s not a good idea cause like I said You know when you’re drunk You know when you’re drunk You’re doing laps in the parking lot And you can’t find the exit Hello!! Some of you make it out to the streets You know when you’re drunk you’re like, ya know Behind you, you hear Shut up stupid! You know If you hear… If you hear the
magical sound One of two things will pop in your head Either one I’m okay I’m fine I can beat this Or two I’m gonna go to jail I’m gonna go to jail I’m gonna go to jail I got to let you go babe, I’m gonna
go to jail Tell the kids I love them, bye I’m gonna tell you right now Again, if you can make the police laugh You have a chance If you do get pulled over for drunk
driving Ok, pull over as slowly and as safely as
you can Get over… Now If you know for a fact that you are
gonna go to jail Ok, you’re already ‘I’m gone’ Have a little fun I don’t mean take off in a high-speed
pursuit No no no don’t know that Cause you’re not gonna get very far I mean if you’re drunk and you know you’re gonna go to jail, ya know And you have tinted windows Have a little extra fun Take off your seat belt Jump over to the passenger side Throw your seat belt back on and just
wait for the cop You have no idea how bad you’re going to
throw his ass off you guys He’s gonna to come over to the driver
side with a flashlight You’re sitting there… He was here a second ago I don’t know where he went Scuse me? What?! Me drive? Aw hell no! I’m fucked up


Run up Ryan

Oct 10, 2018, 9:50 am Reply

Tell lil Cevin heart the funny one is right hear

Run up Ryan

Oct 10, 2018, 9:52 am Reply

With the k he gets a c on his tist

Run up Ryan

Oct 10, 2018, 9:53 am Reply

Thats some fighting cevin heart

Run up Ryan

Oct 10, 2018, 9:53 am Reply

Mad in his car set

Run up Ryan

Oct 10, 2018, 9:55 am Reply

Hows the dumb one talk to a dumbey all the time

Run up Ryan

Oct 10, 2018, 9:57 am Reply

Thats bad

Run up Ryan

Oct 10, 2018, 9:58 am Reply

Jeff dunham you got to hum

Run up Ryan

Oct 10, 2018, 9:59 am Reply

To a toy

Broken Bones

Oct 10, 2018, 12:02 am Reply

“Me, drive? Awe hell no I’m fucked up”

Karlos Henriquez

Oct 10, 2018, 12:02 am Reply

So hilareas

Dria Orr

Nov 11, 2018, 7:56 am Reply

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Trinitykpopfan DIY

Nov 11, 2018, 6:50 pm Reply

Thus sound is on musically so i found it on here and i was laughing so hard

xV a l e r i e x

Nov 11, 2018, 12:31 am Reply

Me:baccically dying of laughing LMFAO

Laura Burns

Nov 11, 2018, 10:34 pm Reply

0:38 to 0:57
Tik Tok be triggered 😂

Travis Mohler

Nov 11, 2018, 4:18 am Reply

don't drink and drive guys I just lost a good friend of mine two days ago cause she was drinking and driving and wrapped her truck around a tree it ain't a joke guys Dont pick up your keys

Ethan Garnham

Nov 11, 2018, 5:14 pm Reply

0:40 best bit

Kailey Stevens

Nov 11, 2018, 10:50 pm Reply

Gabriel I love you so so much💗💗


Nov 11, 2018, 2:12 am Reply

This was not funny at all

Duncan Smal

Nov 11, 2018, 4:11 pm Reply

I love this guy! 😂😂😂

Ace Lux

Nov 11, 2018, 8:19 pm Reply

0:39 had me crying!!!!! XD

Jmc So fly

Dec 12, 2018, 4:35 am Reply

So funny

Antonio Yanez

Dec 12, 2018, 7:05 pm Reply

2018 anyone?

Tammi Krehbiel

Dec 12, 2018, 2:09 am Reply

this is from musiclly

Miranda Torrez

Dec 12, 2018, 4:30 am Reply

Excuse me me drive oh hell no I'm fuck up

magma boss

Dec 12, 2018, 6:28 am Reply


Aradia Megido

Dec 12, 2018, 2:08 am Reply

I came to watch this because I saw the TikTok by many guys. @good4younicotine was funny

Kevin Serna vlogs

Dec 12, 2018, 5:33 am Reply

Go sub to me


Jan 1, 2019, 9:26 am Reply

"Imma go to tjail.." 😂

grizzly magnum

Jan 1, 2019, 2:42 pm Reply

This guy is the best


Jan 1, 2019, 5:53 am Reply

honk Shat ap stiuped!

Jacob Duqutte

Feb 2, 2019, 11:25 pm Reply

This would work

Myrtala Casey

Feb 2, 2019, 1:04 am Reply


Ana Vera

Feb 2, 2019, 12:34 am Reply


Jose Guerrero

Feb 2, 2019, 4:55 am Reply

“Oh hell no, I’m fucked up”

Samantha Bell

Feb 2, 2019, 11:25 pm Reply


Miami Sports

Feb 2, 2019, 12:16 am Reply

What seems to be the officer, problem

Owen Stuart

Feb 2, 2019, 11:40 pm Reply


Adam Hisham

Feb 2, 2019, 5:44 pm Reply


banana gaming

Mar 3, 2019, 12:16 am Reply

2:33 meeee

longhaul 7

Mar 3, 2019, 3:38 pm Reply


josip melih

Mar 3, 2019, 10:13 am Reply

If u have a bad time i mean realy bad time just watch fwe his video <hell ye today is so good day.there is a 15 years of everthing…..

Creative Name

Mar 3, 2019, 9:02 pm Reply

Click this you won’t regret it

Julietta Osorio

Mar 3, 2019, 2:13 pm Reply

I'm ten years old and I'm watching this like a friking teen

Haley Reann

Mar 3, 2019, 5:45 am Reply

Hey Mr. Iglesias just want to say that I love your comedy videos. When I watched one of you videos I literally fell off my bed laughing and crying. I wish that one day I could meet you and shake your hand. 😁

Scrappydoo Gutierrez

Apr 4, 2019, 5:37 pm Reply

The trees in the background are from the bluffs in my hometown

El Carnal Miklo

Apr 4, 2019, 6:33 am Reply

Any of you noticed his Filas?

Rifel Padkaudai

Apr 4, 2019, 6:25 pm Reply

Why I found u in 2019 🥺🥺🥺🥺


Apr 4, 2019, 7:51 pm Reply

1:53 yourchonny reference or source material?

Ariz H

Apr 4, 2019, 3:21 am Reply

Well being drunk is serious because my dad one time was drunk and he hit the side of the road and made a big mark on the car and I was asleep and I didn’t know but my brother told me and he was crying cause we were still little


Apr 4, 2019, 7:18 pm Reply

"Me drive? Oh hell no! I'm f*cked up!" Hahaha


Apr 4, 2019, 11:32 pm Reply

0:39 that’s from TikTok.

Team Fish

Apr 4, 2019, 9:21 pm Reply

Not cool. Not funny. Nothing humorous at all about drunk driving.

Bluegie The Panda

Apr 4, 2019, 8:33 am Reply

It’s was sooo funny. I almost choked on the food I was eating, the power of laughter is too much

Ivette Aponte

May 5, 2019, 4:30 am Reply


Edijing Edijer

May 5, 2019, 6:21 am Reply

Really humorous man
Love his shows
Thank you for making us laugh🙆😘😙😗🙌🙋😂😂😂😂😊😀

Tyler Baez

May 5, 2019, 1:47 am Reply


Xena Costa

May 5, 2019, 4:48 pm Reply

Hey gabe at 2:42 is that you're girlfriend?

John Alefosio

May 5, 2019, 3:23 pm Reply


Stranger Productions

May 5, 2019, 1:32 am Reply


Destiney Mowdy

May 5, 2019, 7:29 am Reply

That's what i would do.

Kevin Hoffpauir

Jun 6, 2019, 3:21 am Reply

I know he did that

Jason Garcia

Jun 6, 2019, 3:30 am Reply

Change the sound of that car sound. not for car but for a cat. Well just sayin. 😊😀😁😂😇


Jun 6, 2019, 2:25 pm Reply

Me "there he is.. STEP ON IT!!" takes off past officer and speeds away
Me "Uhh.. depends on how long you've been following me…*BURPS*
Me "errr..uhh lemme think.. Umm.. NOT ENOUGH!! "now if you excuse me..I have a beer.. err uhh I mean plane to catch!!" **Speeds away**👍

Shanan Alexander

Jun 6, 2019, 9:37 am Reply

I so love tequila

Caramel drop

Jun 6, 2019, 6:01 am Reply

His intro explains this whole thing

Elijah Jennings

Jul 7, 2019, 11:04 am Reply

I saw this on TikTok and thought it was recent it was nine years ago wtf

Anthony MacClaning

Jul 7, 2019, 11:41 pm Reply

WHOOOOOOOOOOP!!! I'm gonna go to jail!!

Patrick Roberts

Jul 7, 2019, 5:28 pm Reply

When your driving in the parking lot of the bar and can’t find the outrance ( another word for exit)😂

4G Mate

Jul 7, 2019, 12:53 pm Reply


Kid X 2Krazy

Jul 7, 2019, 4:18 am Reply

Gabriel gave us a life hack that’ll keep us out of jail and no one hasn’t done it yet


Jul 7, 2019, 7:24 am Reply


Silvia 1234

Jul 7, 2019, 12:45 pm Reply

Não tem legendas em português 😥

Dagh Dyre

Jul 7, 2019, 8:22 pm Reply


Aloyus Knight

Jul 7, 2019, 12:38 pm Reply

What if you can get in the back seat before the cop shows up? Could you get away with it then?

Anthony MacClaning

Jul 7, 2019, 12:08 am Reply

0:51 Or two.. (imitates siren) I'm gonna go to jail!!

Marc Spector

Jul 7, 2019, 1:38 am Reply

"He was here a second ago.
I don't know where he went!"

Jack Son

Jul 7, 2019, 2:27 am Reply

Holy crap, it's 2019, so this was uploaded a decade ago!!

Patricia Ferrell

Jul 7, 2019, 2:28 am Reply

Does anyone known if he going come to NC

ghassan houri

Jul 7, 2019, 9:15 pm Reply


The Torres Family

Jul 7, 2019, 1:57 pm Reply

You got to STOP say bad words please bc my mom do not like it 🙁 but I still love you! :D❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

hakan A

Jul 7, 2019, 8:41 am Reply

Intro is annoying

Keondre Benjamin

Jul 7, 2019, 11:52 pm Reply

He was here a second ago


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Aug 8, 2019, 8:08 am Reply


David Siler

Aug 8, 2019, 6:21 am Reply

I don’t know where the pink elephant went to. It sounds like you’ve been pulled over for driving under the influence?


Aug 8, 2019, 1:52 pm Reply

Well now I know what to do if I ever get pulled over

Marc Wolak

Sep 9, 2019, 5:05 pm Reply


Ruben Anderson

Sep 9, 2019, 12:10 am Reply

Sut up stupid
I’m ok I’m fine I can beat this
I’m gonna go to jail
He was here a second ago
I don’t know where he went
Excuse me me drive?
Oh hell no im fucked up

Erin Burkey

Sep 9, 2019, 2:56 am Reply


Jennifer B

Oct 10, 2019, 4:44 pm Reply

Oh my God hilarious!! my ribs hurt from laughing so hard!!!

Jaslynn’s Life

Nov 11, 2019, 9:08 pm Reply

Anyone here from Tik Tok November ‘19

Michael Frame P.L.L.C.

Dec 12, 2019, 4:33 am Reply

0:52 me watching dragon maid be like

b bird79

Dec 12, 2019, 4:38 am Reply

The siren sound he does is so perfect

Tomas Valdez

Dec 12, 2019, 12:25 am Reply

10 years ago…damn I'm getting old

Ralph Severns

Dec 12, 2019, 12:53 am Reply

Fluffy! My fav

Spaceegoat /

Dec 12, 2019, 1:59 am Reply

ok this is my second favourite since your most watched video. holy shit

Freshly Steak

Dec 12, 2019, 2:40 pm Reply

Who else wants to be a comedian after watching this!😹

Jitters The Clown

Jan 1, 2020, 3:21 am Reply

Epic story

Elias Aspeli

Jan 1, 2020, 12:17 pm Reply

this guy will be president
I wanna go to jail

Eaglefeather21 #saveyoutube

Jan 1, 2020, 7:50 pm Reply

Who’s watching 2020? I miss old Gabriel :3

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