Chantix Commercial – SNL

By Brian Lemay 100 comments


>>>CHANTIX PRESENTS, REAL
STORIES, REAL PEOPLE.>>I’M KELLY, AND I QUIT SMOKING
WITH CHAN TICKS.>>KELLY IS A REAL CHAN TICKS
USER. SHE IS NOT AN AL QAEDA ACTRESS.
>>WELL, ACTUALLY, IT’S FUNNY YOU SAY THAT BECAUSE YOU KNOW, I
USED TO BE AN ACTRESS.>>BUT SHE’S NOT ANYMORE.
SHE’S JUST HERE TO GIVE A TESTIMONIAL.
>>ALL RIGHT.>>UNLIKE OTHER METHODS, CHAN
TICKS WORKS BY REDUCING THE URGE TO SMOKE.
>>THAT’S AN URGE I USED TO GET CONSTANTLY.
BUT CHAN TICKS WAS DIFFERENT. SORT OF LIKE MY TAKE ON OPHELIA
IN THE VILLAGE PLAYERS’ PRODUCTION OF HAMLET.
>>BUT THAT WAS JUST COMMUNITY THEATER.
SO LET’S GET BACK TO CHAN TICKS.>>IT WON AN AWARD, SO —
>>FOR ACTING?>>WE WON FOR COSTUMES.
HAHA, NOW THAT I QUIT SMOKING I HAVE MORE ENERGY TO DO THE
THINGS THAT MATTER TO ME LIKE GARDENING OR WORKSHOPING
CHARACTERS FOR MY ONE WOMAN SHOW.
BUT DON’T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT. ASK MY NANA FROM THE OLD
COUNTRY.>>OH, YOU SHOULDN’T NOT SMOKE.
>>BUT WE ARE NOT TALKING TO THAT PERSON.
WE ARE TALKING TO KELLY, ABOUT CHAN TICKS.
>>WHEN I HAD KIDS, I KNEW I HAD TO GIVE UP SMOKING.
WHEN I TRIED QUITTING WITHOUT CHAN TICKS.
I WAS LIKE –>>CALLY SHOULD BE FOCUSING ON
HER SUCCESS WITH CHAN TICKS BECAUSE SHE’S A REAL PERSON, NOT
AN ACTRESS.>>WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL, I
TOLD MYSELF, YOU ARE GOING — YOU ARE GOING TO BE SOMEBODY.
>>NO ONE IS BUYING IT, KELLY.>>DAMN IT.
>>SIDE EFFECTS OF CHAN TICKS MAY INCLUDE NAUSEA, FATIGUE —
>>IT IS A BOOM BOX. FINE, IT’S A BOOM BOX.
>>DRY MOUTH, AND KIDDING YOURSELF ABOUT YOUR LEVEL OF
TALENT.>>HERE’S THE THING.
I I WILL DO NUDITY, FULL, THE TOP AND THE UNDER.
THE WHOLE NINE.>>CHAN TICKS, REAL STORIES,
REAL PEOPLE. NOT ACTORS.
>>I’M TALKING FULL BUSH. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ]

100 Comments

Captain Easycore

Dec 12, 2018, 9:33 pm Reply

I’d fuck Cecily Strong 🤤

Hrishikesh Patil

Dec 12, 2018, 4:53 am Reply

Possible side effects:
•Nausea
•Fatigue
•Dry Mouth
•Kidding yourself
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.
.
.
•Nudity

Nick Beaudry

Dec 12, 2018, 6:02 am Reply

Last 10 year's of SNL's cast has Been awful with Keenan Thompson and the other no talent hacks! I hate that show for literally keeping K,Thompson's career alive. He was never a comedian let alone a real actor, he make's l me cringe so hard whenever he's in a movie, they think he's Tracy Morgan or someone we like. It's like when they put that john galecki in big bang theory/ Roseanne in movies now ugh I hate that bad actor's are making millions when they're so bad it Hurt's to watch them. Now there's more men and women with no talent working more than ever, they're so bad they can ruin movie's by just being casted.

Alexander Lim

Dec 12, 2018, 4:57 pm Reply

Go go 0:07 and turn on captions. 'she is not an al qaeda actress'

Patrick Kealy

Dec 12, 2018, 10:50 pm Reply

Yes Cecily please the full bush.

Alex Lee

Dec 12, 2018, 10:05 am Reply

Go cold turkey

Lt Dan

Dec 12, 2018, 5:40 pm Reply

The not funny part is, this is big pharma directly pushing drugs to the market in infomercials.

guildandepi

Dec 12, 2018, 6:21 pm Reply

Very funny. If you don't mind, please check out my own parody of Ray Liotta's Chantix commercial. No disrespect intended. Just having fun. https://youtu.be/P26lnar5HpQ

fuqinazhole

Jan 1, 2019, 2:03 pm Reply

STFU Kelly!

Alex Fitzpatrick

Jan 1, 2019, 5:36 am Reply

I gotta tell you, the closed captions are a little funky. "Not an Al Qaeda actress"

Patrick Krott

Jan 1, 2019, 2:24 pm Reply

This is boring. They should've made fun of the fact that Chantix causes horrific nightmares and suicidal tendencies.

Cinema Assault U.S.A.

Jan 1, 2019, 9:29 am Reply

https://youtu.be/fZTj32wWoPk

D. Stiefel

Jan 1, 2019, 1:00 am Reply

Ugh… SNL has been so bad lately….By lately I mean the last 20 years.

Alpha Zeta

Jan 1, 2019, 2:28 am Reply

Love you Cecily strong 😘

Mandutumuch •

Jan 1, 2019, 7:42 am Reply

she's beautiful strong independent women

Owl Man

Jan 1, 2019, 2:26 pm Reply

Pure beauty, pure comedy, pure talent

Vegas Nevada

Jan 1, 2019, 5:32 pm Reply

Full bush!

PieGodOfEarth

Jan 1, 2019, 4:25 am Reply

At least shes not Ray Liotta

Bill Roberts

Jan 1, 2019, 5:00 pm Reply

It’s okay to be in love with Cecily, right?

Amartya Chakraborty

Jan 1, 2019, 2:13 pm Reply

That nana 😂😂😂

balancebeambitch

Jan 1, 2019, 10:20 pm Reply

the shakiness made me dizzy

Poop Stinky

Jan 1, 2019, 1:24 pm Reply

Was that supposed to be funny? 😐

Michael

Jan 1, 2019, 3:40 am Reply

JD power

Zebulous

Jan 1, 2019, 4:27 am Reply

I wanna see Kelly’s bush

G.I. Geno

Jan 1, 2019, 7:59 am Reply

Wish she would do full bush for real!

Adrian Garcia

Jan 1, 2019, 12:21 pm Reply

I want Cecily to have my babies

Albert Gaspar

Feb 2, 2019, 4:08 am Reply

Next time, they could stick it to Hollywood and mention they learned to smoke from all their characters the cigarette companies love to see in movies promoting it as cool. But I guess that cuts too close.

dannomedic

Feb 2, 2019, 5:04 am Reply

Is it just me or is she especially pretty in this skit?

eciuj xob

Feb 2, 2019, 12:19 pm Reply

She looks like my dad's R*N*

Very Nice

Feb 2, 2019, 10:56 pm Reply

"She's not an actress"

Subtitles: "She's not an al qaeda actress"

I am Hassan

Feb 2, 2019, 1:19 am Reply

I'm buying it Kelly! 😎

Fabulous Kelly

Feb 2, 2019, 4:53 am Reply

This is actually me wtf

hennry king

Feb 2, 2019, 6:28 pm Reply

The original was better

rhiannon

Feb 2, 2019, 4:54 pm Reply

This really makes me wish Kate would host a podcast. 🎧

Brother Hobbs El

Mar 3, 2019, 5:56 am Reply

Nana from the old country has me in tears🤣🤣🤣🤣

omgwtfbbq

Mar 3, 2019, 12:50 am Reply

I'd pay to see full bush.

Laurel Desilets

Mar 3, 2019, 5:19 am Reply

"Real people. Not actors."

Yeah, but money sure changes a person's mind.

ANTI SOCIAL SOCIAL CLUB

Mar 3, 2019, 7:24 am Reply

no ones buying it kelly

Cynthia Bonsignore

Mar 3, 2019, 3:46 pm Reply

It's true tho who actually stops smoking with those drugs

westphillyOG

Mar 3, 2019, 2:50 pm Reply

She just keeps trying to perform 😂😂

Sophie Williams

Mar 3, 2019, 7:53 pm Reply

just watching everything with cecily

J

Apr 4, 2019, 12:42 pm Reply

I'll be waiting for that nude seen of Cecily Strong ahaha !!! 😉✌

Garrett

Apr 4, 2019, 7:03 pm Reply

Still waiting on her nude scene

Shashank Gupta

Apr 4, 2019, 8:47 pm Reply

0:10 turn on the subtitles and thank me later.

Soumik Dutta

Apr 4, 2019, 7:02 am Reply

subtitles: she's not a al qaeda…

Cats Linda

Apr 4, 2019, 3:02 pm Reply

… perfection….

bill braxton

Apr 4, 2019, 3:18 am Reply

dumb

Sally Smith

Apr 4, 2019, 11:37 pm Reply

she went back to smoking at the end lol

Georgia Ritchie

May 5, 2019, 8:16 am Reply

took me a minute to realize Kate was doing the voiceover. She's pretty good at it actually!

Drako-shi

May 5, 2019, 5:06 pm Reply

Just do it!

Big Ern

May 5, 2019, 7:23 pm Reply

Not funny

Trump 2020

May 5, 2019, 10:56 pm Reply

I wish she would do full bush sheeit

Jerry Booth

May 5, 2019, 2:19 pm Reply

It's good to get to see Cecily cut loose this way. Great work.

Tara Gragg

May 5, 2019, 9:40 pm Reply

While smoking!

Sam Malone

May 5, 2019, 12:56 am Reply

Not funny.

Richterdgf

May 5, 2019, 8:03 pm Reply

I quit smoking 20 years ago with Nicotrel. Of course, I’ve also been in a coma for the last 20 years but that’s not what we’re here to talk about.

eagle

May 5, 2019, 9:53 pm Reply

The Actress.

discman15

May 5, 2019, 5:32 am Reply

You know how women aren't funny?

Austin Johnson

Jun 6, 2019, 6:42 am Reply

1:09

Greendragon434

Jun 6, 2019, 2:00 pm Reply

how about the Ray Liotta commercial for Chantix? He seems SO angry through the whole thing, like he REALLY needs a cigarette!
(plus, he is an actor too)

TPTGopher

Jun 6, 2019, 4:28 am Reply

Personal headcanon: this woman and Cecily’s 24 Hour Energy for Dating Actresses character are one and the same.

Igor Nikachin

Jun 6, 2019, 5:50 pm Reply

Xentrax works

Clifton Newman

Jun 6, 2019, 7:00 pm Reply

Lmmfao

Vincent Pulizzi

Jun 6, 2019, 10:57 pm Reply

As soon as I see Cicly I click

whitehouse9999

Jun 6, 2019, 7:53 pm Reply

Freaky ass! Full bush🌲

Egyptian_Thoth

Jun 6, 2019, 5:59 am Reply

SNL has NEVER been funny to me…EVER.

Derrick Flyr

Jun 6, 2019, 8:59 pm Reply

Wow. I thought this was going to be a comedy skit. I was surprised to find out it was that chick from SNL s real story of quitting smoking. I'm glad it was cause it sure wasnt funny.

Melamone

Jun 6, 2019, 4:17 pm Reply

I love how real commercials say “real people, not actors” as of saying actors aren’t real people.

Ric Pina

Jun 6, 2019, 1:40 am Reply

Well now I’m just looking fwd to seeing her naked 😂😂

Gnome Queen

Jun 6, 2019, 1:18 am Reply

Relatable

Tom Koyzis

Jun 6, 2019, 11:10 pm Reply

I will do nudity. 😂😂

Courtney Vickers

Jun 6, 2019, 7:39 pm Reply

She was in the vampire diaries, right?

Billy Everyteen

Jul 7, 2019, 1:26 am Reply

So… is anyone going to take up Cecily's offer to do nudity or…?

redel37

Jul 7, 2019, 11:22 am Reply

so, no more jazz hands as side effect?

Christopher

Jul 7, 2019, 4:30 pm Reply

Cecily is underrated

LJ Santora

Jul 7, 2019, 2:34 am Reply

Chantix damn near killed me!

Adriana

Jul 7, 2019, 7:09 pm Reply

Did you guys know that kelly is not an actress

Kim Lance

Jul 7, 2019, 11:53 pm Reply

Very super funny 😆!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Later Feraligatr2

Jul 7, 2019, 11:49 am Reply

This shit funny af

Lolly Alwazxmas

Jul 7, 2019, 10:53 am Reply

The under😂

bring it on

Jul 7, 2019, 8:46 pm Reply

Lady: I can pretend !
Voice: But you're bad at it.

stevepd1

Jul 7, 2019, 3:29 pm Reply

Cecily Strong doing full nudity? I'd buy that!

Veterans For Trump

Jul 7, 2019, 10:45 am Reply

Not funny, no talent

Randy Fleetwood

Jul 7, 2019, 7:06 pm Reply

“ I will do nudity…full. I’m talking Full Bush.”

Tina Burton

Jul 7, 2019, 8:18 pm Reply

DUMB!

Natalie Chica

Aug 8, 2019, 4:07 pm Reply

kate mckinnon sounds so hot in this voiceover

kaara’s mom

Aug 8, 2019, 9:26 am Reply

Whats with the subtitles?

Laurie Bradbury

Aug 8, 2019, 2:27 am Reply

SHE never smoked, her teeth are WHITE !!!

Jason Schwarzman

Aug 8, 2019, 10:57 pm Reply

Lol Did anyone else notice that she was smoking at the end, so the Chantix didn't work?

frank white

Aug 8, 2019, 11:26 pm Reply

If you want to see a funny chantix spoof- watch zebra corner ray liotta played by mahk. Now that shit is funny, this is eh..

CarolinaBaby _

Aug 8, 2019, 1:23 am Reply

Cecily the cutest thing ever

FabienCar91’s Radio Commercials Vault

Aug 8, 2019, 1:41 am Reply

Is Chantix a real product?

Random Thoughts

Sep 9, 2019, 7:47 pm Reply

SNL!!!😂😂😂😂

Johnny b Goode

Sep 9, 2019, 10:46 pm Reply

Try fuckin chantix

Cinnamon Crunck

Sep 9, 2019, 3:59 pm Reply

Chantix is a dangerous drug that causes hallucinations and suicides/death. Smoking is a dangerous habit that can result in death. Both are legal and make companies billions.

Benabdeslam Latifa

Sep 9, 2019, 5:51 pm Reply

Champix is working good for me and I'm not an actress 😅

Michael

Sep 9, 2019, 11:06 pm Reply

She really isn’t funny or attractive

B M-Y

Sep 9, 2019, 11:29 am Reply

Cecily is such a team player. She really is like that low key player that holds her own and she really knows how to keep a straight face and also a good actress. Reminds me of Wiig's trajectory. I bet she'll be carrying the show soon.

Aishwaryaa Manickavasagam

Sep 9, 2019, 11:58 am Reply

The subtitle says SHE IS NOT AN AL QAEDA ACTRESS

Jesse

Sep 9, 2019, 10:26 pm Reply

Dont take anything called Chantix

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