9 Weird Drinks

By Brian Lemay 100 comments


Vsauce! Kevin here. Kidsbeer is a soft drink
in Japan marketed toward children and designed to look like beer. It’s lager-colored, foams
like beer but tastes like cola and the slogan states “Even kids cannot stand life unless
they have a drink”  If you need to drink a cigarette after that
there’s liquid smoking. A Dutch relax drink as opposed to an energy drink that claims
to give the drinker a similar feeling to having just smoked. But it doesn’t actually contain
any nicotine. India has a soft drink made with cow urine.
The Hindu Nationalist movement, concerned with the effects of American-owned cola drinks
on their youth created the cow urine soft drink not only to lessen foreign influence
but because they believe cow urine helps purify those on the bottom rungs of the Hindu caste
system. Kumis is a central Asian drink traditionally
made with fermented horse milk. Unfermented mare’s milk isn’t imbibed because it’s a strong
laxative with 40% more lactose than cow’s milk and kumis is actually in its own category
of alcoholic drinks because it’s not made from fruit or grain. Mamma Mia Pizza Beer is beer made from pizza.
During the beer-making process Margarita pizza is put into the mash and steeped like a tea
bag – then the pizza spices are washed off with hot water and filtered into a brew pot.
And according to reviews – it really tastes like pizza. Which would pair nicely with Water Salad – a
drink made by Coca Cola and sold in Japan that is salad-flavored water – a beverage
that led Pepsi to respond with Ice Cucumber. Bilk combines beer with milk. The Japanese
drink was created as a way to use up surplus milk that was previously being thrown away.
A third of the low-malt beer is milk and they claim that it has a fruity taste.  Snake wine is made by infusing whole snakes
in grain alcohol or rice wine. Found in China and southeast Asia the belief is that the
essence and venom of the snakes dissolve in the liquor to promote vitality. Other animals
infused in alcohol for purported health benefits that range from improved eyesight to curing
the common cold include geckos, baby mice, and sea horses. China also has Magical Penis Wine and three-penis
liquor. Which uses three different types of animal penises to supposedly boost the virility
of its drinker. Yes. And as always – thanks for watching!

100 Comments

MTNG

Aug 8, 2014, 1:44 am Reply

Jeez, please stop insulting my people, I mean, just because you see something as irregular to you doesn't mean it is to us, some Chinese people think that you're culture is wierd, with justin bieber and all

Troll

Aug 8, 2014, 3:40 am Reply

But did you see the kid in the yellow shirt @ 0:09 . Future alcoholic. ∑=(

CaiusTheShadow

Aug 8, 2014, 12:10 pm Reply

I used to get that mama mia pizza beer all the time. unfortunately I just moved and even though I'm in a city that is renowned for beer they don't sell it here…. It really does taste like pizza though. I highly recommend it if you get a chance to try it.

NIc K

Aug 8, 2014, 1:06 pm Reply

Horse milk is extracted from males horses

李岱文

Aug 8, 2014, 10:07 am Reply

most of these are japanese haha

Enrickey Costa

Aug 8, 2014, 12:50 am Reply

Japan is sort of fucked up

mcgibs

Aug 8, 2014, 10:13 pm Reply

That Kidsbeer looks pretty tasty. I'm guessing the foaming agent is the same one used for root beer.

Seymour Skinner

Aug 8, 2014, 9:23 pm Reply

CIGARETTE JUICE!!!

Lily Hannah Wolpert

Aug 8, 2014, 4:56 am Reply

Did bilk remind anyone else of looking for Alaska, or was it just me?

louis chapman

Aug 8, 2014, 10:54 am Reply

Should be renamed: weird Asian beverages

AJ Taurus

Sep 9, 2014, 9:26 am Reply

EWWWW.
BEER + MILK.
DOESN'T IT CURDLE?!?!

red pepe

Sep 9, 2014, 2:45 pm Reply

nope nope nope

EK9 BRAH

Sep 9, 2014, 11:23 am Reply

Fuck asains are weird.

Keagan Cook

Sep 9, 2014, 4:38 am Reply

Does TacoCorp sell 3 penis wine?

Tobias_Gaming

Sep 9, 2014, 5:54 pm Reply

Penis licker

Wolffie J

Sep 9, 2014, 1:24 am Reply

Oh my dear Japan… Why? I love you very much… But… What?

David WhatsThatAbout

Sep 9, 2014, 9:46 am Reply

Okay out of all the drinks I saw I'll take the Bilk.

CoxTH

Sep 9, 2014, 9:52 am Reply

Ugh, all these beer abominations make me sick…

Perry Kitten

Sep 9, 2014, 7:06 am Reply

Ew.

cameron darrow

Sep 9, 2014, 4:47 am Reply

Taco loves 3 penis wine

Leah Benasco

Sep 9, 2014, 3:43 pm Reply

Oh my lol

Will Godfrey

Sep 9, 2014, 7:31 pm Reply

Who is dumbass enouph to make penis wine

TheDumbG00se

Sep 9, 2014, 1:59 am Reply

I LOVE MAGICAL PNIS WINE IT'S MY FAVORITE ALCOHOL

UrsaFrank

Sep 9, 2014, 12:09 pm Reply

Fun fact: Here in the UK you need to be 18 to buy alcohol buy but you only need to be five to start drinking it.

ooomessn cooeeae

Sep 9, 2014, 2:44 pm Reply

MAGICAL PENIS WATER -Best name ever.

Xujari Stl

Sep 9, 2014, 10:50 pm Reply

………….nope

BRBhorror

Sep 9, 2014, 1:18 pm Reply

Japan, China, WTF. Why! Why!

Aurangzeb mohammed

Sep 9, 2014, 4:19 pm Reply

Cow urine pissed no time 🍻

Chasegame

Sep 9, 2014, 9:29 pm Reply

Is it just me or is like pretty much almost all of these from Japan?

LG .Radu

Sep 9, 2014, 5:28 pm Reply

we call it "COCA COLA " 🙂 

Lucia

Sep 9, 2014, 9:46 pm Reply

Uuuhhhh….I'd….just like to try the Kidsbeer O_O Uhhhhhmm…. Anyone want cow urine?… because apparently, it's better than any other animals' pee and the orange juice we have in our fridge

Luis Gomez

Sep 9, 2014, 2:26 pm Reply

Lol three penis wine

Ender Minn

Sep 9, 2014, 11:58 pm Reply

I'd like a drink with not to much penis in it, but still has that bang a penis gives. coming right up

Traci H

Oct 10, 2014, 8:09 pm Reply

Horses make milk….

Jerry Blackwell

Oct 10, 2014, 1:12 am Reply

This cause anyone else to think of the kid beer skit from WKUK?

HoCoRydaaH

Oct 10, 2014, 6:50 am Reply

why the fuck are half of these made in asian countries

sounavailable

Oct 10, 2014, 6:02 pm Reply

of all these beverages, the chinese penis liquor obviously works… 

Maeg

Oct 10, 2014, 4:38 pm Reply

mmmm Penis wine

Russ Epp-Leppel

Oct 10, 2014, 12:02 am Reply

What, no chang'aa?

stepahnie chouinard

Oct 10, 2014, 10:44 pm Reply

Wtf

TheDiabethick

Oct 10, 2014, 9:46 pm Reply

Why doesnt it surprise me that the majority of the drinks are asian

The Entire Earth

Oct 10, 2014, 12:43 am Reply

Freakin japan.

Mymax GFX

Oct 10, 2014, 8:59 am Reply

Some Indians even drink cow dung as a source of protein

FlyCasual

Nov 11, 2014, 11:35 am Reply

I'm chinese and I find it hard to fathom my forefathers repeatedly

stain less

Nov 11, 2014, 1:47 am Reply

aye three penis wine

Amy The angel

Nov 11, 2014, 1:15 pm Reply

so chinese people have small d**ks xD

Toxq Jam

Nov 11, 2014, 11:36 am Reply

I was wrong to watch this after a night of heavy drinking…

Dan Teridue

Dec 12, 2014, 1:46 am Reply

Gross, all I can say

Giuliano Taverna

Dec 12, 2014, 3:28 am Reply

The poor snakes…

A N G E R E D S H I B E

Dec 12, 2014, 10:03 pm Reply

2:19 – Good for pornstars cuz they like sucking dick.

Jack is pure evil

Dec 12, 2014, 12:00 pm Reply

OMG I WANT THAT PIZZA BEER

Sherry Trifle

Dec 12, 2014, 6:10 pm Reply

I think you mean peni

evngyr360

Dec 12, 2014, 4:01 am Reply

I hate gross people.
Who would put three types of animal wieners in a drink!

DICK PUNCHER

Dec 12, 2014, 7:44 pm Reply

Does red Bull really have bull sperm in it?

Ayy

Jan 1, 2015, 9:32 am Reply

of course most of these is asian.

HamDerDanskeren

Jan 1, 2015, 8:08 pm Reply

My oncel got a bottle of snake wine! It is so weird Im from denmark, btw xD

MrGForce

Jan 1, 2015, 6:22 pm Reply

so with bilk, even when you are drinking beer, you'll still be a milk drinker.

sadikur rahman

Jan 1, 2015, 11:12 pm Reply

It is really weird dick

Kage Tenkou Ai

Jan 1, 2015, 8:42 pm Reply

Pizza beer anyone? lol

Frankenwulf

Jan 1, 2015, 10:49 pm Reply

asian people always have the weirdest shit. Wtf asia?

Compound Child

Jan 1, 2015, 11:44 am Reply

Ayone for a pint of Cock-Juice?

Christian Haakmeester

Feb 2, 2015, 4:09 am Reply

I love how all of these things are from eastern countries.

Connor

Mar 3, 2015, 2:08 am Reply

Watches Then gets to 2:18 I DON'T WANT TO LIVE ON THIS PLANET ANYMORE Jumps Off Planet

abuzar hamza

Mar 3, 2015, 3:17 am Reply

@Vsauce  I would suggesr to make a vedio about Jammu and kashmir . I will be interesting

James Fischer

Mar 3, 2015, 1:35 am Reply

My boy taco drinks that 3 penis wine

Tohungovertothinkofagoodname

Mar 3, 2015, 5:27 am Reply

The league… three penis wine anybody? Taco…

Anthony Pirrone

Apr 4, 2015, 2:39 am Reply

No thanks, I'll stick to water

A Vacuum

Apr 4, 2015, 12:41 am Reply

Ohhh Japan

Saifur Choudhury

Apr 4, 2015, 5:18 pm Reply

Penis wine wtf some people are funny

DJ Doppler

Apr 4, 2015, 4:11 am Reply

Huh. I somehow inadvertently traveled from the "Minecraft" part of youtube to the "Mindblown" part of youtube. Trippy!!!

honestlydontknowwhatimdoing thankk

May 5, 2015, 11:52 pm Reply

Of course you would Japan

Cube Central

May 5, 2015, 10:44 pm Reply

There's kids beer in Canada I buy it

Sleepy

Jun 6, 2015, 3:19 am Reply

why so much beer

Aziz Rahman

Jun 6, 2015, 2:16 am Reply

Kids beer?

ShadowSnake

Jun 6, 2015, 11:09 pm Reply

Why would anyone put those poor animals in a stupid drink? >:(

Michael Setyawan

Jun 6, 2015, 3:13 pm Reply

I hope that kid's drink has no alcohol!

Gumball Watterson

Oct 10, 2015, 12:50 am Reply

Kidsbeer is right for me! 😀

MP

Jan 1, 2016, 1:50 am Reply

what a waste for putting them in the drink at least they could be eaten but what a waste

Dick Maus

Feb 2, 2016, 2:14 am Reply

Soooo much ignorance going on in this comment section…

Tv Best

Feb 2, 2016, 7:05 pm Reply

In switzerland we have a soda called Rivella made out of the milk that keeps after you have made cheese out of it

Emmeryn the Wise

Mar 3, 2016, 9:19 pm Reply

I believe that "Kidsbeer" is actually called Namaiki Beer. Germany has something similiar. Its called "Malzbier" (eng. Malt Beer). Its made out of barley, but isn't fermented.

Brack Bernhard

May 5, 2016, 5:35 pm Reply

Kumis – fermented horse milk – actually tastes very good, especially when served cold.
– – yummie! – – Yummie!! – – YUMMIE!!! – – –
Yeah a great world beyond Cola and BudLight just waits to be explored.

Seb Sharma

Jul 7, 2016, 5:50 pm Reply

The snake/scorpion/Spider wines are so amazing to look at irl

Tervel MTB

Jul 7, 2016, 3:55 am Reply

All I heard was Japan and there weird junk food culture

Chris Ramos

Aug 8, 2016, 7:49 pm Reply

But have you ever tried Malort?!?

StarshipPocketFox

Sep 9, 2016, 10:37 pm Reply

Birthday Cake Vodka should have been on this list.

8bit72HAC

Nov 11, 2016, 11:15 pm Reply

I love that "yes" at the end. Just like yeah, I think it's weird too

stevanus marcello

Dec 12, 2016, 8:16 am Reply

omg

Aranohr

Dec 12, 2016, 2:24 am Reply

What's the outro song?

werewolfgf

Jan 1, 2017, 12:08 am Reply

so you don't like western cola so you make a drink made out of piss

great job

Георгий Дубинин

Apr 4, 2017, 11:53 am Reply

КУМЫС!!!

Elizabeth Hogan

May 5, 2017, 5:27 am Reply

WE DRANK THE EEL, MURDOCK!

William Sledge

Sep 9, 2017, 12:32 am Reply

I'm realizing a theme here all werid drinks are based on beer

ButterBall

Sep 9, 2017, 2:30 am Reply

How about "Mountain Moo"? Milk mixed with Mountain Dew. Good idea huh?

Melody

Oct 10, 2017, 4:00 am Reply

I cannot imagine anything more negative than rejecting western ideals only to promote a nazi-like philosophy while simultaneously feeding people poisonous animal waste.

boye er

Oct 10, 2017, 8:19 pm Reply

Here's a weird drink:
Radithor
It has radium inside

DuffelBag

Oct 10, 2017, 6:15 am Reply

Time to drink nothing but water for the next ever

ResidentEvil302cuba rican215

Mar 3, 2019, 3:11 pm Reply

I smoke i wana try that smoke drink lol

The Iron Rubber duck

Mar 3, 2019, 11:28 pm Reply

Who else likes root beer?

Feels Goodman

Sep 9, 2019, 7:29 pm Reply

2019 anyone?

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