Double Blind Date (Bernard, Brendan, Megan, & Pauline) | Truth or Drink | Cut
– Are you guys expecting
to get laid tonight? – I mean, I think to expect
that would be a bit much, but are we open to it? I think that’s–
(Pauline yells) It’s a… (laughs) (claps hands) (dramatic classical music) – [Cameraman] Hello.
– Hello. – Hi.
– Hello. – [Cameraman] Will you introduce
yourselves to each other? – Okay, I’m Megan. – I’m Pauline. – Brendan. – I’m Bernard. – Bernard, oh god. That’s my ex-boyfriend’s name. – Oh, this is great. (laughs) – [Cameraman] Are you guys ready to take the blindfolds off? – Can we? – Whoa, what’s up, what’s up? – Hello. – [Megan] You guys are so cute. – So are you ladies. – Beautiful. – Are my brows still on fleek? – Makeup check.
– Yeah. – [Cameraman] Okay, who’s gonna go first? – May I? I just don’t know what
to do with my hands. – Pick up the question. – Between the four of us, which of us is A, the sexy one, B, the smart one, C, the funny one? – Sexy, me, smart, me, funny me, crazy, me. – Girl, you deserve an award.
(clapping) – Own that shit. – Right off the bat I would say, smart, sexy, funny, crazy. – Lady in the streets,
but a freak in the sheets. – Hey!
(clapping) (excited chatter)
(high-fiving) – Thank you. – Okay, name four places on your body that every future lover
should pay attention to for extra credit. – What does that mean? – That means like what
are your erogenous zones? – Ah! – I’m your translator today. (laughs) You go first, boss. – This is like kind of a private thing, but I really like back
scratches, like just you know. – Thank you. – Hey man, see? – So you must like physical touch. – Oh, love it, yeah. Are we going in the
five love languages now? – Let’s do it.
(laughs) – I like my chest felt, my abs, and definitely my ass grabbed, for sure. (laughs) Yes,
(glasses clinking) here’s to erogenous zones, guys. – Which of us has the most particular and niche taste in adult content. – I bet you’re into some like cartoon– – Anime?
– Asian, yeah. – Hentai.
– Hentai? (laughing) – What is this? – In some Hentai, there
are tentacles that come out of the ground, and penetrate women. – Tentacles? – I only know ’cause my friend told me. – I have never heard of
a thing like this before. I’m slightly shocked. – It’s a whole genre of porn in Porn Hub. I bet Bernard’s into, I
bet you’re into threesomes. – Nah, it wouldn’t be. – Do you have a niche? – My niche would probably have to reflect somethin’ that I could relate to, so it probably would have
to be a black male involved, and that’s pretty much as far as it goes. Too much, so… (laughing) Do you always use protection in bed? – Yeah, oh I think it’s a warning sign if you are about to have sex
with someone, and your partner, and they don’t want to put protection on. But also I think it’s kind of a turn on when a man pulls out a condom, because they’re being responsible. Are you guys expecting
to get laid tonight? – I mean, I think to expect
that would be a bit much, but are we open to it? I think that’s a–
(Pauline yells) – It’s a … (laughing) (claps hands) (laughing) – Proud. – In my defense, I just, I’ve always had them because–
– No defense, man. – You just don’t know when
you’re gonna need them. – You’re a Boy Scout. This man is prepared. – Okay, okay, guess
which of the four of us has done butt stuff. – What? What you looking at me for? (laughing) – I don’t wanna answer this. – If you’re into it, good for you. I’m not super into it. It was a point of contention in a relationship for
me at one point, though. – The fact that she wouldn’t? – No, the fact that she
wanted to, and I didn’t. – Oh, god.
– No, fuck that, man. – That’s disgusting.
– There’s a lot goin’ on on the other side that’s
better, in my opinion. – (sighs) You’re so refreshing. – Thank you. – Bernard and I are just like, whatevs. (laughs) – I’m all ears, here. (clears throat) – Is race an important factor
when choosing a partner? – Yes. – I’m quite curious, why yes? – Okay, because certain heritage or races are known to be a certain way– – Don’t be vague. Don’t be vague. What is a certain way,
what does that mean? – I don’t date Asian men. They are known to be smaller, you know. How do you say this? – [Cameraman] They’re known to be smaller with their penises? – With their penis, it’s
gonna be small, for sure. – Honestly, so I’ve dated some Asian guys, and that is not true. – Really?
– Yeah. – Are you basing that off of like, you’ve been with men
that are well endowed? – Yeah.
– But have you been with a black man? – Not physically. – See, I don’t think you can compare. (laughs) – I mean. (Bernard clears throat) – [Bernard] I have a new question. Okay, so between the four of us, who do you think has the
most sexual experience, and who do you think is the best lover? – Bernard, I’ma just say you, just because you had that
Magnum, you’re prepared. – I think the best lover
out of all of us would be me. – Own it, I’ve been debating
saying the same thing. – Yeah, about yourself?
– Oh yeah. – Oh you think that you’re the best lover? – I mean.
– There’s only one way to find out.
– There’s only one way to find out, tune in.
– Tune in. (laughs) – [Cameraman] On the count of three, I want everybody to call out the number of of sexual
partners they’ve had. – Oh my god, I don’t remember. – [Cameraman] 1, 2, 3. More than 10. That’s for sure. – Did it again. – Alright guys, leaving me hanging here. (laughs) – I have a spreadsheet. – You have a spreadsheet? (laughing) She probably categorizes it, too. – The planner in me loves that so much. – Cheers, guys.
(glasses clink) – Cheers. – Last question. Which one of us would you most like to go on a second date with? I mean, we could leave them totally– – I know. Bottoms up! (laughing) – [Cameraman] Now was that
you guys just taking a shot? Or was that you guys… Nobody answering the question? – That was us not answering the question. – Nobody answering the question. – I will answer.
– Do it. – Pauline. I think you’re very beautiful, I think you have lovely lips, I think that I would
love to see you again. I have to say though, this encounter with you and Megan has been equally wonderful. And I would love to experience each of you individually to see how that
experience is emotionally– – You’re tellin’ me you
wanna date both of us at the same time? I will let you go on a date
with Megan, how about that? (Brendan exhales loudly) – So what you’re saying is you do wanna go on a second date? – What I’m sayin’ is you’re tryna make options out of us. (laughs) – [Cameraman] And that folks, was the game of Truth or Drink. (laughing and clapping) – Yo. – So do we get to hear Bernard answer? – Well, there’s no Bernard answer. – P.s, they’re probably still recording. – [Announcer] Buy the
Truth or Drink game now. You definitely don’t
wanna miss out on this, it’s a fuckin’ blast. (easygoing hip-hop music)