Daniel’s Most Outrageous Drinking Games – Tosh.0

By Brian Lemay 38 comments


[patriotic music]♪ ♪[engine revving] [gunshot] – Chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug. – Ahh! [all screaming]♪ ♪– Oh, look out! [fireworks booming] – Oh, my God. [laughter] – Come on, Sauce! [all shouting]♪ ♪– Ahh!
– Oh, my God! My God! – I’ve always said
binge drinking wasn’t dangerous enough. Are you too much of a pussy
to give that a shot this summer? Then try one of my fun, safe alternative drinking
games, ya squares.♪ ♪Filters out all the lead and
forces you to pace yourself. It’s perfect for freshman.♪ ♪The horrific smell and taste prevent any man from taking more than a sip at a time. It’s so vinegary. I’m gonna barf. Guys, get this…♪ ♪A ski is the only way to appreciate a fine vintage red.♪ ♪[slurping] The wine ski pairs nicely with a cheese ski. [laughter] [audience ohs] – Is that taser set to
“tickle”? That’s the most fun they’ve had
since their wives died. Aw, those guys are always
welcome to wet their whistle at my dive bar
and grill and mattress store. How are you guys doing?
– Good. – I wanted to let you know, one of our regulars
would like to buy you a round of tequila
shock shots. – Nice.
– Hey, don’t get too excited. The first thing I’m gonna
need you to do is sign
these release forms. Yep. There you go. – All right, bottom’s up.
– Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! That’s not how the
tequila shock shot works. I need everyone to put on
an electric dog collar. Red for the lady.
– Seriously? – I will electrocute
the [bleep] out of you while you take the shot. When you finish,
begin barking. Once everyone is barking,
I will stop shocking you. Bottoms up. [overlapping chatter] [barking] – [screams]
– All right, all right. – That was great. – Oh, he wants to buy you
another round. – Yeah! Thank you.
– Yeah, thank you. – They’ll really be
shocked to know my dog roofied
all of them. – Ahhh, yeah, folks! Fat man. Here he is. And right here,
for your viewing pleasure, i’m gonna drink, mmm,
this bowl of gravy! Ah, yeah! – Ah, yeah, folks! That fat man is fat man, and he’s the internet’s
foremost gravy enthusiast. He talks about gravy
so eloquently that it inspired me
to create a drinking game. I gave everyone
in my audience [as fat man]
a bowl of gravy. Go get your own
bowl of gravy if you want
to play along at home. Now, i’m going to show you
the rest of the video, and you have to take a drink every time he says
“bowl of gravy.” Ready?
Let’s begin. – A bowl of gravy, folks. – Mmm. Enjoy. – [sighs]
A bowl of gravy, folks. – Vegetarians,
quit being such prudes. Make an exception.
Experience life for once. – Nice, fresh bowl of gravy. – Gravy has 300%
of your daily salt requirement. – Ah, yeah, folks.
It’s a bowl of gravy! Shut up, dad.
[laughing] Ah, yeah, folks. – He drinks gravy!
Deal with it, dad! – A bowl of gravy! Got anything else
you wanna say to the fans? – Bowl of gravy.
– Bowl of gravy! – Delicious. – Ah, with tits like those,
who needs a job? – Bowl of gravy. – Mmm! – Ah, yeah, folks,
a bowl of gravy. – [laughing] a nice bowl of gravy.
– Bowl of gravy! – Until next time, folks! Bye-bye! – Bye-bye, buddy. Keep on living every day
like it’s Thanksgiving.

38 Comments

JBizzle

Feb 2, 2020, 5:00 pm Reply

First like an comment. Lets go

Jd j

Feb 2, 2020, 5:01 pm Reply

My most dangerous drinking game is going out for ONE PINT

a m p

Feb 2, 2020, 5:03 pm Reply

In all seriousness wine ski looks like an actual fun drinking game. everyone just has to wear a super nice light colored shirt so the losers are the ones who get spilled on.

500k No vids

Feb 2, 2020, 5:04 pm Reply

Let’s go

Don’t read my profile picture

Feb 2, 2020, 5:07 pm Reply

I didn't think I needed to see this today. But, I do

Owen Lasher

Feb 2, 2020, 5:13 pm Reply

What is this and why am I here

Wiseman Chivava

Feb 2, 2020, 5:13 pm Reply

lol for a sec i thought Ari Shaffir was gonna be in this video

Owen Lasher

Feb 2, 2020, 5:13 pm Reply

Ohhhh I’m subscribed because of key and peele

SpaceRider

Feb 2, 2020, 5:16 pm Reply

Gravy yummy

Durrty Rolling Paperz

Feb 2, 2020, 5:19 pm Reply

😂😂😂😂

King Oliver

Feb 2, 2020, 5:20 pm Reply

Some drinking games were good an but the others were painful but funny

ptauszig

Feb 2, 2020, 5:23 pm Reply

4:39 I can hear his arteries clogging.

Tony Lang

Feb 2, 2020, 5:48 pm Reply

TOTALLY FLOKD!!

shanilla ice

Feb 2, 2020, 5:49 pm Reply

I prefer bowlskis

Danielle Spargo

Feb 2, 2020, 6:16 pm Reply

that last one 😷🤧🤢🤮

BillHicks420

Feb 2, 2020, 6:25 pm Reply

Remember ten years ago, when Daniel Tosh was still relevant?

laptop droptop

Feb 2, 2020, 7:23 pm Reply

My dog roof!ed all of them lmao!!

adam mac

Feb 2, 2020, 8:10 pm Reply

Hear that? That's the sound of that last guy's arteries clogging.

b ray

Feb 2, 2020, 8:46 pm Reply

3:15 I bet the girls is set alot lower than the dudes. Guarantee it.

Bluemilk92

Feb 2, 2020, 8:47 pm Reply

1:56 anyone else discover a strange new fetish during this bit?

Dead Canary

Feb 2, 2020, 9:00 pm Reply

When you have to add canned laughter because you're simply not funny.

fleamarketmutt

Feb 2, 2020, 10:40 pm Reply

What'd I win?

Patchouli Colt

Feb 2, 2020, 10:53 pm Reply

Bowl of gravy guy reminds me of Mr. Poopy Butthole fromRick and Morty.

r.i.p KIKO

Feb 2, 2020, 12:07 am Reply

Finally drinking games a square like myself can enjoy

Will N

Feb 2, 2020, 12:27 am Reply

Who else is playing the gravy guy over and over while taking shots?

The Mini Macho Man WWE Action Figure Show & Dad

Feb 2, 2020, 1:10 am Reply

Thank you Tosh for trying to keep comedy alive

Berserker Nick

Feb 2, 2020, 2:02 am Reply

How about beer pong but randomly switch out one of the cups to cod liver oil

Billy O’really

Feb 2, 2020, 6:14 am Reply

At 1:05 was there about to be the classic "Mountaineers!" after "Let's Go"?

Thomas Smith

Feb 2, 2020, 6:29 am Reply

Sorry Tosh, we are taking crappy comedy down. Sorry bro.

Korista Minney

Feb 2, 2020, 11:02 am Reply

Oh my God. It's the real-world inspiration behind Trailer Park Boys…

The Strawberry Pimp

Feb 2, 2020, 12:41 pm Reply

At work, we do gravy shots with a potato wedge chaser

Sean Beads

Feb 2, 2020, 3:12 pm Reply

all I conclude from this is white people are awesome

Jayson Lee

Feb 2, 2020, 5:46 pm Reply

Strike outs are a fun drinking game..bong hit while holding it in…shot..beer..exhale..

Tosh.0

Feb 2, 2020, 6:34 pm Reply

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Porkchop Sandwiches

Feb 2, 2020, 2:02 am Reply

Bowl of Gravay!

Bacon Pancakes

Feb 2, 2020, 4:11 pm Reply

Isn't that intro music the same as this is not happening?

businessnik

Feb 2, 2020, 5:46 am Reply

"You're ruining your life" .. says the enabler off-camera. Where's that gravy come from?

Davin Morales

Feb 2, 2020, 8:08 am Reply

This man is washed

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