Dr. Phil DESTROYS spoiled brat!!!! . — Dr Phil #7

By Brian Lemay 100 comments


You know what no one likes? ‘Pewdiepie’ SHUTTHEFUCKUPPP K A B O O M ! Spoiled little kids! No one likes em’… It’s time for Dr. Phil to D E S T R O Y COMPLETELY ANNIHILATE these spoiled brats. This kid is called Gabriela. She’s 14 years old, she drinks, she smokes, some-uh-something, and she likes to do whatever she wants. Mom: -crack at her I challenge- Man: But you’re breaking the law. Woman: Okay. Mom: *Mumbling*
Gabriela: Oh no- Dr. Phil: What did you just say? x2 Mom: Ugh, she’s worse than I am. Dr Phil: What’d you say? Gabriela: I said “Oh no” Dr Phil: Oh, so you think this is a joke? Little Brat: Yes! Savage Phil: Okay, you think this is a joke, ’cause this is not gonna be funny in about 5 minutes. Savage Phil: Okay, you think this is a joke, ’cause this is not gonna be funny in about 5 minutes.
Guy: She’s scared. x2 Guy: She’s scared. x2 Dr. Phil is gonna kill her. *laughs* DR. PHIL IS GONNA DESTROY! YEAH, GET ‘EM DR. PHIL! As always, kids don’t just become psycho by themselves, there’s always a parent involved to lead them down that path. This time, it’s the mom. Gabriela: *crying* It’s not his fault!
Mom: It’s not his fault, it’s not his fault. And- Man: It’s both of you, both of you did not love her enough. Both: WOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW Mom: That’s messed up maaan.
Gabriela: You guys are so sad! wOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW WOOOOOWWW So, “What is really happening here Felix?” Don’t worry. I will explain. Alright? Grandmother: I wrote in to Dr. Phil because I was so ‘worried’ about what’s going on with my granddaughter. What’s going on completely terrifies me. The grandma is concerned about her granddaughter. What does she do? Contact the authorities? Maybe try and get some help? OR CALL DOCTOR PHIL! *clap* x4 God bless this grandma, she knew what the right thing to do was. Ridicule her online, which will stay there forever, or just settle things privately. Somebody had better do something around here!! There’s something VERY wrong with this picture. Sorry, I agree 100%… IS THAT A CAN OF BEANS?! ZOOM IN ON THAT CAN… IS THAT BEANS?! That’s gotta be beans! Someone stop the bean meme, PLEASE! She’s just trolling, I knew it. I feel that Gabriela NEEDS to be taken away from her mother- The bottom line is, when I think of what Kaylie has done to Gabriela, I hope she goes to jail. Pewds: Daaaaamn! Dr. Phil: You’ve been listening to our conversation so far. Grandma: Yes I have. Dr. Phil: And you actually wrote in, and asked for me to get involved in this situation. Dr Phil: What was the prime driver? What made you- What was the primary thing that made you write in? *Money* *Money*
The views, okay. *chuckle* Pewds: That’s a great question, by the way. Why did you- Why did you contact- I never understand. They surely must get paid for this. Why would you write Dr. Phil? If you can afford your own psychiatrist. Why is Dr. Phil like the last resort? I mean I enjoy it! I’ll take it! I just don’t get it. Grandma: I love my granddaughter. Pewds: No y- *stutters and laughs* 𝒜𝓃𝒹 𝑀𝑜𝓃𝑒𝓎 Grandmama: *cries* I love her to pieces. Grandma: And I’ve seen, what SHE has done to her. She’s a loving, caring person. And I’ve watched it- and I’ve watched WHAT YOU’VE DONE TO HER!! Grandma: YOU HAVE MESSED HER UP!!! Kaylie: *sarcastically* I’m so sorry.
👏👏𝔸𝕡𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕦𝕤𝕖 👏👏 👏👏𝔸𝕡𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕦𝕤𝕖 👏👏 *claps x8*
That’s a great pause right there. Very nice. So, what is wrong with the mom? Well, let’s just jUmP iNtO iT! Let’s just get into… the mother. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Surely, she can’t be that bad. What can she do that would be such a big deal? CJ (Father): Five months after Kaylie and I had separated, Gabriel had come home and she dropped a big bomb. She was eleven years old at the time. Kaylie: I explained to my daughter I was a professional dominatrix. (……) S’cuse me?
*chuckles* Could you say that again?? CJ: She was 11 years old at the time. Kaylie: I explained to my daughter, that I was a professional dominatrix. Pewds: She’s a domi- what? The ones that like to… wear the thing…? And spank the thing?? 50 Shades Of Things???? Okay, that seems like an appropriate thing to tell your… eleven year old daughter. I don’t see why not. CJ: She’s been drinking alcohol. She and Gabriel were smoking pot together. My daughter has also been sexually active. Kaylie: Sex is a natural thing. We eat, we use the bathroom, we shower, and we have sex! It’s not a big deal. Dr. Phil: Your wife has become a dominatrix, and you send your daughter to live with her! Dr. Phil: I get here this morning, And, they’re telling me, that over the weekend, Three security guards are standing outside your hotel door! You had been very loud, smoking marijuana, disturbing other guests, and threw a… used, feminine product- Pewds: wHAT? Feminine product? What is he referring to?
(a tampon) Dr. Phil: So, when you arrive at the main- Pewds: I love these reactions that they added in. Dr. Phil: So, when you arrive-
*weird pewdiepie gasping noises* Do they just tell people in the audience to make silly faces? I mean surely that’s not that shocking, I don’t think a lot of people that made me– a lot of things that made me go- Except when I really yawn. *laughs* Up top, everybody! Smash like on this video if you yawn. Dr. Phil: In the west building, the next afternoon, with your daughter, and apologized and admit that you and Gabrielle just got high last night. And then, braless, you pull out your breast in front of the staff in the lobby- Pewdiepie: What?? Kaylie: Yeah… Dr Phil: -and explain: “I sometimes get naked when I get irritated.” Pewdiepie: What!!???
Kaylie: Yeah… Pewdiepie: *quoting woman* “I sometimes get naked when I’m irritated”. As you do. x2
*laughs* Sometimes I take a poop when I’m tired Dr Phil: You smoke marijuana with her? Kaylie: Yeah, we smoke before we meditate. Come, uh… come take a look! Come, uh… come take a look!
Dr Phill: Well, okay, I will. Oh, she’s here. Dr Phill: Well, okay. I will. Oh, she’s here. Pewdiepie: So, let’s hear, from Gabrielle, what this relationship is like. Gabrielle: My dad really does want me to act like some typical white girl. It’s just not me… *Pewdiepie laughs* *Imitating Gabrielle* “My dad just wants me to be a typical white girl~”. *lifts shirt* It’s just not me.
*laughs* Gabrielle: I started having sex about a year ago. I feel like I’m completely mature enough to be in a sexual relationship, just because I have all the- Pewds: Oh lookadit!!
I feel like I’m completely mature enough to be in a sexual relationship, just because I have all the- I feel like I’m completely mature enough to be in a sexual relationship, just because I have all- Pewdiepie: It’s so funny, they’re always so delusional. All kids are stupid, okay…. There’s nothing wrong with it. It’s just when they’re especially stupid, that it becomes funny. Gabrielle: I love my mom’s work. I so respect my mom’s work. and I so treasure my mom’s work, only because of the way her eyes light up when she talks to me about it. Pewdiepie: Wait… she likes that her mom is a dominatrix, because her eyes lit up when she talks about it? HEY KID! Let me tell you about my job… I SpAnK people! Okay? So great, sharing your passions with your daughter. ᵒʰ ᵐʸ ᵍᵒᵈ I feel bad for the daughter, I really do. Like, she deserves better parents. CJ: Gabrielle is a teenager, she’s a young lady. This is beyond inappropriate. It’s crazy! Kaylie: Some people might say that I’m a prostitute! CJ said that I’m a self-made whore. I love what I do, and I don’t care what anybody thinks… Much less CJ. Pewdiepie: Well you just reiterated what he said, so therefore, you do care. Aha- point, proven, wrong. Ha- Owned libtard. Kaylie: I’d like to address your understanding of my profession. Dr. Phil: Okay… Kaylie: So, while what I do is sexual in nature, it’s not sexual in… work. It’s about the idea of that. And it’s a very deep subject so it’s probably… another topic but- Pewds: It’s a very deep topic, the topic of dominatrix. You wouldn’t possibly understand Dr. Phil. Maybe we could come back later and we could discuss this. You’re here for your daughter, okay? Just get that right. No one cares. Kaylie: It’s about… um… fantasy. Does that make sense? Dr. Phill: I’ll take your word for it. *audience laughs* Pewdiepie: Come on, Doctor. You know- you know exactly- *snickers* I know what goes on in the Dr. Phil house. Kaylie: My daughter understands what it is- and it’s, uh- It’s important. Pewds: Why? What’s Important about it? Why is it important for your daughter to know about it? It’s so weird! Dr. Phil: You have your daughter right now and where do you live? Kaylie: We don’t really live
anywhere, we’ve been waiting for my settlement from CJ to get our new place,
and so now, we’ve just been with different friends. Pewds: This is what happens
when you marry a thot. Okay, a bad thot. It like a bad, bad (incoherent). You never truly recovered from them. Dr. Phil: You smoked marijuana with her. Kaylie: I do now yeah, we smoke before
we meditate- when we meditate together. Pewds: So the mom explains why she lets her smoke weed, and it’s basically because at least then she’ll know that it’s nothing bad, in the
weed. Besides, you know, like if you buy it on the street you can sometimes– I don’t
know anything about this okay! so just- I don’t know. That’s her philosophy at least. Dr. Phil: Now she’s 14! Kaylie: I agree, and- *sigh* Pewds: I agree! She is 14. I agree. I guess- I suppose we can agree that she is 14 years old. This whole weed issue however- Kaylie: I tried to find a way to talk to her a way she’d hear me, and try to get on board with me, because… if I tell- even if I tell her,
“Listen I don’t think- I don’t want a video of that- I don’t want you posting that. I don’t want-” Well she’ll do it behind my back. x2 So- Dr. Phil: But you’re smoking dope with your daughter at a concert! Kaylie: I wasn’t smoking that. Dr. Phil: She- You’re with your daughter smoking dope at a concert
Kaylie: Yeah she was- Kaylie: -smoking and we were at the concert. Yeah. Pewds: *pfft* So her excuses that she’ll just do it anyway. She’s out of control. I can’t control her. “But you’re doing it right next to her!” The mom’s response, *Imitating the mom* “Uh, well, I wasn’t doing it. It was my daughter who was smoking, not me! I would never!” Gabriele: I feel my mom and I are like twins. We’re so much alike! We’re identical, we have the same
thoughts! Pewds: ‘Cause you both are. Ha ha! Get it? Did I just call a 14 year old a thot? I
didn’t- That joke came out wrong, okay? It worked for a half a second. Okay, I’ll
take it. Gabriel: I feel like I’m completely mature
enough to be in a sexual relationship- just because I have all this knowledge
and understanding. Pewds: I just have so much knowledge and understanding at the age of 14. *mocking Gabriel* My mind- I am very smart. My mind, VERY big. A bOoGa rOoGa DoO My mom teach me very important lessons about life. *intimidating Kaylie* Hey kid, you want to hear more about th-the spanking? Dr. Phil: How do you describe a polyamorous relationship? *sigh* Gabriele: A relationship where, two people love each other- but have sexual relations with other people. Dr. Phil: Okay, Pewds: Wait, Isn’t that an open relationship? Poly is when you love more than one person right? *Reading* ‘Ability or capacity to love more than one person at a time- You’re talking
about an open relatio- Dr. Phil: So, you’re in a polyamorous relationship because… You say, “how can one person give you everything” Gabriel: Yeah. Dr. Phil: You’re 14, which- does that seem… to you… young to be sexually active in a relationship? Gabriel: No, because according to everybody else in this room and everybody on the planet, they have
their own stereotypes, their own statistics for how things are ‘supposed
to be’. The way the things are supposed to be. You’re supposed to do this at this
age, and this at this age, and you can’t do these things when you’re this age because… Why? Why can’t I do these things, Dr. Phil? Dr. Phil: Wow that’s pretty judgmental. You just Dr. Phil: Wow that’s pretty judgmental. You just
Kaylie: You’re judgmental. judged everybody in this room, and you
don’t know a-one of them- Gabrielle: The whole point of this show is to judge me; it’s for everybody to sit back and judge me. Kaylie: Yeah, that’s the one she’s talking about. CJ: The whole point of the show isn’t to judge you, the whole point of the show is to get you some help! *applause*
Pewds: OH! That’s a clap, *clap x3* That’s a clap. *snicker* I love these kids who think they have figured out the entire world. And you had this stupid mom who enables it as well. “She’s so woke, what can I say, she’s so woke”. So, the ‘Philling’ goes on, or the- Philling, drilling, get it? Got really good jokes today, I really- I’m really Philling it. *chuckles* And Gabrielle and her mom are getting a little… they’re getting a little irritated. They’re getting a little impatient. The bubble is about to drop!
Just keep watching. Dr. Phil: By definition of the law, your daughter is not capable of giving consent. Kaylie: Mhm. Pewds: *mocking Kaylie* Mhm, I’m listening.

Dr: Phil: Because before she reaches a certain age, that’s why we have laws for specific work- Dr: Phil: Because before she reaches a certain age, that’s why we have laws for specific work- Pewds: Are we talking about dominatrix?

Dr: Phil: Because before she reaches a certain age, that’s why we have laws for specific work- When a child is a certain age, they don’t have the capacity to give consent. That’s why adults… are charged with
making those decisions for them and protecting them; you’re supposed to be
able to see around corners. And when you say, “I’m giving her dope, because all kids smoke dope anyway”, that’s absolutely, unequivocally untrue! Kaylie: Yes. *applause*
Pewds: Yess! *applause*
Dr. Phil: Well, look- *applause*
Kaylie: *mumbling* *applause*
Dr Phill: Listen, You can roll your eyes- Kaylie: So true.
Dr Phill: Listen, You can roll your eyes- Dr Phill: Listen, You can roll your eyes- Pewds: I bet- she’s probably high right now. She goes, “So true. I don’t care”. Such a 𝔹̷̡͚̰̰͔̤͂̄͑̀͐̏̾͆𝕀̸̬̅̌́̅̾͝𝔸̷̭̤̼̀̂̄̍̂̓͊̚͘͠𝔸̸̗̜͉͐̓́̃̂ℍ̷̡̡͓̯̜͇̫̈́́̇̊̂̆̈́͠ℍ̸͚̫̤̊̽̕ℍ̴̫͚̜̜̐̿͊́͘ . I hate her. NAAH Dr. Phil: You can be sarcastic all you want, you are committing a crime! Kaylie: Amen. Pewds: *clap* Get ’em Phil! *clap* Keep drilling! Pewds: *clap* Get ’em Phil! *clap* Keep drilling!
Dr: Phil: You are committing a crime! Dr: Phil: You are committing a crime! Mama Thot: Okay. And you can tell- you can hear me, or you can tell it to a judge, but you are committing a crime. This is the medical director of DCFS (Department of Child and Family Services). This is the man that makes Pewds: Yeah! The director of DFS!

that decision. You are committing a crime! Pewds: 𝓝𝓞𝓦 𝓚𝓘𝓛𝓛 𝓗𝓘𝓜 Dr. Phil: This is not a matter of opinion! You are providing your child with alcohol, you are providing her with marijuana, you are allowing her, knowingly, to have sex- Pewds: And you’re telling her about the things. Dr. Phil: These are crimes! * 👏 a 👏 p 👏 p 👏 l 👏 a 👏 u 👏 s 👏 e 👏 * They look so dumbfounded. They just can’t understand. ‘Cause– they’re in this room where no one likes them, right, everyone is against them and they just don’t seem to understand why. Dr. Phil: Do you not understand that by statute, it’s a crime? Kaylie: Okay. Dr. Phil: No- not okay, do you not understand that? Kaylie: I do understand that… Yeah, that you’re…
but I explained why… why I do it that way. If you- wanna have a crack at her, I– Man: but you’re breaking the law. Kaylie: Okay.
Gabrielle: Oh no~ Kaylie: *mumbling*
Man: Yeah. Dr. Phil: What did you just say? Pewds: Oh. Yeah,
Dr. Phil: What did you just say? Pewds & Dr. Phil: 𝕨̷̦͇͕̗̘͙͇̳̗̯͑̌͆̍̈̾̕𝕙̴̢͙͎͎̹̹̦̟̇͠𝕒̵̱͊̈́͊͠𝕥̴̢̛̛̯̣̗̮̓́̏͆͊̊̈͜͝ ̵͓̞̈́̊̈̇͠𝕕̸͓̟̬̱͎̥̙̤̀̈̆̇̓͑̏͘𝕚̵̜͇̌̎̍̈́͛̿̆͌̔͝𝕕̴͙͉͙̀̇͗̈̐ͅ ̵̧̯̅̈́̒̏̕𝕪̵̱͓̫̳̰̣͖̯̻̆͗͝𝕠̵͉͈̣̮̲̣̭̞̬̂͗ͅ𝕦̷̱̠̟͍̘̭̤͕̼͐̀̊̾͝ ̵̨̣̩̝̪̍̐͐̋͗͆͛̈͝𝕛̷̪̱̬̋̈͑͑̿𝕦̷̘͍͙̩͊̊𝕤̶̮͆͛͋̈́͊̄͂̐͊𝕥̵̨͈̬̘̊̈́̎̂̀͊̾̏͆͝ ̴̛̛̽̊́̀̃̎̂ͅ𝕤̸̨̼̖̜̻͈͗͊𝕒̵̹͖̳̚𝕪̸̡̰̝͇̪̤̌͆̌̈̍?̴͔͇̮̪͎͖̓̆̂́̂́ͅ Kaylie: She’s worse than I am.
Way worse than I am. Dr. Phil: What’d you say?
Kaylie: She’s worse than I am.
Way worse than I am. Stubborn Brat: i SaiD oH nO Dr. Phil: Oh, so you think this is a joke? Brat: Yes. Philler: Okay, you think this is a joke, ’cause this is not going to be funny in about five minutes. Philler: Okay, you think this is a joke, ’cause this is not going to be funny in about five minutes.

Man: She’s scared. x2 * 🄰 🄿 🄿 🄻 🄰 🅄 🅂 🄴 * *clap x4*
Pewds: That’s a clap. x2 *chuckle*
* 🄰 🄿 🄿 🄻 🄰 🅄 🅂 🄴 * Dr. Phil: Do you have any idea…
what the research says about the neurological impact of that on a teenage brain? Gabrielle: No, and don’t care. (damn) Kaylie: I told her that. x2 Dr. Phil: Well, that tells me the research is correct. Pewds: OH! SAVAGE, Dr. Phil! Dr. Phil: Seriously! *Pewds’ corny laughter* *clap x3*
Pewds: That’s a clap. x2

Dr. Phil: What do you mean you don’t care? *clap x3*
Pewds: That’s a clap. x2

Gabrielle: I don’t. Why, would a normal child– with no disability (which is questionable)– would need to smoke three times a day? *clap x4*
Alright, my favorite bit. This is it, this is where she cries. *snicker* WHAT!? I like watching children cry.
Is there anything wrong with that? Didn’t think so. So Dr. Phil proposes– these are both terrible parents, right? The only way to really save this child, is to send her off to the Ranch.
To the Ranch with her! Dr. Phil: I think you really only have one reasonable choice, to send her to a place called Turnabout Ranch. Pewds: The Ranch! x2
Dr. Phil: I think you really only have one reasonable choice, to send her to a place called Turnabout Ranch. Pewds: The Ranch! x2 That’s right, you’re going to the Ranch. You’re going to the Ranch! You’re going to the Ranch boi! I feel like I’m the psycho, right?
This makes me so happy. I might seem cruel here, but the
Turnabout Ranch seems awesome, okay? I would love to go to the Turnabout Ranch, okay? Girl: Real Ranch, real values. And I think why Turn About Ranch is so effective, it’s kinda like a three-legged stool: Pewds: Look at this! They got bananas!

Girl: Real Ranch, real values. And I think why Turn About Ranch is so effective, it’s kinda like a three-legged stool: Girl: Real ranch, real values. And I think why Turnabout Ranch is so effective, it’s kinda like a three-legged stool: Pewds: They got horses! Look at those!

Girl: Real Ranch, real values. And I think why Turn About Ranch is so effective, it’s kinda like a three-legged stool: There’s academics, there’s therapy, and then there’s the ranch life. The ranch life is is gonna teach her lots of Pewds: you get to polish tables!

There’s academics, there’s therapy, and then there’s the ranch life. The ranch life is is gonna teach her lots of There’s academics, there’s therapy, and then there’s the ranch life. The ranch life is is gonna teach her lots of great things. She’s gonna have an
opportunity to be able- Pewds: Look at her she’s crying!

great things. She’s gonna have an
opportunity to be able- *cynical laughter* W H E E Z E You’re just gonna ride horses! What’s the big deal? What’s so bad about the Ranch, I don’t get it! Dr. Phil: Now… Pewds: That’s a clap! x2
Clap up for the ranch! Smash like for the Ranch.
*clap x6* Dr. Phil: In order for that to work, you, and you, must be willing to work in creating a co-parenting plan, while

Pewds: That’s a clap! x2
Clap up for the ranch! Smash like for the Ranch.
*clap x6* Dr. Phil: In order for that to work, you, and you, must be willing to work in creating a co-parenting plan, while she’s gone. Pewds: Can I go to the ranch? Dr. Phil, please. Maybe I should fake being a psycho kid, end up on Dr. Phil, go to the Ranch, and then I can make a react video out of that video. ᵈᵃᵐⁿ ᵗʰᵃᵗ’ˢ ᵍᵉⁿᶦᵘˢ Look at her, she’s like, ready to kill Dr. Phil. “ℌ𝔬𝔴 𝔡𝔞𝔯𝔢 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔡 𝔪𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔱𝔥𝔢 ℜ𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔥”. Dr. Phil: Your prediction is they’ll remove this child from the home, before dark, today, right? Man: Absolutely.
Yup. x2 Pewds: See, that’s the thing. What her parents are doing is illegal so she’ll be taken away anyway. You got Dr. Phil: She’ll be either be– placed with a family member, such as the grandmother, who can then make

Pewds: See, that’s the thing. What her parents are doing is illegal so she’ll be taken away anyway. You got Dr. Phil: She’ll be either be– placed with a family member, such as the grandmother, who can then make

or the Ranch. Dr. Phil: She’ll be either be– placed with a family member, such as the grandmother, who can then make the decision the send her to Turnabout Ranch, or she’ll go into foster care if you don’t want her. But, there’s no way in hell they’re going to allow her to stay
parented, by you two, until you demonstr- Pewds: Right, yes-

way in hell they’re going to allow her to stay
parented, by you two, until you demonstr- Look at her. I hate her. 𝕀 𝕙 𝕒 𝕥 𝕖 𝕪 𝕠 𝕦 . I want a TV show around the Turnabout Ranch. Imagine. Just imagine. Like a reality TV show. Where all the psycho kids go. and at the end of it- it’s kind of like Hunger Games, with psycho kids, you know? You don’t feel bad because they’re psycho, right? So they all fight– for survival on the Ranch. I think with the right people in mind, the right people shooting it I think it could be a hit. Dr. Phil, hit me up, plz CJ: Listening to her cry… 𝖘 𝖔 𝖇 𝖇 It’s tough because… you know, she’s my little girl. Kaylie: IknowthatI’magoodmotherotherwisewewouldn’tbehereandshewouldn’tbegoingtotheranchsw- Pewds: Ughhgh, ugh I hate you more! Stop!
Yeeughh! Dr. Phil, can we send her to the ᴅ̴̢̬̙̘͙̒͛͐̌̌̈́̈́̿͘͘ ᴇ̵̗͐̂̓̽̅̉̕ ᴀ̸͚͊̾̊̎͑̀͂̚ ᴛ̷͚͈̌̒̌ ʜ̵̬̲̯͊͛͂̓́̈͜͠ ̶͈̯͓͖̣̺̫̗̯̌̅͒͌̓̊ʀ̷̨̩͍̉̈͌̈̐̆͒̅̓͘ ᴀ̷̣̣͈̝̤̲͖͗̒͜͠ ɴ̵̡̢̡̧̳̗̫͖͒ ᴄ̴̣̫̘͕̻͗͛ ʜ̴̨̧̱̩̠̥͖̗͊͑̄̈̿̑͝ “IknowImagoodmotherwhyelsewouldshegototheRanch?” what is wrong with you You’re a bad mother because she needs to go to the Ranch. Hold yourself accountable for one second… Kaylie: I know I’m good mother otherwise we wouldn’t be here to be going to the Ranch would she? Pewds: Can I tell you by some dominatrix? plz 👁 👁 Can we have the Dr. Phil dominating askjdhfkafd…? * 𝘮 𝘢 𝘯 𝘪 𝘢 𝘤 𝘢 𝘭 𝘭 𝘢 𝘶 𝘨 𝘩 𝘵 𝘦 𝘳 * * 𝙢 𝙖 𝙣 𝙞 𝙖 𝙘 𝙖 𝙡 𝙡 𝙖 𝙪 𝙜 𝙝 𝙩 𝙚 𝙧 * CJ: If it helps my daughter, then god bless. Pewds: God bless the grandma for sending in the psycho kid. *clap x4*
Pewds: God bless the grandma for sending in the psycho kid. If you have a psycho kid and you’re a grandma watching, I urge you to type in to Dr. Phil right now, and send her off to the Ranch.
That’s it for me for now. Thank you guys so much for watching, if
you enjoyed this video, smash like. Subscribe, and become a sponsor. I can’t do the live stream because I got a copyright strike for playing Despacito. I’m trying to figure it out. I know it’s really bad that I promised to do a live stream and then I can’t but I’m trying to figure it out okay.
So become a sponsor.

100 Comments

caroline kelley

Sep 9, 2019, 1:38 am Reply

Pewdiepie-All kids are stupid.
Me-But I made a 100 on my math test

Dwight Brown

Sep 9, 2019, 1:40 am Reply

She said dominatrix dude I heard her clearly

Nik Susnjara

Sep 9, 2019, 1:45 am Reply

She's right tho. Dr. Phil's show is a joke.

Clara Deshotels-Bujnoch

Sep 9, 2019, 2:05 am Reply

18:13 the captions for 'death ranch' XDDD

Sydney Sacino

Sep 9, 2019, 2:18 am Reply

I knew PewDiePie liked trump 😍😍

ItsjustmeNoah

Sep 9, 2019, 2:27 am Reply

When Felix realizes that half his channel is supported by children 😂😂

Tulip Tulip

Sep 9, 2019, 2:30 am Reply

0:02 omg it’s sayori

lil chicken 123

Sep 9, 2019, 2:31 am Reply

getttttttttttttttttttttt rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssstttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd spoiled bratssssssssssssss

Roxana Mihaela

Sep 9, 2019, 2:39 am Reply

she's quacking

David Kinnamon

Sep 9, 2019, 2:51 am Reply

YAAAAAY THE RANCH THEY WILL SUFFER HAHAHAHAAHAHH UHUHHHUUUU

Sophia Anderson

Sep 9, 2019, 3:04 am Reply

She is a freaking brat she seemed nice

meme supreme

Sep 9, 2019, 3:37 am Reply

Wow this is back when pewds actually made content

Vijay Sharma

Sep 9, 2019, 3:53 am Reply

3:33

Vladimir Dimarucut

Sep 9, 2019, 3:55 am Reply

wew
thank God im not a stupid child

emma dusting

Sep 9, 2019, 3:57 am Reply

I yawn

Tippsel

Sep 9, 2019, 3:57 am Reply

joergan?
is that you at the ranch

Joel Mitchell

Sep 9, 2019, 4:00 am Reply

Felix “ *opens eyes really wide*. Hey kid, let me tell you bout my job…I spank people.”
😂😂

licky licky

Sep 9, 2019, 4:03 am Reply

Bro, like genuinely my grandma is asking me for doctor Phil's number. We low key despise each other and I think shes gonna try to send me to the RANCH

Miguel Coronel

Sep 9, 2019, 4:06 am Reply

So shes a big brain

doge master

Sep 9, 2019, 4:08 am Reply

For every 1m people subbed to PewDiePie I will add 1 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

SynthesisZ

Sep 9, 2019, 4:16 am Reply

6:54 You ARE

SCP 682

Sep 9, 2019, 4:26 am Reply

Why are you laughing next to a part of abuse?

Kush Patel

Sep 9, 2019, 4:33 am Reply

10:04 She Must've watched heaps of Rick and Morty then

MWDK1

Sep 9, 2019, 4:46 am Reply

Happy b day dr phill he’s 69 now

Ya local Carlton Guy

Sep 9, 2019, 4:48 am Reply

13:32 Guy is very Shook his face also says I'm about to end this woman's whole career

James Vincent Apita

Sep 9, 2019, 5:03 am Reply

who's here after 100 mil?

Click03

Sep 9, 2019, 5:26 am Reply

I yawn too haha

GlowyMellow Games

Sep 9, 2019, 5:37 am Reply

I dont liked the vid cuz i dont yawn

Klay Mart Cunanan

Sep 9, 2019, 5:45 am Reply

If you don't like this, you're going to the ranch.

you’re gei

Sep 9, 2019, 5:49 am Reply

the king of sick burns
goron ramsey
dr phil

Ramuneing Juice

Sep 9, 2019, 5:50 am Reply

12:31 I CANTTT STOP LAUGHING HEIDISHS WHY IS THIS SOOO FUNNY???!!!!

Ryan Mackey

Sep 9, 2019, 5:58 am Reply

why would someones mother let her smoke some marijuana?

Just Us

Sep 9, 2019, 5:59 am Reply

NHE

Snappy G821

Sep 9, 2019, 6:05 am Reply

Wow wow wow!!!!!!!

FH4 Gaming

Sep 9, 2019, 6:06 am Reply

When I actually kinda want go to the ranch.

יאיר קקון

Sep 9, 2019, 6:43 am Reply

This video was on my birthday and pewds she has a BIG BRAIN

IcyLix

Sep 9, 2019, 6:56 am Reply

5:04 who else yawned

louis desmet

Sep 9, 2019, 7:06 am Reply

Wait???? You said all kids are stupid??!!!!
Well we are all 9 year olds so HAHAHAH YEA IM STUPID!!!

Sana Bae

Sep 9, 2019, 7:11 am Reply

Watch TheMauryShowOfficial all about dna testing

GeneralMeow99

Sep 9, 2019, 7:30 am Reply

Title: Dr Phil Destroys Spoilt Brat!!!
Me: A video about me?
Me clicks on Video.
Me Again: Aww Man! It ain't about me!

GeneralMeow99

Sep 9, 2019, 7:33 am Reply

All kids are stupid! When I was a kid, I made a mistake and ate too much candy during Halloween.

i6oub – طوب

Sep 9, 2019, 7:39 am Reply

5:11 eyyy I just yawned

EREN ÖZKUM

Sep 9, 2019, 7:50 am Reply

6:34 lol

Charv

Sep 9, 2019, 7:53 am Reply

I´m 13 years old i also smoke weed but it is normal in The Netherlands lol

i like akechi

Sep 9, 2019, 8:00 am Reply

can i go to the ranch? 😀

bug boy

Sep 9, 2019, 8:01 am Reply

They were smoking pot from a — a bloody tampon..

Harris Black

Sep 9, 2019, 8:07 am Reply

All kids are stupid

Nine year old army 🙁

pilargravy 29

Sep 9, 2019, 8:13 am Reply

Smash like for The RANCH 👇👇👇

Grim_Spudz

Sep 9, 2019, 8:31 am Reply

Miss the old pewds

Killer Beast

Sep 9, 2019, 8:52 am Reply

I love my mom too but your mom is stupid

Emmanuel Avecilla

Sep 9, 2019, 8:53 am Reply

DAMA DAMA

Emmanuel Avecilla

Sep 9, 2019, 8:53 am Reply

lol DR.Phil

Phoenix Zantey

Sep 9, 2019, 8:54 am Reply

#drphill

OneTap • topifrags

Sep 9, 2019, 9:14 am Reply

The momentt when Felix said ''Ay kid… Lemme tell you about my job. I spank people'' I just lost it XDDD

Esťa Stejskalová

Sep 9, 2019, 9:19 am Reply

Some spoiled child: kill five people
Doctor Phill: "SeND hEr tO ThE RanCh!"

Brandon不烂灯

Sep 9, 2019, 9:24 am Reply

HeY KiD WaNna HeAr AbOuT My JoB ? ?!?! ?!?!?!??!?!

Senior Buritto

Sep 9, 2019, 9:30 am Reply

Best grandma of the year:I hope she goes to jail

Undefined Error

Sep 9, 2019, 9:38 am Reply

The reason to go to Dr. Phil and not the authorities is that the ranch actually helps the kids, the parents get guidance too and the family is not immediately torn apart. If the police was called in the girl would probably go into foster care where they don't have the resources to fix all her… Well everything.

Lovre Dragičević

Sep 9, 2019, 9:49 am Reply

I actuality yawned when you said smash like if you yawn

general iann

Sep 9, 2019, 9:51 am Reply

F the freaking mother

K1L1

Sep 9, 2019, 9:55 am Reply

👷👷🏻‍♂️👷🏼‍♂️👷🏽‍♂️👷🏾‍♂️👷🏿‍♂️👷‍♀️👷🏻‍♀️👷🏼‍♀️👷🏽‍♀️👷🏾‍♀️👷🏿‍♀️

ZephyrFX

Sep 9, 2019, 10:02 am Reply

12:07 "gabriela and her mom are getting irritated" i guess we all know whats going to happen next.

Zoinks

Sep 9, 2019, 10:05 am Reply

Clearly she's that one person who smiles when they talk about smashing in school.

Eva Dobre

Sep 9, 2019, 10:10 am Reply

6:36 the demon in my closet be like:

Can we get 69.000 subs without anywork ?

Sep 9, 2019, 10:14 am Reply

10:10 we call it Big Brain now.

navy

Sep 9, 2019, 10:27 am Reply

this is when the prophecy of the BiG bRaIn was confirmed 10:11

Akride

Sep 9, 2019, 10:35 am Reply

she right tho

Nguyen Chi Minh

Sep 9, 2019, 10:36 am Reply

i'm from the future. the ranch has been possessing Joergen the whole time, and his friends too

Nicho Arnaiz

Sep 9, 2019, 10:39 am Reply

Delusional little Twats 10:03

Barry Baoli

Sep 9, 2019, 10:42 am Reply

Is this r/entitledparents?????

Nicho Arnaiz

Sep 9, 2019, 10:45 am Reply

Pewdiepie are u editing the captions?

ilairub

Sep 9, 2019, 10:54 am Reply

doctor phill is 69 years old….. nice

Matt Sugui

Sep 9, 2019, 11:00 am Reply

Hmmm.
I sense something 🐟y.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. [Face distorts to oblivion]

Wow Explosives

Sep 9, 2019, 11:09 am Reply

PewDiePie and Dr. Phil should team to beat T-Series.

Wow Explosives

Sep 9, 2019, 11:11 am Reply

When Dr. Phil makes a new m&m. 1:35

Lucky Duck

Sep 9, 2019, 11:15 am Reply

Dr phill Nah Dr pill

Agentconwill213

Sep 9, 2019, 11:37 am Reply

These people are tapped

Cyclupe

Sep 9, 2019, 11:37 am Reply

i wanna do to the ranch

john_pr2

Sep 9, 2019, 11:39 am Reply

13:13 The sound pewds makes is hilarious. He sounds like Luigi and Wario combined

茉奈MaNa/

Sep 9, 2019, 11:40 am Reply

These ppl piss me off so much

kurohana END

Sep 9, 2019, 11:45 am Reply

After 6 days this vid gonna be officially 1 year old

Rohit Bisht

Sep 9, 2019, 11:51 am Reply

H

Gaming Zone

Sep 9, 2019, 11:58 am Reply

I love this Swedish guy "Pewds"

treanch fighter

Sep 9, 2019, 12:01 pm Reply

6:16
the 9 year old army
Noooo

Society sucks

Sep 9, 2019, 12:03 pm Reply

Pls make water sheep merch

Abijit Joseph

Sep 9, 2019, 12:05 pm Reply

Say donald Trump : instead of building a wall, build a ranch.

RosexUwU

Sep 9, 2019, 12:10 pm Reply

Imagine that happening in Asia, ya. my mother's gonna kill me literally.

Black Soul

Sep 9, 2019, 12:14 pm Reply

👁👄👁

Jack Bradswer

Sep 9, 2019, 12:26 pm Reply

American people are worst.america country of freedom that why american people do not have religone

MonstrosityMusicz

Sep 9, 2019, 12:29 pm Reply

Looks at the ranch clip

Me: I wanna go there

Scarleta Reds

Sep 9, 2019, 12:30 pm Reply

SEND

HER

TO

THE

RANCH.

#SebGen14 003

Sep 9, 2019, 12:41 pm Reply

For all comments

Did you know that 17 years old and below are still kids!!?

😎😎😎😎😎

Coolkat Gaming YT

Sep 9, 2019, 12:41 pm Reply

At around 14:38 you can hear the mum say send her away.

Matt Gilbert

Sep 9, 2019, 12:58 pm Reply

I swear to god I will beat that woman with a frikin hammer

Matt Gilbert

Sep 9, 2019, 1:05 pm Reply

Roses are red

Trees have a branch

Screw this wannebe and send her to the ranch

UltiMaxKom

Sep 9, 2019, 1:08 pm Reply

Hope that she'll ride the horses though, and not the other way around…

Hecydec

Sep 9, 2019, 1:18 pm Reply

what next you become a spaceman fuck up love you anything now is it

Joel Tan

Sep 9, 2019, 1:41 pm Reply

Anyone noticed when they were getting destroyed the mom sorta switched sides.

Mikael Johnsson

Sep 9, 2019, 1:54 pm Reply

Why contact drPhil?! Why get ridiculed on Tv?

Troll Entity

Sep 9, 2019, 1:59 pm Reply

Hey pew you have a 9 year old army bro

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